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What are things that you should not say at your own wedding?
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over a year ago
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"I think I'd look good sat on the best man's cock.......ooh wait I did  x
Love this one lol ...was it before or after the wedding lol xx
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Dirty girl ....haha did he have u in your dress xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I'd look good sat on the best man's cock.......ooh wait I did x
Love this one lol ...was it before or after the wedding lol xx
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Dirty girl ....haha did he have u in your dress xx"
in and out of it  |
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As I thanked my guests on their exit from the church holding hands with my new husband I whispered to his friend " we can start that affaiir now" was sincerely meant as a Joke but maybe the church entrance infront of the priest that just married me wasn't the best time or place! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think I'd look good sat on the best man's cock.......ooh wait I did x
Love this one lol ...was it before or after the wedding lol xx
both
Dirty girl ....haha did he have u in your dress xx
in and out of it "
Sounds amazing would love to fuck a bride on her wedding day.....obviously not my wedding tho xx |
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We had a civil ceremony and when the registrar asked me if I love and honour and forsaking all others, I said sometimes, everyone there took a sharp intake of breathe and the registrar looked at me shook his head and said that's naughty, Mrs l just chuckled and shook her head at me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As I walked up the aisle to my first husband I remember thinking "it's ok, if it doesn't work out I can always get divorced."
Yep, we split up 4 months later.
Husband number two is ace and I couldn't wait to marry him.
But as I walked out of the registry office my mate shouted really loud that my garter had fallen down around my ankles. Thanks for that!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My mate was driving the wedding car and was waiting outside the brides house with the other cars and chatting to the other drivers when a stream of kids ran out, all with obviously different fathers followed by the bride. My mate recognised the bride as someone he vaguely knew and said loud enough for everyone to hear "fuck me, she's been round the block a few times!" |
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over a year ago
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At my friends wedding the Groom stood up and said he would like to wank everyone for coming 
At another one the DJ who knew the groom and his previous long term girlfriend and not his new bride introduced the bride by the ex's name |
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