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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
Autopederasty is the near-impossible act of sticking one’s own fully-erect penis in one’s own rectum. Yes. Only a small percentage of people can do it, but it’s possible! There is a porno called “Go Fuck Yourself” that is devoted to the act, even going so far as to instruct people on how to do it!
Oooo he's been on here maybe he can!  |
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"Well if I ever come back after this life I'm going to be a cat. I can't think of anything better than .....licking my own pussy  "
Bloke sees his mate's dog licking his own balls,says "I wish I could do that!"
His mate says "Give him a biscuit & he'll let you!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well if I ever come back after this life I'm going to be a cat. I can't think of anything better than sleeping, eating and licking my own pussy "
Either that or a giraffe. Same result. |
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"Well if I ever come back after this life I'm going to be a cat. I can't think of anything better than .....licking my own pussy
Bloke sees his mate's dog licking his own balls,says "I wish I could do that!"
His mate says "Give him a biscuit & he'll let you!" "
Excellent. |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
" Then, there is Autocunnilingus, where a woman gives herself oral sex. "
With my bad back??? Youve got to be joking!!
Not seen any woman on here claiming to be able to do it though... |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
" Then, there is Autocunnilingus, where a woman gives herself oral sex.
With my bad back??? Youve got to be joking!!
Maybe it involves a very long tongue?"
Bugger never thought of that!
Give me a min.....
Nope still no good 
Ill just have to stick with the old-fashioned way. |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
" Then, there is Autocunnilingus, where a woman gives herself oral sex.
With my bad back??? Youve got to be joking!!
Not seen any woman on here claiming to be able to do it though..."
I witnessed a woman in Mexico who could perform the act whilst sat on a table in a bar. I have to admit it was very impressive. |
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"I don't have much free time at all today lol. I need some let of steam time as i have been training 3 Nigerians, a pole and 2 Lithuanians to analyze data. I had hair at 9am but non now "
I swear that's a great start to a joke
There were 3 Nigerians, a Pole and 2 Lithuanians analyzing date....
Anyone? |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"I don't have much free time at all today lol. I need some let of steam time as i have been training 3 Nigerians, a pole and 2 Lithuanians to analyze data. I had hair at 9am but non now
I swear that's a great start to a joke
There were 3 Nigerians, a Pole and 2 Lithuanians analyzing date....
Anyone?"
Its not a joke its a chuffin nightmare as the Lithuanians i suspect are neo Nazi's and they all hate the pole (well he does look shifty) The quality of agency staff these days is apauling |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Then, there is Autocunnilingus, where a woman gives herself oral sex.
With my bad back??? Youve got to be joking!!
Not seen any woman on here claiming to be able to do it though...
I witnessed a woman in Mexico who could perform the act whilst sat on a table in a bar. I have to admit it was very impressive. "
That's taking feminism a bit too far dontcha think? |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Don't encourage him!  "
HPC - not read rest of thread yet - but yes that thought of him wanting us all to watch his cam again came to mind!!!
Tho it was onl femme and another who saw him wasnt it???
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