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over a year ago
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"I don't want to talk about it. I want to fit in!
Negative, I can't take the time off work. "
Your father practically owns the company. You can do anything you like, silly.
You hate that job anyway. I don't see why you just don't quit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't want to talk about it. I want to fit in!
Negative, I can't take the time off work.
Your father practically owns the company. You can do anything you like, silly.
You hate that job anyway. I don't see why you just don't quit."
I'm trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer album, but you keep buzzing in my ear. |
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over a year ago
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"Is beginning to seem a little, asylumish... If the cap fits awwww you not taken your medication yet
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Lol Er diamonds now come on you know me I'm pretty normal compared to this lot... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't want to talk about it. I want to fit in!
Negative, I can't take the time off work.
Your father practically owns the company. You can do anything you like, silly.
You hate that job anyway. I don't see why you just don't quit.
I'm trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer album, but you keep buzzing in my ear."
Hey, I'm a child of divorce, give me a break!
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't want to talk about it. I want to fit in!
Negative, I can't take the time off work.
Your father practically owns the company. You can do anything you like, silly.
You hate that job anyway. I don't see why you just don't quit.
I'm trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer album, but you keep buzzing in my ear.
Hey, I'm a child of divorce, give me a break!
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?"
*Indifferently* Yeah, they're OK... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't want to talk about it. I want to fit in!
Negative, I can't take the time off work.
Your father practically owns the company. You can do anything you like, silly.
You hate that job anyway. I don't see why you just don't quit.
I'm trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer album, but you keep buzzing in my ear.
Hey, I'm a child of divorce, give me a break!
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
*Indifferently* Yeah, they're OK..."
I like them. In 87 Huey released Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh Christmas all coming out the woodwork, have you read that bronson thingies profile
Thingy?
Sprouts I should feed you sprouts
NNNOOOOOO!"
I'll tell you what... Shush if I coat them in butter you won't even have to chew, they'll just slide down nicely. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh Christmas all coming out the woodwork, have you read that bronson thingies profile
Thingy?
Sprouts I should feed you sprouts
NNNOOOOOO!
I'll tell you what... Shush if I coat them in butter you won't even have to chew, they'll just slide down nicely. "
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"You need to take the purple ones!
Will they bring me balance or bedlam?
I don't know but have you seen the Dragon guarding the fridge!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Seen it? I have to take it out for its walks and it doesn't half pull at the lead. And as for cleaning up after your pet?!? The poop bags are enormous! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You need to take the purple ones!
Will they bring me balance or bedlam?
I don't know but have you seen the Dragon guarding the fridge!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seen it? I have to take it out for its walks and it doesn't half pull at the lead. And as for cleaning up after your pet?!? The poop bags are enormous! "
Sorry...
On a side note - has she pooped that Emerald Sword out yet?
That last Knight put up such a good fight I promised her it can go on the wall |
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"You need to take the purple ones!
Will they bring me balance or bedlam?
I don't know but have you seen the Dragon guarding the fridge!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seen it? I have to take it out for its walks and it doesn't half pull at the lead. And as for cleaning up after your pet?!? The poop bags are enormous!
Sorry...
On a side note - has she pooped that Emerald Sword out yet?
That last Knight put up such a good fight I promised her it can go on the wall "
You mean I have to poke through the poop as well as pick it up!?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You need to take the purple ones!
Will they bring me balance or bedlam?
I don't know but have you seen the Dragon guarding the fridge!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seen it? I have to take it out for its walks and it doesn't half pull at the lead. And as for cleaning up after your pet?!? The poop bags are enormous!
Sorry...
On a side note - has she pooped that Emerald Sword out yet?
That last Knight put up such a good fight I promised her it can go on the wall
You mean I have to poke through the poop as well as pick it up!?! "
You've lost the dragon haven't you
How the hell did you manage to loose a dragon!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You need to take the purple ones!
Will they bring me balance or bedlam?
I don't know but have you seen the Dragon guarding the fridge!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seen it? I have to take it out for its walks and it doesn't half pull at the lead. And as for cleaning up after your pet?!? The poop bags are enormous!
Sorry...
On a side note - has she pooped that Emerald Sword out yet?
That last Knight put up such a good fight I promised her it can go on the wall
You mean I have to poke through the poop as well as pick it up!?!
You've lost the dragon haven't you
How the hell did you manage to loose a dragon!!"
I haven't....... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You need to take the purple ones!
Will they bring me balance or bedlam?
I don't know but have you seen the Dragon guarding the fridge!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seen it? I have to take it out for its walks and it doesn't half pull at the lead. And as for cleaning up after your pet?!? The poop bags are enormous!
Sorry...
On a side note - has she pooped that Emerald Sword out yet?
That last Knight put up such a good fight I promised her it can go on the wall
You mean I have to poke through the poop as well as pick it up!?!
You've lost the dragon haven't you
How the hell did you manage to loose a dragon!!
I haven't......."
Not you. TD up there. I haven't seen her since she took her out last night!the dragon I mean.
Unless of course you have another dragon...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You need to take the purple ones!
Will they bring me balance or bedlam?
I don't know but have you seen the Dragon guarding the fridge!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seen it? I have to take it out for its walks and it doesn't half pull at the lead. And as for cleaning up after your pet?!? The poop bags are enormous!
Sorry...
On a side note - has she pooped that Emerald Sword out yet?
That last Knight put up such a good fight I promised her it can go on the wall
You mean I have to poke through the poop as well as pick it up!?!
You've lost the dragon haven't you
How the hell did you manage to loose a dragon!!
I haven't.......
Not you. TD up there. I haven't seen her since she took her out last night!the dragon I mean.
Unless of course you have another dragon...
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Well there's her little brother...
But he's currently snoring his bloody head off.
I've had to turn Lynyrd Skynyrd up to 11..
He's keeping my feet warm though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the forum is quite quite normal in comparison to the chatrooms
I used to use northern chat... Until the men in white coats collected me "
I only go on now n then to chat to friends n wiggle my bottom,,,mental innit |
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over a year ago
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"shhhhhh i love it here - in my corner - sat on my heels rocking back n forth Sx
Scooch over then let me come n Wibble in the corner."
OK we have dragons, swords, numerous pills, and now we have the rocking, and counting corner...
Where hell is TD with that bliddy dragon.
Er my slayr will a cat not suffice.... Nearly said Pussy then, but it has certain connotations |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love it.... Suits my nutty side perfectly!
Now, who has these blue pills you speak of?! "
Oh believe me there's plenty in here although... The blue ones are in short supply,
We have rainbow ones, left although they do make the taker, all fluffy n girly, you have been warned. Taste the rainbow. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"the forum is quite quite normal in comparison to the chatrooms
I used to use northern chat... Until the men in white coats collected me
I only go on now n then to chat to friends n wiggle my bottom,,,mental innit "
That's putting it mildly, their barking at the moon
Woof woof |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love it.... Suits my nutty side perfectly!
Now, who has these blue pills you speak of?!
Oh believe me there's plenty in here although... The blue ones are in short supply,
We have rainbow ones, left although they do make the taker, all fluffy n girly, you have been warned. Taste the rainbow. "
You sure you've not just opened a bag of skittles by mistake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whoa! Totally confused here.
What's actually going on?
I must be too sane to get it.
Nurse Ratchet! At least I'm God Damb trying.
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Intruder alert.
A normo has infiltrated our secret underwater lair!!!!!! |
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"Whoa! Totally confused here.
What's actually going on?
I must be too sane to get it.
Nurse Ratchet! At least I'm God Damb trying.
Intruder alert.
A normo has infiltrated our secret underwater lair!!!!!!"
Give me a pill, any colour, I'll soon fit in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love it.... Suits my nutty side perfectly!
Now, who has these blue pills you speak of?!
Oh believe me there's plenty in here although... The blue ones are in short supply,
We have rainbow ones, left although they do make the taker, all fluffy n girly, you have been warned. Taste the rainbow. "
Feeeeeeeel the rainbow.
No encouragement needed, I'm in! |
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"I love it.... Suits my nutty side perfectly!
Now, who has these blue pills you speak of?!
Oh believe me there's plenty in here although... The blue ones are in short supply,
We have rainbow ones, left although they do make the taker, all fluffy n girly, you have been warned. Taste the rainbow.
Feeeeeeeel the rainbow.
No encouragement needed, I'm in! "
I'm right behind you. (and WOW, it does look good) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love it.... Suits my nutty side perfectly!
Now, who has these blue pills you speak of?!
Oh believe me there's plenty in here although... The blue ones are in short supply,
We have rainbow ones, left although they do make the taker, all fluffy n girly, you have been warned. Taste the rainbow.
Feeeeeeeel the rainbow.
No encouragement needed, I'm in!
I'm right behind you. (and WOW, it does look good) "
Full of compliments as always, Mr Cracken! |
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"I love it.... Suits my nutty side perfectly!
Now, who has these blue pills you speak of?!
Oh believe me there's plenty in here although... The blue ones are in short supply,
We have rainbow ones, left although they do make the taker, all fluffy n girly, you have been warned. Taste the rainbow.
Feeeeeeeel the rainbow.
No encouragement needed, I'm in!
I'm right behind you. (and WOW, it does look good)
Full of compliments as always, Mr Cracken! "
Some people bring out my better side |
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"shhhhhh i love it here - in my corner - sat on my heels rocking back n forth Sx
Scooch over then let me come n Wibble in the corner.
OK we have dragons, swords, numerous pills, and now we have the rocking, and counting corner...
Where hell is TD with that bliddy dragon.
Er my slayr will a cat not suffice.... Nearly said Pussy then, but it has certain connotations "
Dragon?!?
What dragon?
Are you hallucinating Mrs F?
You can get pills for that you know. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"shhhhhh i love it here - in my corner - sat on my heels rocking back n forth Sx
Scooch over then let me come n Wibble in the corner.
OK we have dragons, swords, numerous pills, and now we have the rocking, and counting corner...
Where hell is TD with that bliddy dragon.
Er my slayr will a cat not suffice.... Nearly said Pussy then, but it has certain connotations
Dragon?!?
What dragon?
Are you hallucinating Mrs F?
You can get pills for that you know. "
Now listen here, I know you had her when, You left the castle! Don't be trying to wriggle out of the fact, that you lost her. You only went for candy floss! Her poor little brother, is now stuck being used as a foot warmer for that monstrous slayr! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm guessing sanity and normality finally prevailed then. "
In here? Oh please Tut unleashthecraken.. No pun
They just ran out of blue pills, the rainbow ones... Well.. Let's just say no good. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"NUUUUURSE! The person in the next bunk is eating the Daffodils again
Gimp
Yeh? And?
At least I'm not eating the crayons "
You know they are Plastic.
Your just trying to get us all in trouble with Dr Mengel again aint ya
Geriatric Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"NUUUUURSE! The person in the next bunk is eating the Daffodils again
Gimp
Well stop telling her they are bloody leeks!!
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Dhe will be Bloody leeking when She realizes they are plastic Daffs....Gord help us when She has a follow through
Gimp |
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"NUUUUURSE! The person in the next bunk is eating the Daffodils again
Gimp
Yeh? And?
At least I'm not eating the crayons
You know they are Plastic.
Your just trying to get us all in trouble with Dr Mengel again aint ya
Geriatric Gimp"
Eating plastic crayons is worse than eating wax ones!
And I only ate the daffs cos I knew they were artificial - you can poison yerself eating plants you know! Why d'ya think I don't eat veg! |
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"NUUUUURSE! The person in the next bunk is eating the Daffodils again
Gimp
Yeh? And?
At least I'm not eating the crayons
You know they are Plastic.
Your just trying to get us all in trouble with Dr Mengel again aint ya
Geriatric Gimp
Eating plastic crayons is worse than eating wax ones!
And I only ate the daffs cos I knew they were artificial - you can poison yerself eating plants you know! Why d'ya think I don't eat veg! "
I must have heard Her wrong then when the Woman in the next Ward said She woke up n you was munching on Her Vag
OH!!
Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"NUUUUURSE! The person in the next bunk is eating the Daffodils again
Gimp
Yeh? And?
At least I'm not eating the crayons
You know they are Plastic.
Your just trying to get us all in trouble with Dr Mengel again aint ya
Geriatric Gimp
Eating plastic crayons is worse than eating wax ones!
And I only ate the daffs cos I knew they were artificial - you can poison yerself eating plants you know! Why d'ya think I don't eat veg!
I must have heard Her wrong then when the Woman in the next Ward said She woke up n you was munching on Her Vag
OH!!
Gimp"
Always have to lower the tone!
Get back in.your jacket |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"NUUUUURSE! The person in the next bunk is eating the Daffodils again
Gimp
Yeh? And?
At least I'm not eating the crayons
You know they are Plastic.
Your just trying to get us all in trouble with Dr Mengel again aint ya
Geriatric Gimp
Eating plastic crayons is worse than eating wax ones!
And I only ate the daffs cos I knew they were artificial - you can poison yerself eating plants you know! Why d'ya think I don't eat veg!
I must have heard Her wrong then when the Woman in the next Ward said She woke up n you was munching on Her Vag
OH!!
Gimp
Always have to lower the tone!
Get back in.your jacket "
Only if you promise to polish me Buckles
Gimp |
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"shhhhhh i love it here - in my corner - sat on my heels rocking back n forth Sx
Scooch over then let me come n Wibble in the corner.
OK we have dragons, swords, numerous pills, and now we have the rocking, and counting corner...
Where hell is TD with that bliddy dragon.
Er my slayr will a cat not suffice.... Nearly said Pussy then, but it has certain connotations
Dragon?!?
What dragon?
Are you hallucinating Mrs F?
You can get pills for that you know.
Now listen here, I know you had her when, You left the castle! Don't be trying to wriggle out of the fact, that you lost her. You only went for candy floss! Her poor little brother, is now stuck being used as a foot warmer for that monstrous slayr!"
What am I getting the blame for now?
It's my bloody Dragon you've lot have lost!!! |
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