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so how many replies have you had to your hundred or so "do you fuck on a first date" messages you sent out?"
Dont be stupid mushroom i said id turned into a man, ive not had my shit and shower yet. Gonna wait till i open my first beer before i start sending the messages  |
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so how many replies have you had to your hundred or so "do you fuck on a first date" messages you sent out?
Dont be stupid mushroom i said id turned into a man, ive not had my shit and shower yet. Gonna wait till i open my first beer before i start sending the messages "
Pfft! Man indeed! You need to finish a six pack, piss in the shower BEFORE sending messages! Honestly!  |
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so how many replies have you had to your hundred or so "do you fuck on a first date" messages you sent out?
Dont be stupid mushroom i said id turned into a man, ive not had my shit and shower yet. Gonna wait till i open my first beer before i start sending the messages "
if you were a real man you'd shower then shit |
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"Danny, dont know about gay, blind more like 
Polo, yes i did fart, forgot to mention it.
Sassy, cut me some slack, remember ive only been a man for an hour i got some practicing to do  "
Ah! You won't have perfected saying words when you belch either then huh? |
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so how many replies have you had to your hundred or so "do you fuck on a first date" messages you sent out?
Dont be stupid mushroom i said id turned into a man, ive not had my shit and shower yet. Gonna wait till i open my first beer before i start sending the messages
if you were a real man you'd shower then shit"
If she were a real mn she'd shit, sniff the armpits, give each a couple of squirts of linx and forget the shower. |
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"Danny, dont know about gay, blind more like
Polo, yes i did fart, forgot to mention it.
Sassy, cut me some slack, remember ive only been a man for an hour i got some practicing to do
Ah! You won't have perfected saying words when you belch either then huh? "
Dont think men have the monopoly on that one, my mother always used to tell me off for that. But i can still say a perfect bollocks whilst belching |
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so how many replies have you had to your hundred or so "do you fuck on a first date" messages you sent out?
Dont be stupid mushroom i said id turned into a man, ive not had my shit and shower yet. Gonna wait till i open my first beer before i start sending the messages
if you were a real man you'd shower then shit
If she were a real mn she'd shit, sniff the armpits, give each a couple of squirts of linx and forget the shower."
EEeeeew! Polo! You do THAT! Tsk, you could at least wipe ya arse first. |
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so how many replies have you had to your hundred or so "do you fuck on a first date" messages you sent out?
Dont be stupid mushroom i said id turned into a man, ive not had my shit and shower yet. Gonna wait till i open my first beer before i start sending the messages
if you were a real man you'd shower then shit
If she were a real mn she'd shit, sniff the armpits, give each a couple of squirts of linx and forget the shower.
EEeeeew! Polo! You do THAT! Tsk, you could at least wipe ya arse first. "
Yeah like I wear linx ya cheeky bastard! |
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over a year ago
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"I so wanna suck your cock...
Xxx
I knew there had to be one advantage of turning into a man "
Are ya hung... Don't worry if yu not.. You will be when I finished tugging it ... |
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"I so wanna suck your cock...
Xxx
I knew there had to be one advantage of turning into a man
Are ya hung... Don't worry if yu not.. You will be when I finished tugging it ..."
Come here big boy and try this for size |
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"Danny, dont know about gay, blind more like
Polo, yes i did fart, forgot to mention it.
Sassy, cut me some slack, remember ive only been a man for an hour i got some practicing to do "
As if! You're a single man, no cutting of slack for you. In fact, you're blocked!  |
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Are you noy gonna tell us the footie scores diamonds
hey, got a nice somg for you,
Cowboy Junkies with John Prine : If You Were The Man And I Were The Woman"
zilini 1 - arsenal 4
thats all i know lol, i quite like being a man means i dont have to think before i speak |
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Are you noy gonna tell us the footie scores diamonds
hey, got a nice somg for you,
Cowboy Junkies with John Prine : If You Were The Man And I Were The Woman
zilini 1 - arsenal 4
thats all i know lol, i quite like being a man means i dont have to think before i speak "
Wow, you've got a stiffy |
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Are you noy gonna tell us the footie scores diamonds
hey, got a nice somg for you,
Cowboy Junkies with John Prine : If You Were The Man And I Were The Woman
zilini 1 - arsenal 4
thats all i know lol, i quite like being a man means i dont have to think before i speak "
If you were a man, you wouldn't get a word in edgeways.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im bored being a man, think im going to go back to being a lady.
how far back you gotta go?
Im very dissappointed in one of my fairer sex coming out with that comment. From a man i would of expected it "
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tell you what, i didn't see many men offer to swap to a woman to balance the numbers up
you have a desire to be a 'filthy cumbucket'?
it'd give me knees a rest, yeah"
you have much to learn, paduwan |
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