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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

I had a wank, fell asleep for an hour, woke up and ate cold left over pizza

Whats worse is i dont even like pizza

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

PMSL!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

psml

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

But did you have a smelly finger when you woke up?

Only 'real' men have smelly fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i think you're safe for today....a man would have but his belly first

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By *iercedTattooedBBWWoman  over a year ago

bangor

Hahaha i've done that myself, did'nt even hug myself after either!!

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

so how many replies have you had to your hundred or so "do you fuck on a first date" messages you sent out?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"

so how many replies have you had to your hundred or so "do you fuck on a first date" messages you sent out?"

Dont be stupid mushroom i said id turned into a man, ive not had my shit and shower yet. Gonna wait till i open my first beer before i start sending the messages

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shit i think i might be gay ,i fancy the fuck out of _iamondsmiles.

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I had a wank, fell asleep for an hour, woke up and ate cold left over pizza

Whats worse is i dont even like pizza "

Did you fart and roll over before falling asleep?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

so how many replies have you had to your hundred or so "do you fuck on a first date" messages you sent out?

Dont be stupid mushroom i said id turned into a man, ive not had my shit and shower yet. Gonna wait till i open my first beer before i start sending the messages "

Pfft! Man indeed! You need to finish a six pack, piss in the shower BEFORE sending messages! Honestly!

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"

so how many replies have you had to your hundred or so "do you fuck on a first date" messages you sent out?

Dont be stupid mushroom i said id turned into a man, ive not had my shit and shower yet. Gonna wait till i open my first beer before i start sending the messages "

if you were a real man you'd shower then shit

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Danny, dont know about gay, blind more like

Polo, yes i did fart, forgot to mention it.

Sassy, cut me some slack, remember ive only been a man for an hour i got some practicing to do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Danny, dont know about gay, blind more like

Polo, yes i did fart, forgot to mention it.

Sassy, cut me some slack, remember ive only been a man for an hour i got some practicing to do "

Ah! You won't have perfected saying words when you belch either then huh?

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

hope you can multitask diamonds, tissues for the man flu and you know what

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

so how many replies have you had to your hundred or so "do you fuck on a first date" messages you sent out?

Dont be stupid mushroom i said id turned into a man, ive not had my shit and shower yet. Gonna wait till i open my first beer before i start sending the messages

if you were a real man you'd shower then shit"

If she were a real mn she'd shit, sniff the armpits, give each a couple of squirts of linx and forget the shower.

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

I so wanna suck your cock...

Xxx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Danny, dont know about gay, blind more like

Polo, yes i did fart, forgot to mention it.

Sassy, cut me some slack, remember ive only been a man for an hour i got some practicing to do

Ah! You won't have perfected saying words when you belch either then huh? "

Dont think men have the monopoly on that one, my mother always used to tell me off for that. But i can still say a perfect bollocks whilst belching

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

so how many replies have you had to your hundred or so "do you fuck on a first date" messages you sent out?

Dont be stupid mushroom i said id turned into a man, ive not had my shit and shower yet. Gonna wait till i open my first beer before i start sending the messages

if you were a real man you'd shower then shit

If she were a real mn she'd shit, sniff the armpits, give each a couple of squirts of linx and forget the shower."

EEeeeew! Polo! You do THAT! Tsk, you could at least wipe ya arse first.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I so wanna suck your cock...

Xxx"

I knew there had to be one advantage of turning into a man

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Tell you what, its hard work typing when your scratching your bollocks with one had and got a finger up your nose at the same time

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

so how many replies have you had to your hundred or so "do you fuck on a first date" messages you sent out?

Dont be stupid mushroom i said id turned into a man, ive not had my shit and shower yet. Gonna wait till i open my first beer before i start sending the messages

if you were a real man you'd shower then shit

If she were a real mn she'd shit, sniff the armpits, give each a couple of squirts of linx and forget the shower.

EEeeeew! Polo! You do THAT! Tsk, you could at least wipe ya arse first. "

Yeah like I wear linx ya cheeky bastard!

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn


"I so wanna suck your cock...

Xxx

I knew there had to be one advantage of turning into a man "

Are ya hung... Don't worry if yu not.. You will be when I finished tugging it ...

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I so wanna suck your cock...

Xxx

I knew there had to be one advantage of turning into a man

Are ya hung... Don't worry if yu not.. You will be when I finished tugging it ..."

Come here big boy and try this for size

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Danny, dont know about gay, blind more like

Polo, yes i did fart, forgot to mention it.

Sassy, cut me some slack, remember ive only been a man for an hour i got some practicing to do "

As if! You're a single man, no cutting of slack for you. In fact, you're blocked!

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By *ig badMan  over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I had a wank, fell asleep for an hour, woke up and ate cold left over pizza

Whats worse is i dont even like pizza "

Naaa men don't eat cold pizza they warm it up again

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

Who's doing your ironing now diamonds?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"

Who's doing your ironing now diamonds?"

Thats not a problem, my cleaning lady will continue to do it she doesnt mind if she works for a man or a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"But did you have a smelly finger when you woke up?

Only 'real' men have smelly fingers."

WHY???!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"But did you have a smelly finger when you woke up?

Only 'real' men have smelly fingers.

WHY???!"

cause there always scratching their arse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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Im waiting for the cock pic next to the remote control to appear on her/his profile

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Im waiting for the cock pic next to the remote control to appear on her/his profile "

lmao,

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

Are you noy gonna tell us the footie scores diamonds

hey, got a nice somg for you,

Cowboy Junkies with John Prine : If You Were The Man And I Were The Woman

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"

Are you noy gonna tell us the footie scores diamonds

hey, got a nice somg for you,

Cowboy Junkies with John Prine : If You Were The Man And I Were The Woman"

zilini 1 - arsenal 4

thats all i know lol, i quite like being a man means i dont have to think before i speak

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"

Are you noy gonna tell us the footie scores diamonds

hey, got a nice somg for you,

Cowboy Junkies with John Prine : If You Were The Man And I Were The Woman

zilini 1 - arsenal 4

thats all i know lol, i quite like being a man means i dont have to think before i speak "

Wow, you've got a stiffy

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

Was it Arsenal 6 Braga 0

and Zilnia 1 Chelsea 4 perchance?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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Are you noy gonna tell us the footie scores diamonds

hey, got a nice somg for you,

Cowboy Junkies with John Prine : If You Were The Man And I Were The Woman

zilini 1 - arsenal 4

thats all i know lol, i quite like being a man means i dont have to think before i speak "

If you were a man, you wouldn't get a word in edgeways....

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

I need a new username now though. Cant decide between

Ball scratcher

Hairy arse

Ilovebigtits

Fuckmeimgorgeous

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

How about a suggestion

when_yer_ready_luv

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

Diamonds. If you're gonna be a bloke can i have the big brown dog and the rabbits from the pen? tvm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

n if u wan em to fuck you then you must be a bi man too

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im bored being a man, think im going to go back to being a lady.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im bored being a man, think im going to go back to being a lady."

how far back you gotta go?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"

Was it Arsenal 6 Braga 0

and Zilnia 1 Chelsea 4 perchance?"

See its a good decission ive made to go back to being a lady im a crap man

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Im bored being a man, think im going to go back to being a lady.

how far back you gotta go? "

Im very dissappointed in one of my fairer sex coming out with that comment. From a man i would of expected it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im bored being a man, think im going to go back to being a lady.

how far back you gotta go?

Im very dissappointed in one of my fairer sex coming out with that comment. From a man i would of expected it "

XMWAHX

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

tell you what, i didn't see many men offer to swap to a woman to balance the numbers up

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"

tell you what, i didn't see many men offer to swap to a woman to balance the numbers up

"

Thats cause they know they have a good life

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

tell you what, i didn't see many men offer to swap to a woman to balance the numbers up

"

you have a desire to be a 'filthy cumbucket'?

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford


"

tell you what, i didn't see many men offer to swap to a woman to balance the numbers up

you have a desire to be a 'filthy cumbucket'?"

it'd give me knees a rest, yeah

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

tell you what, i didn't see many men offer to swap to a woman to balance the numbers up

you have a desire to be a 'filthy cumbucket'?

it'd give me knees a rest, yeah"

you have much to learn, paduwan

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By *ushroom7Man  over a year ago

Bradford

google time

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

Whoever does your ironing can run the iron over your pizza to warm it up as well!

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