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over a year ago
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OK! Mid-week madness seems to be upon us.
Sooo....
Differences between Men and Women!
I'll start:
Men are very kind and Women are very mean.
Proof:
Most women don't like to help unknown men.
BUT
All men are ready to help unknown women |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I also tend to find if men don't like someone they will happily ignore that person and that's that.
BUT
Women pretend to be friends with them and constantly bitch about them - MEOW  |
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over a year ago
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"A film quote I remember (and one of the biggest differences)...
"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina"
Can you name the film?"
Kindergarten Cop, classic.
"THERE IS NO BATHROOM!". |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A film quote I remember (and one of the biggest differences)...
"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina"
Can you name the film?
Kindergarten Cop, classic.
"THERE IS NO BATHROOM!"."
"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
"Our Mom says our dad is a real sex machine" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A film quote I remember (and one of the biggest differences)...
"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina"
Can you name the film?
Kindergarten Cop, classic.
"THERE IS NO BATHROOM!".
"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
"Our Mom says our dad is a real sex machine""
"You are mine now, YOU BELONG TO ME!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A film quote I remember (and one of the biggest differences)...
"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina"
Can you name the film?
Kindergarten Cop, classic.
"THERE IS NO BATHROOM!".
"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
"Our Mom says our dad is a real sex machine"
"You are mine now, YOU BELONG TO ME!""
ITS NOT A TUMOR! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A film quote I remember (and one of the biggest differences)...
"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina"
Can you name the film?
Kindergarten Cop, classic.
"THERE IS NO BATHROOM!".
"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
"Our Mom says our dad is a real sex machine"
"You are mine now, YOU BELONG TO ME!"
ITS NOT A TUMOR!"
"I'm Detective John Kimble. I'M A COP, YOU IDIOT!". |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A film quote I remember (and one of the biggest differences)...
"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina"
Can you name the film?
Kindergarten Cop, classic.
"THERE IS NO BATHROOM!"
"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
"Our Mom says our dad is a real sex machine"
"You are mine now, YOU BELONG TO ME!"
ITS NOT A TUMOR!
"I'm Detective John Kimble. I'M A COP, YOU IDIOT!"."
If you don't stop screwing around back there, this is what I'm gonna do with you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bronson, we are gonna fuck so many people off with our incessant movie-quote hijacking.
I know! We must stop!
Mistletoe alert!  "
Have a holly jolly Christmas! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bronson, we are gonna fuck so many people off with our incessant movie-quote hijacking.
I know! We must stop!
Mistletoe alert!
Have a holly jolly Christmas!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bronson, we are gonna fuck so many people off with our incessant movie-quote hijacking.
I know! We must stop!
Mistletoe alert!
Have a holly jolly Christmas!"
While we're chatting on here, did you get the pic of my new business card I sent you?
Picked them up from the printers yesterday. The colour is bone and the lettering is something called Sillian Rail. What do you think?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bronson, we are gonna fuck so many people off with our incessant movie-quote hijacking.
I know! We must stop!
Mistletoe alert!
Have a holly jolly Christmas!
While we're chatting on here, did you get the pic of my new business card I sent you?
Picked them up from the printers yesterday. The colour is bone and the lettering is something called Sillian Rail. What do you think?
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Look at that subtle off-white colouring. The tasteful thickness of it. My God, it even has a watermark! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bronson, we are gonna fuck so many people off with our incessant movie-quote hijacking.
I know! We must stop!
Mistletoe alert!
Have a holly jolly Christmas!
While we're chatting on here, did you get the pic of my new business card I sent you?
Picked them up from the printers yesterday. The colour is bone and the lettering is something called Sillian Rail. What do you think?
Look at that subtle off-white colouring. The tasteful thickness of it. My God, it even has a watermark! "
Thank you...anyway, I gotta go for dinner now - have a reservation ar Dorsia, but later on I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bronson, we are gonna fuck so many people off with our incessant movie-quote hijacking.
I know! We must stop!
Mistletoe alert!
Have a holly jolly Christmas!
While we're chatting on here, did you get the pic of my new business card I sent you?
Picked them up from the printers yesterday. The colour is bone and the lettering is something called Sillian Rail. What do you think?
Look at that subtle off-white colouring. The tasteful thickness of it. My God, it even has a watermark!
Thank you...anyway, I gotta go for dinner now - have a reservation ar Dorsia, but later on I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open."
Dorsia? Nobody goes there anymore...
Is that Ivana Trump?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Get a room you two  "
Tombe honest,I'm think Egomanic has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bronson, we are gonna fuck so many people off with our incessant movie-quote hijacking.
I know! We must stop!
Mistletoe alert!
Have a holly jolly Christmas!
While we're chatting on here, did you get the pic of my new business card I sent you?
Picked them up from the printers yesterday. The colour is bone and the lettering is something called Sillian Rail. What do you think?
Look at that subtle off-white colouring. The tasteful thickness of it. My God, it even has a watermark!
Thank you...anyway, I gotta go for dinner now - have a reservation ar Dorsia, but later on I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.
Dorsia? Nobody goes there anymore...
Is that Ivana Trump?!"
I'm leaving!
I've assessed the situation and Im leaving! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Get a room you two
Tombe honest,I'm think Egomanic has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut. "
I've assessed the situation and I'm leaving. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get a room you two
Tombe honest,I'm think Egomanic has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.
I've assessed the situation and I'm leaving. "
I was leaving too! But where are you going? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get a room you two
Tombe honest,I'm think Egomanic has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.
I've assessed the situation and I'm leaving.
I was leaving too! But where are you going?"
I have to return some videotapes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get a room you two
Tombe honest,I'm think Egomanic has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.
I've assessed the situation and I'm leaving.
I was leaving too! But where are you going?
I have to return some videotapes."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men: socialise by insulting each other, but they don't really mean it.
Women: socialise by complimenting each other, but they don't really mean it."
Hey!! I mean it if I compliment someone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK! Mid-week madness seems to be upon us.
Sooo....
Differences between Men and Women!
I'll start:
Men are very kind and Women are very mean.
Proof:
Most women don't like to help unknown men.
BUT
All men are ready to help unknown women"
We put up with a lot! Periods , birth!
You don't!
Women can multitask men can't! |
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"OK! Mid-week madness seems to be upon us.
Sooo....
Differences between Men and Women!
I'll start:
Men are very kind and Women are very mean.
Proof:
Most women don't like to help unknown men.
BUT
All men are ready to help unknown women"
Thats true for some but not in general at all for either sex. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Girls who say "diamonds are a girls best friend" obviously don't own a vibrator..."
How about a diamond encrusted vibrator??
Besides. I'd pick the diamonds every time without fail. You have hands and a mouth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Men can have a few words, fight, argue, make up and it all be forgotten within a minute.
Women tend to have a few words, fight, argue then still carry on for days, weeks, months |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Men can have a few words, fight, argue, make up and it all be forgotten within a minute.
Women tend to have a few words, fight, argue then still carry on for days, weeks, months"
I have to query that. I don't hold grudges and I know plenty of men who do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women can multitask men can't!
that's not true ive been finger fucked while being kissed on my neck from a guy,,thats what I call multi tasking "
He he non sexual |
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over a year ago
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"Girls who say "diamonds are a girls best friend" obviously don't own a vibrator...
How about a diamond encrusted vibrator??
Besides. I'd pick the diamonds every time without fail. You have hands and a mouth. "
Not sure the LoveHoney discount will quite cover that.....
The other part however......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women can multitask men can't!
Have you ver tried to wank, with a laptop on your knees and not spill the baby oil?
Of course we can multitask "
Only Sexually |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Men can have a few words, fight, argue, make up and it all be forgotten within a minute.
Women tend to have a few words, fight, argue then still carry on for days, weeks, months"
True |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Countries ruled by men - fight, make up.
If countries were ruled by women - there'd be no wars - just lots of pissed off countries not talking to each other..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Men can have a few words, fight, argue, make up and it all be forgotten within a minute.
Women tend to have a few words, fight, argue then still carry on for days, weeks, months"
Rubbish! I don't! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Girls who say "diamonds are a girls best friend" obviously don't own a vibrator...
How about a diamond encrusted vibrator??
Besides. I'd pick the diamonds every time without fail. You have hands and a mouth.
Not sure the LoveHoney discount will quite cover that.....
The other part however...... "
The money you will save over the years on substandard vibrators will more than cover it
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When it comes to sex. Us men can multi task. And you all love it!
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I don't like 3 things done to me at the same time anyway so you don't have to multitask (sexually) with me  |
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"Men can have a few words, fight, argue, make up and it all be forgotten within a minute.
Women tend to have a few words, fight, argue then still carry on for days, weeks, months
I have to query that. I don't hold grudges and I know plenty of men who do. And I wont forget anyone who says otherwise. "
That's more like it. LOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When it comes to sex. Us men can multi task. And you all love it!
I don't like 3 things done to me at the same time anyway so you don't have to multitask (sexually) with me "
So no kisses whilst...
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