If only

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Not to brag, but I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me......

With just the tip

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not to brag, but I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me......

With just the tip

The old ones are the best

By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It's never a good idea to ask the waitress if she's included in the all you can eat buffet

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could be interesting if she serves herself up

By *ocknrollerMan over a year ago

Glasgow/Stirlingshire

I told a really cute waitress to call me when she got home...

she must be homeless.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not to brag, but I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me......

With just the tip

The old ones are the best

I saw it on Facebook earlier and thought it was worth sharing with you good people

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not to brag, but I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me......

With just the tip

The old ones are the best

I saw it on Facebook earlier and thought it was worth sharing with you good people

I'm glad you did.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not to brag, but I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me......

With just the tip

The old ones are the best

I saw it on Facebook earlier and thought it was worth sharing with you good people

I'm glad you did.

Sorry......I mean I totally made it up myself