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"Just thought of one.
Ever heard of the movie constipation?
No...?
That's because it hasn't come out yet....
Literally the only joke I know hahaha  "
ha ha ha I like it!! I can't think of anymore now! I'll have a think  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The invisible man married the invisible woman.
They made a nice couple but the kids were nothing to look at.....
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I bet they weren't hahaha feeling better already  |
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Husband says to his wife, I'd like to spice up our sex life. Tonight I want to cum in your ear.
But what if I go dead, she responds.
Well I've been cumming in your mouth for the last 20 years and you've never shut up. |
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"Husband says to his wife, I'd like to spice up our sex life. Tonight I want to cum in your ear.
But what if I go dead, she responds.
Well I've been cumming in your mouth for the last 20 years and you've never shut up."
omg love it!  |
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a class of students whilst sitting an exam were told they had 5 mins remaining of the test ...5 mins later they are all told to put their pens down and hand their papers in as the test has finished ...one student keeps writing for a further 5 mins ...the tutor shouts to him that his paper will now be disqualified ...he calmly walks over to his tutor with his exam paper and asks his tutor
'do you know who i am ?'
'no' his tutor replies
'are you sure you don't '...he asks
'no... i've really no idea'
the student then adds his paper to the exam stack and throws the whole pile in
the air and walks out the class
he passed !! |
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Men are like Bluetooth : he is connected to you when you are nearby, but searches for other devices when you are away....
Women are like Wi-Fi: she sees all available devices but connects to the strongest one... |
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The best engine in the world is the vagina, it can be started with one finger,It is self lubricating. It takes any size piston,and it changes its own oil every 4 weeks.It is only a pity that the management system is so temperamental . |
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