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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"The vagina and the eye are self-cleaning organs. 
never smelt a smelly eye, but found many a smelly c**t "
Well that was my thought but apparently it is classed as self cleaning unlike the bellend  |
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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago
east cheshire |
"It is impossible to lick your elbow. Go on try it bet ya can't 
I think Ive crooked my neck
you should be in bed!!!!
LOL x
I never have to contort myself quite THAT much in bed "
FUCKING HELL its past midnight LOL |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"It is impossible to lick your elbow. Go on try it bet ya can't
I think Ive crooked my neck
you should be in bed!!!!
LOL x
I never have to contort myself quite THAT much in bedYou fibber "
heehee - she gonna be turn into a pumpkin soon, lol x |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. If you find one try it! 
The only pig i saw close up was too busy looking at........my TITS!!!!!
LOL
Noooo the pink ones with curly tails not the fat ones sat in the panda car!  "
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
Some peeps like Pseudonecrophilia
Unlike real necrophilia, this is actually legal (not that that’s a good thing)! It’s quite simple, actually: One partner remains quiet (…something we all wish we could have…) and still, while the other has sex with him/her. For added realism, the “pseudo-dead” partner can lay in cold water for a while before the act! This particular practice met some notoriety, thanks to its appearance in the show, “Law and Order: Special Victims Unit”.
Ohh lord what will they come up with next  |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
Seven times a year, on a holiday called Pon, INDONESIANS make a pilgrimage to a sacred mountain on Java for a ceremony of good fortune through sex. To receive blessings, they spend the night having sex with someone other than their spouse. Their wishes will be fulfilled only if they sleep with that person all seven times. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Electrical stimulation of certain areas of the brain has been proven to revive long-lost memories.
A cough releases an explosive charge of air that moves at speeds up to 60 mph.
A fetus acquires fingerprints at the age of three months.
A fingernail or toenail takes about 6 months to grow from base to tip.
A human being loses an average of 40 to 100 strands of hair a day.
A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a few weeks.
A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph.
According to German researchers, the risk of heart attack is higher on Monday than any other day of the week.
According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches.
After spending hours working at a computer display, look at a blank piece of white paper. It will probably appear pink.
An apple, onion, and potato all have the same taste. The differences in flavor are caused by their smell. To prove this you can pinch your nose and take a bite from each. They will all taste sweet.
An average human drinks about 16, 000 gallons of water in a lifetime.v
An average human scalp has 100,000 hairs.
An average person uses the bathroom 6 times per day.
At age seventy, 73% of men are still potent.
Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood we have only 206 in our bodies.
Beards are the fastest growing hairs on the human body. If the average man never trimmed his beard, it would grow to nearly 30 feet long in his lifetime.
Blondes have more hair than dark-haired people.
By age sixty, most people have lost half of their taste buds.
By the time you turn 70, your heart will have beat some two-and-a-half billion times (figuring on an average of 70 beats per minute.)
Children grow faster in the springtime than any other season during the year.
Children laugh about 400 times a day, while adults laugh on average only 15 times a day.
Each square inch of human skin consists of twenty feet of blood vessels.
Every day, the average person produces about a quart of mucus.
Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.
Every person has a unique tongue print.
Every square inch of the human body has an average of 32 million bacteria on it.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Solar flares from our Sun cause other stars to shine 1,000 times more brightly.
A superflare from our Sun would take out every power grid on the planet and aurora boreali would be seen all over the globe. |
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