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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oh God! - I've always really fancied Pamela Stephenson - and now she's on "Strictly" - and she's just written an article in today's "Guardian" about her experiences, saying that she's had to shave her pudenda to wear the clothes! Oh God! - I think I'm gonna self-combust! - how will I be able to watch her dance knowing about her gorgeous shaven pussy beneath those wonderful skimpy Latin-dance dresses! |
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"Oh God! - I've always really fancied Pamela Stephenson - and now she's on "Strictly" - and she's just written an article in today's "Guardian" about her experiences, saying that she's had to shave her pudenda to wear the clothes! Oh God! - I think I'm gonna self-combust! - how will I be able to watch her dance knowing about her gorgeous shaven pussy beneath those wonderful skimpy Latin-dance dresses!"
Easily excited chappy aren't you? |
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"Oh God! - I've always really fancied Pamela Stephenson - and now she's on "Strictly" - and she's just written an article in today's "Guardian" about her experiences, saying that she's had to shave her pudenda to wear the clothes! Oh God! - I think I'm gonna self-combust! - how will I be able to watch her dance knowing about her gorgeous shaven pussy beneath those wonderful skimpy Latin-dance dresses!"
you could contain yourself by reflecting on the fact that you are a grown man watching Strictly Come Dancing. the resulting shame should see you as limp as anton du beke's wrist |
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"Oh God! - I've always really fancied Pamela Stephenson - and now she's on "Strictly" - and she's just written an article in today's "Guardian" about her experiences, saying that she's had to shave her pudenda to wear the clothes! Oh God! - I think I'm gonna self-combust! - how will I be able to watch her dance knowing about her gorgeous shaven pussy beneath those wonderful skimpy Latin-dance dresses!
you could contain yourself by reflecting on the fact that you are a grown man watching Strictly Come Dancing. the resulting shame should see you as limp as anton du beke's wrist"
And imagine her having to shave her pudenda and then feeling the need to talk about it in the Guardian!!
Almost as if the whole thing was a publicity machine cranking itself into gear to get the proletariat excited about what's coming next on the magic talking box with pictures in the corner.
Don't forget to clap like a demented seal when they tell you to and piss away your hard earned cash phoning in.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Well i think its going to be a good TV show i love them dresses .. the really small ones ... just hope this year thay dont over do the tanning ,, lol on some of the older ones could look weird. I like pam too she looks alot of fun x jo |
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"Oh God! - I've always really fancied Pamela Stephenson - and now she's on "Strictly" - and she's just written an article in today's "Guardian" about her experiences, saying that she's had to shave her pudenda to wear the clothes! Oh God! - I think I'm gonna self-combust! - how will I be able to watch her dance knowing about her gorgeous shaven pussy beneath those wonderful skimpy Latin-dance dresses!
you could contain yourself by reflecting on the fact that you are a grown man watching Strictly Come Dancing. the resulting shame should see you as limp as anton du beke's wrist
And imagine her having to shave her pudenda and then feeling the need to talk about it in the Guardian!!
Almost as if the whole thing was a publicity machine cranking itself into gear to get the proletariat excited about what's coming next on the magic talking box with pictures in the corner.
Don't forget to clap like a demented seal when they tell you to and piss away your hard earned cash phoning in.
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So are you going to watch it or not? |
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I've never bothered with strictly come dancing, but I tuned in for the first time at the weekend and was struck by a thought the producers might want to consider.
What about doing a celebrity version? |
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"I've never bothered with strictly come dancing, but I tuned in for the first time at the weekend and was struck by a thought the producers might want to consider.
What about doing a celebrity version?"
You are NOT helping! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've never bothered with strictly come dancing, but I tuned in for the first time at the weekend and was struck by a thought the producers might want to consider.
What about doing a celebrity version?"
I MUST stop reading these forums when drinking! |
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"I've never bothered with strictly come dancing, but I tuned in for the first time at the weekend and was struck by a thought the producers might want to consider.
What about doing a celebrity version?"
It would be even funnier if some of them were "not very good".
Can you IMAGINE the laughs...
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
"I've never bothered with strictly come dancing, but I tuned in for the first time at the weekend and was struck by a thought the producers might want to consider.
What about doing a celebrity version?"
fab lol |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Oh God! - I've always really fancied Pamela Stephenson - and now she's on "Strictly" - and she's just written an article in today's "Guardian" about her experiences, saying that she's had to shave her pudenda to wear the clothes! Oh God! - I think I'm gonna self-combust! - how will I be able to watch her dance knowing about her gorgeous shaven pussy beneath those wonderful skimpy Latin-dance dresses!"
I have to wonder how feking hairy it was before! Was it a dangling purple goatie like the The Big Yin |
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