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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the worst u have heard "
erm on a very d*unken night out,I was queing up to get in2 the club,and when I paid my money 2 get in,the woman said can I borrow your hand (for the stamp thing)and I replied only if it clean it/smells ok when you give it back  still drink in the same place all these years on lol.. |
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By *hinaManMan
over a year ago
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"What's the worst u have heard "
Guy: "Do you want to know why I have been moving all the chairs out of my house today?"
Girl: "Why?"
Guy: "So when you come over, you have no choice but to sit on my face"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's the worst u have heard
Guy: "Do you want to know why I have been moving all the chairs out of my house today?"
Girl: "Why?"
Guy: "So when you come over, you have no choice but to sit on my face"
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your name used to be a local Chinese take away up Broadstreet,where I used 2 live...Making me hungry...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Guy - did it hurt ?
Girl - did what hurt ?
Guy - the day you fell from heaven
Guy - did they catch him ?
Girl - catch who ?
Guy - the thief who stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes |
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