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"If it was a woman. Itd be me. If it was a man the God knows. Too many sexy people To choose from. "  | |||
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"i want super somethings gonzo cock "Well I know that x | |||
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"Ahhh!! Woman... My face, my hair, my boobs, my waist, then sexy_84 's bottom and legs! (And my sense of humour, obviously). Man... I wouldn't create a male Fab Frank! "I said brain, face and body. Do not twist the rules, little girl  | |||
"i want super somethings gonzo cock "funky monkeys bum.. bobhitnmiss's stomach.. stud mcmuffins face jimi uks thighs popeyes facial fuzz sexybrains logic | |||
"Ahhh!! Woman... My face, my hair, my boobs, my waist, then sexy_84 's bottom and legs! (And my sense of humour, obviously). Man... I wouldn't create a male Fab Frank!
I said brain, face and body. Do not twist the rules, little girl "Whatever - princess! | |||
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"i want super somethings gonzo cock
funky monkeys bum..
bobhitnmiss's stomach..
stud mcmuffins face
jimi uks thighs
popeyes facial fuzz
sexybrains logic
"I see you made one or two spelling mistakes there, let me just correct them for you... Egomaniac's bum Egomaniac's stomach Egomaniac's face Egomaniac's thighs Egomaniac's facial fuzz Egomaniac's logic You're welcome. | |||
"i want super somethings gonzo cock "A lesbian with googly eyes™ is something I'd pay good money to see | |||
"Fabulousandbearded's beard. Ejay's soulful eyes. ThingTwo's thighs. For starters..." If you like beards have a look at my friends list, (don't know if you can name members) but there's a lovely bearded man in there, he's really nice too! | |||
"Fabulousandbearded's beard. Ejay's soulful eyes. ThingTwo's thighs. For starters... If you like beards have a look at my friends list, (don't know if you can name members) but there's a lovely bearded man in there, he's really nice too!" Oh, there are some fabulous beards on here. Not all on regular forum posters either. If I'm in a bearded mood, I'll check your suggestion out with much thanks. | |||
"i want super somethings gonzo cock
funky monkeys bum..
bobhitnmiss's stomach..
stud mcmuffins face
jimi uks thighs
popeyes facial fuzz
sexybrains logic
I see you made one or two spelling mistakes there, let me just correct them for you...
Egomaniac's bum
Egomaniac's stomach
Egomaniac's face
Egomaniac's thighs
Egomaniac's facial fuzz
Egomaniac's logic
You're welcome. "haha nah | |||
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"Fabulousandbearded's beard. Ejay's soulful eyes. ThingTwo's thighs. For starters..." Thanks for the mention. Never been told I have soulful eyes before  | |||
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"Mine, mine and mine of course "Ditto
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"Definitely thought this thread had longevity potential, so I'm giving it another bump." That didn't work ...... | |||
"Definitely thought this thread had longevity potential, so I'm giving it another bump. That didn't work ......" Maybe I should've just written a thread about what everyone's eating right now or some other mundane activity. They seem to garner the most attention. | |||
"Definitely thought this thread had longevity potential, so I'm giving it another bump. That didn't work ...... Maybe I should've just written a thread about what everyone's eating right now or some other mundane activity. They seem to garner the most attention. " Maybe you should stop trying so hard...just a thought | |||
"Definitely thought this thread had longevity potential, so I'm giving it another bump. That didn't work ...... Maybe I should've just written a thread about what everyone's eating right now or some other mundane activity. They seem to garner the most attention. Maybe you should stop trying so hard...just a thought " It's actually an interesting and original thread. Not like the usual "Kiss, Fuck, Pass" or "Why Can't I Get Meets?" threads. Just a thought. | |||
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"Wasn't this exact thread done quite recently? That might be why there's been fewer responses than you were expecting. " Really? I had no idea. | |||
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"Wasn't this exact thread done quite recently? That might be why there's been fewer responses than you were expecting. Really? I had no idea. " Yeah, I just tried searching for the thread but couldn't find it. We did a kind of build-a-bear thing with different body parts for the best male and female and it ended up quite terrifying | |||
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"Wasn't this exact thread done quite recently? That might be why there's been fewer responses than you were expecting. Really? I had no idea. Yeah, I just tried searching for the thread but couldn't find it. We did a kind of build-a-bear thing with different body parts for the best male and female and it ended up quite terrifying "I call kneecaps. I have the kneecaps of a teenager. | |||
"http://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/350131" That thread died a pretty quick death too. | |||
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"http://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/350131 That thread died a pretty quick death too." That's not the one I was thinking of but looks like it's been done even more than I thought! | |||
"http://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/350131 That thread died a pretty quick death too. That's not the one I was thinking of but looks like it's been done even more than I thought!" Shows how supposedly 'original' I am. What a mad, blundering, incredibly handsome nincompoop I've been. | |||
"Definitely thought this thread had longevity potential, so I'm giving it another bump. That didn't work ...... Maybe I should've just written a thread about what everyone's eating right now or some other mundane activity. They seem to garner the most attention. Maybe you should stop trying so hard...just a thought It's actually an interesting and original thread. Not like the usual "Kiss, Fuck, Pass" or "Why Can't I Get Meets?" threads. Just a thought. " Well your original part of your reply has been blown out the water it seems.. | |||
" Shows how supposedly 'original' I am. What a mad, blundering, incredibly handsome nincompoop I've been. " with a sense of humour !  | |||
"Getting the builders in to build a body like this is fraught with risk as per my earlier post: This hasn't been thought through. Any enterprise involving builders is generally fraught by uncertainty. Unless they are builders on fab, relatives of builders on fab or friends of builders on fab - these are all ok, it is the others we are about to defame, slander and generalise about. For a start, you'll put in a day off at work, waiting for the builders to arrive with the bodyparts you have specified. You'll probably get up at 8am just in case. By 0930, you'll be on here, starting a thread wondering where they are (NB, if female, you'll get 14 offers to keep you company, if male, you'll be lucky to be blown a raspberry, if TG, you'll just start clothes shopping online). By midday, you'll have a phone call from Dr Frankenstein and Co, builders to the unhinged, returning your 7 missed calls and 2 voicemails, explaining that a friend has been burnt out by an angry mob and they've had to deal with that. However, they will be there tomorrow, on Dracula's unlife (admittedly, a long period of time). Next day, you are up at 8, having argued the toss with your boss and are waiting for the builders to arrive. Come 11, just after they've spent the morning helping a mate move castle, been to the bookies and had a breakfast they arrive. They then wheel in a casket and open it with a loud, 'T-dah!!!' Inside is a Mummy, that you didn't order. They then phone their gaffer and it transpires that this is for a chap called ErectJim. It's now 2pm and so they'll not make a start as it's not worth it and will be back tomorrow. On Wednesday, there is a no show, but on the facebook page of one of the builders, is a load of pics of them all in the Haunted House at Alton Towers. When challenged, they all swear on the Wolfman's life that you told them to make it next Wednesday, despite your clear memories, tape recording, filming and 96 eye witnesses to the contrary. Thursday they turn up unannounced, as you are having a shower. Walk in, put the kettle on and are trying to find your bacon and eggs when you come downstairs in a towel. That day, they crack on, as they want an early finish for the weekend. However, once they have gotten 6% of the way through building your designer body, they realise they've not got enough materials to complete. They then agree it is too late to finish now, as it is nearly Thursday dinnertime and the weekend is looming. They put a tarpaulin over the body and agree to return with the materials to finish. However, you forget to tie them to a date in the euphoria of them having turned up and done something. They then leave and you spend the afternoon trying to unblock your toilet. After 2 months, you get another firm of body builders in to complete the work. These then spend all of their time sucking air in through their teeth telling you that you've had cowboys in and that it will be difficult to work with what the original builders have done and they will have to tear it all apart and start again, at a cost. They will be in on Monday, on a Zombie's life they will...." Gotta love Tina | |||
"http://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/350131 That thread died a pretty quick death too. That's not the one I was thinking of but looks like it's been done even more than I thought! Shows how supposedly 'original' I am. What a mad, blundering, incredibly handsome nincompoop I've been. " | |||
