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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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How many of you guys here get frequent messages from ladies complimenting you on your profile? I can honestly say since I wrote mine in its current state, my cup runneth over.
And if anyone thinks I'm boasting, take a look at your profile, then look at mine...
You're welcome 
(This post was brought to you by Egomaniac - voted Fab's hottest man, 16th of February 2015). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you're fabs sexiest man for the 16th feb 2015........
Who's the sexiest for the other 364 days of
2015 "
Me. 
*scratches bollocks, sniffs fingers then farts* |
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"How many of you guys here get frequent messages from ladies complimenting you on your profile? I can honestly say since I wrote mine in its current state, my cup runneth over.
And if anyone thinks I'm boasting, take a look at your profile, then look at mine...
You're welcome
(This post was brought to you by Egomaniac - voted Fab's hottest man, 16th of February 2015)."
Your profiles amazing. Will have to take your word for it though, I read two lines. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How many of you guys here get frequent messages from ladies complimenting you on your profile? I can honestly say since I wrote mine in its current state, my cup runneth over.
And if anyone thinks I'm boasting, take a look at your profile, then look at mine...
You're welcome
(This post was brought to you by Egomaniac - voted Fab's hottest man, 16th of February 2015)."
The reason you get so many is because of the referral system I have implemented. I get so inundated. I used to bat the ladies off with a shitty stick but now I just refer them to other male profiles they might find vaguely interesting..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How many of you guys here get frequent messages from ladies complimenting you on your profile? I can honestly say since I wrote mine in its current state, my cup runneth over.
And if anyone thinks I'm boasting, take a look at your profile, then look at mine...
You're welcome
(This post was brought to you by Egomaniac - voted Fab's hottest man, 16th of February 2015).
The reason you get so many is because of the referral system I have implemented. I get so inundated. I used to bat the ladies off with a shitty stick but now I just refer them to other male profiles they might find vaguely interesting....."
True story. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How many of you guys here get frequent messages from ladies complimenting you on your profile? I can honestly say since I wrote mine in its current state, my cup runneth over.
And if anyone thinks I'm boasting, take a look at your profile, then look at mine...
You're welcome
(This post was brought to you by Egomaniac - voted Fab's hottest man, 16th of February 2015).
The reason you get so many is because of the referral system I have implemented. I get so inundated. I used to bat the ladies off with a shitty stick but now I just refer them to other male profiles they might find vaguely interesting.....
True story. "
Obviously, I wouldn't have mentioned otherwise
Are you enjoying the cast offs or should I point them in another direction? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How many of you guys here get frequent messages from ladies complimenting you on your profile? I can honestly say since I wrote mine in its current state, my cup runneth over.
And if anyone thinks I'm boasting, take a look at your profile, then look at mine...
You're welcome
(This post was brought to you by Egomaniac - voted Fab's hottest man, 16th of February 2015).
The reason you get so many is because of the referral system I have implemented. I get so inundated. I used to bat the ladies off with a shitty stick but now I just refer them to other male profiles they might find vaguely interesting.....
True story.
Obviously, I wouldn't have mentioned otherwise
Are you enjoying the cast offs or should I point them in another direction? "
*Sigh* Someone's gotta give 'em attention. It's a tough job... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How many of you guys here get frequent messages from ladies complimenting you on your profile? I can honestly say since I wrote mine in its current state, my cup runneth over.
And if anyone thinks I'm boasting, take a look at your profile, then look at mine...
You're welcome
(This post was brought to you by Egomaniac - voted Fab's hottest man, 16th of February 2015)."
The bullshit is strong with this one...
And yet only five verifications in over a year. It must be what you say AFTER they compliment you on your profile that turns them off... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How many of you guys here get frequent messages from ladies complimenting you on your profile? I can honestly say since I wrote mine in its current state, my cup runneth over.
And if anyone thinks I'm boasting, take a look at your profile, then look at mine...
You're welcome
(This post was brought to you by Egomaniac - voted Fab's hottest man, 16th of February 2015).
The bullshit is strong with this one...
And yet only five verifications in over a year. It must be what you say AFTER they compliment you on your profile that turns them off... "
Obviously never occurred to you that the random messages I receive are from women on the other end of the country (or even the other end of the world, as was evident this morning when I received a message from a woman in New Zealand). |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How many of you guys here get frequent messages from ladies complimenting you on your profile? I can honestly say since I wrote mine in its current state, my cup runneth over.
And if anyone thinks I'm boasting, take a look at your profile, then look at mine...
You're welcome
(This post was brought to you by Egomaniac - voted Fab's hottest man, 16th of February 2015).
The bullshit is strong with this one...
And yet only five verifications in over a year. It must be what you say AFTER they compliment you on your profile that turns them off...
Obviously never occurred to you that the random messages I receive are from women on the other end of the country (or even the other end of the world, as was evident this morning when I received a message from a woman in New Zealand)."
Oh, and the fact I only wrote my current profile about a month ago. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How many of you guys here get frequent messages from ladies complimenting you on your profile? I can honestly say since I wrote mine in its current state, my cup runneth over.
And if anyone thinks I'm boasting, take a look at your profile, then look at mine...
You're welcome
(This post was brought to you by Egomaniac - voted Fab's hottest man, 16th of February 2015)."
Jeeeeeez hun! Think you may be in danger of becoming a teensy weensy bit conceited!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My profile text does exactly what I want!
Well almost all the time. The odd chance gets through and messages me from time to time, but I soon chase them away |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's only a bit of fun not like one of his offensive rants.
Plus the penis pump is cutting off the blood flow to the poor fellas brain.
He's ok.
Just ok
Not exceptional.
A one day flash in the pan. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes many compliment my profile to and all the pics of my 6pack
Shag, you're the man around here. I bow down to your legendary status. "
Thanks and yes. It is quite original |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ego, rest assured knowing I would have never messaged you, if it wasn't for your profile text. You arrogant man. "
But what about the time you said you wanted to eat doughnuts off my massive cock? |
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"Ego, rest assured knowing I would have never messaged you, if it wasn't for your profile text. You arrogant man.
But what about the time you said you wanted to eat doughnuts off my massive cock? "
Shhhh... Ego - don't tell everyone my dirty fantasies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think it's all good fun, personally.
show us yer tits then,,go on get em out,,,,eh put em on the tabl.
juggle with them.  xxxx
I'm not bad at juggling with jugs "
lol I can picture that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"saw this thread...... thought of you...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2neJntjWVg
that is all........ "
Ah, a wrestling fan, eh? There's many others you could've had too. "The Narcissist" Lex Luger, Mr Perfect, etc. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP...
One thing...
Loudest guy in the room is the weakest guy in the room. "
But those World's Strongest Man competitors make so many grunting noises. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OP - I could imagine you singing Uptown Funk to yourself in the mirror everyday and dancing around in your underwear, admiring yourself!
"Got kiss myself I’m so pretty
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Called a police and a fireman
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire man
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Say my name you know who I am
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Am I bad 'bout that money
Break it down"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have seen some posts in the threads by Men and they come across as right dickheads, If I was at the same social I would make sure I was as far away from them as its possible, But having a nose at their profiles and they say everything that a Woman wants to them to say, Articulate, Good personality Talented where it matters etc, A profile is a good first impression but you have to have more then that as people will see the real person in the end.
Oh and its not directed at anyone on the thread |
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"How many of you guys here get frequent messages from ladies complimenting you on your profile? I can honestly say since I wrote mine in its current state, my cup runneth over.
And if anyone thinks I'm boasting, take a look at your profile, then look at mine...
You're welcome
(This post was brought to you by Egomaniac - voted Fab's hottest man, 16th of February 2015)."
You do make me laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have seen some posts in the threads by Men and they come across as right dickheads, If I was at the same social I would make sure I was as far away from them as its possible, But having a nose at their profiles and they say everything that a Woman wants to them to say, Articulate, Good personality Talented where it matters etc, A profile is a good first impression but you have to have more then that as people will see the real person in the end.
Oh and its not directed at anyone on the thread"
Wheres ya popcprn? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you're fabs sexiest man for the 16th feb 2015........
Who's the sexiest for the other 364 days of
2015
It's a rolling contract. "
I thought knightslyr had taken your crown. Ooppppsssyyyy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you imagine the bitchiness if a woman started this thread! 
Shush and get back in your wheel "
I knew a hamster might not be the best pic to use. You women might start thinking I'm hamster-sized! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*grabs popcorn*
Yay... More popcorn
SHARE!
What's in it for us?
Theres a hole in the bottom of the bucket.....
No there isn't! "
I bet you fished about for it though, didn't you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP I don't know what amuses me the most.
Your posts ... or the people that post on your threads only to say how much you annoy them and how you shouldn't post. Ironic.
Keep posting OP.  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP I don't know what amuses me the most.
Your posts ... or the people that post on your threads only to say how much you annoy them and how you shouldn't post. Ironic.
Keep posting OP. "
For me it's the latter.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whacky, zany humour doesn't do it for me. Always preferred dry, deadpan humour"
While what I posted, above, is true if it appeals to you and others (as I'm sure it does), keep posting OP  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Whacky, zany humour doesn't do it for me. Always preferred dry, deadpan humour"
You may like Patrick Draper from Nottingham, he's up and coming at the moment and is very dry and deadpan |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've had quite a few compliments on mine, which is nice but I'm sure they just want to have a party in my pants  "
Well duh, you do have a vagina, what do you expect? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had quite a few compliments on mine, which is nice but I'm sure they just want to have a party in my pants
Well duh, you do have a vagina, what do you expect? "
A compliment would be nice without any other motive |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've had quite a few compliments on mine, which is nice but I'm sure they just want to have a party in my pants
Well duh, you do have a vagina, what do you expect?
A compliment would be nice without any other motive "
Men don't need to be impressed by a witty or humorous profile, just get your boobs out and make us a sandwich. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you're fabs sexiest man for the 16th feb 2015........
Who's the sexiest for the other 364 days of
2015 "
OP busy the rest of the year reading his messsages - no time for meets obviously |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had quite a few compliments on mine, which is nice but I'm sure they just want to have a party in my pants
Well duh, you do have a vagina, what do you expect?
A compliment would be nice without any other motive "
Don't hold your breath.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had quite a few compliments on mine, which is nice but I'm sure they just want to have a party in my pants
Well duh, you do have a vagina, what do you expect?
A compliment would be nice without any other motive
Don't hold your breath.... "
I'm not |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've had quite a few compliments on mine, which is nice but I'm sure they just want to have a party in my pants
Well duh, you do have a vagina, what do you expect?
A compliment would be nice without any other motive
Don't hold your breath....
I'm not "
If you want men to respect you as a person or to hold your personality in high regard, you'd probably be better off on a dating site. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had quite a few compliments on mine, which is nice but I'm sure they just want to have a party in my pants
Well duh, you do have a vagina, what do you expect?
A compliment would be nice without any other motive
Don't hold your breath....
I'm not
If you want men to respect you as a person or to hold your personality in high regard, you'd probably be better off on a dating site. "
Na I'm alright here thanks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've had quite a few compliments on mine, which is nice but I'm sure they just want to have a party in my pants
Well duh, you do have a vagina, what do you expect?
A compliment would be nice without any other motive
Don't hold your breath....
I'm not
If you want men to respect you as a person or to hold your personality in high regard, you'd probably be better off on a dating site.
Na I'm alright here thanks "
Fair dos. Now get naked and make me a sandwich, woman! *clicks fingers*. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had quite a few compliments on mine, which is nice but I'm sure they just want to have a party in my pants
Well duh, you do have a vagina, what do you expect?
A compliment would be nice without any other motive
Don't hold your breath....
I'm not
If you want men to respect you as a person or to hold your personality in high regard, you'd probably be better off on a dating site.
Na I'm alright here thanks
Fair dos. Now get naked and make me a sandwich, woman! *clicks fingers*."
*flashes boobies* sorry you missed it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whacky, zany humour doesn't do it for me. Always preferred dry, deadpan humour
You may like Patrick Draper from Nottingham, he's up and coming at the moment and is very dry and deadpan "
Thanks for the tip |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had quite a few compliments on mine, which is nice but I'm sure they just want to have a party in my pants
Well duh, you do have a vagina, what do you expect?
A compliment would be nice without any other motive "
You have great legs and an excellent command of the English language. And I have no ulterior motive. Matt |
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