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Reminds me of a story my old flatmate told me once!
He'd been out on the town by himself on the pull in his bananaman outfit...yes he used to do this! He said it was a great icebreaker as he'd pretend he'd lost his stag party...it bloody worked as well lol. Anyway...he'd met this girl, ended up back at her house. She'd gone upstairs to the bathroom to freshen up. He wanders into the kitchen and in his d*unk addled mind thought it would be a good idea to freshen up his bits using the dishcloth next to the sink. Skip ahead...they're both on the sofa in her front room...things get heated...she pulls his boxers off and prepares to go down on him... "eeewwwwww, why is there a baked bean in your pubes?"
Oh how I laughed (and promptly went out and bought a new set of dishcloths just in case!)
...and yes they still shagged lol (or so he told me anyway!) |
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"Reminds me of a story my old flatmate told me once!
He'd been out on the town by himself on the pull in his bananaman outfit...yes he used to do this! He said it was a great icebreaker as he'd pretend he'd lost his stag party...it bloody worked as well lol. Anyway...he'd met this girl, ended up back at her house. She'd gone upstairs to the bathroom to freshen up. He wanders into the kitchen and in his d*unk addled mind thought it would be a good idea to freshen up his bits using the dishcloth next to the sink. Skip ahead...they're both on the sofa in her front room...things get heated...she pulls his boxers off and prepares to go down on him... "eeewwwwww, why is there a baked bean in your pubes?"
Oh how I laughed (and promptly went out and bought a new set of dishcloths just in case!)
...and yes they still shagged lol (or so he told me anyway!)"
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I get cautious with too much body spray - is it a masking technique? Even if not, too much fragrance is overbearing but can be showered off.
Stained clothes or stale smelling clothes, are off putting.
Unretractable foreskins are a no go.
Obviously any smelly personal parts and time to gag n run.
Infestations are not on.
Any home to be featured on obsessive hoarders won't do, thanks.
Shared homes without privacy. I've been there. |
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"Not sure everyone will agree with this but tattoos. Especially chest plates on females or paw prints/cartoon character's on Boobs.
Not saying all tarts are bad just a majority turn me off"
Have to disagree with you there. There's nothing sexier than an inked up lady!!  |
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