High-Calcium Diet

By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple over a year ago

Derbyshire

Cooking in a kitchen where everything is covered in a thin veneer of Limestone dust has GOT to be good for bone-structure, right?

Mr ddc

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whats a Kitchen ?

Gimp

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whats a Kitchen ?

Gimp"

It's where the bin is. You know, where you put the empty takeaway boxes.

By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Whats a Kitchen ?

Gimp"

Or it's that place you send Miss Muffin when you need a beer

By *obbytupperMan over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Cooking in a kitchen where everything is covered in a thin veneer of Limestone dust has GOT to be good for bone-structure, right?

Mr ddc"

If you're getting the bone in the kitchen don't be tempted to put it in the toaster.

Unless Mrs DDC is doing the breakfast.