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"I need to catch a fish. What's the best way to do it, when and where? " When - Thursday. Where - my house. How - stand outside and I'll chuck some fish fingers out the window. You catch  | |||
"I need to catch a fish. What's the best way to do it, when and where? When - Thursday. Where - my house. How - stand outside and I'll chuck some fish fingers out the window. You catch "Do fish have fingers? | |||
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"I need to catch a fish. What's the best way to do it, when and where? " A Fishery or a Fish Farm would be you best actual chance of catching a Real Live Fish.. 
Or go Crabbing at the Seaside..  | |||
"With a hook, on your day off and in water" That sounds sensible but not will that guarantee me a fish? | |||
"I need to catch a fish. What's the best way to do it, when and where? When - Thursday. Where - my house. How - stand outside and I'll chuck some fish fingers out the window. You catch
Do fish have fingers?
"Yes. Have you never seen a fish play the piano? | |||
"I did think it said fisting tips" I would NEVER ask for those. I'm little and a delicate flower. | |||
"I did think it said fisting tips" You're gonna need a bigger hole | |||
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"I need to catch a fish. What's the best way to do it, when and where? A Fishery or a Fish Farm would be you best actual chance of catching a Real Live Fish..
Or go Crabbing at the Seaside.. "A crab won't do. I'd like to try properly and not with ones that give themselves up. | |||
"With a hook, on your day off and in water That sounds sensible but not will that guarantee me a fish? " I got one on my first chuck, an 8 and half pound carp...much to the disgust of Mr ruggers who thought I wouldn't catch a cold. I have to admit it had to be a fluke, but his face was a picture 
Other than that, they sell lovely lemon sole in M&S | |||
"I did think it said fisting tips You're gonna need a bigger hole" | |||
"I need to catch a fish. What's the best way to do it, when and where? When - Thursday. Where - my house. How - stand outside and I'll chuck some fish fingers out the window. You catch
Do fish have fingers?
Yes. Have you never seen a fish play the piano?"Only scales but out of tuna. | |||
"With a hook, on your day off and in water That sounds sensible but not will that guarantee me a fish? I got one on my first chuck, an 8 and half pound carp...much to the disgust of Mr ruggers who thought I wouldn't catch a cold. I have to admit it had to be a fluke, but his face was a picture
Other than that, they sell lovely lemon sole in M&S"Well done you and ya boo sucks to Mr Ruggers  | |||
"I did think it said fisting tips You're gonna need a bigger hole" | |||
"you just want to play with a couple of maggots don't you lickity "I really don't. I'd like a flunky to do that bit for me. | |||
"you just want to play with a couple of maggots don't you lickity
I really don't. I'd like a flunky to do that bit for me.
"don't you mean a 'fluffer' , then you can just lie back and enjoy yourself | |||
Ohh and be quiet when fishing! They scare so easily lol x | |||
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"Got tuna steaks in the fridge? " I like tuna steaks but I need to catch them. | |||
"Pick the best bait for Great Catch
Ohh and be quiet when fishing! They scare so easily lol x"I never know what bait to dangle. | |||
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"you just want to play with a couple of maggots don't you lickity
I really don't. I'd like a flunky to do that bit for me.
don't you mean a 'fluffer' , then you can just lie back and enjoy yourself"Are you coming to my party to fluff then? | |||
"Are you really wanting to go fishing or is this code for something else? "I really have to go fishing. Want is at a different level to what I feel about this. I thought I might go to Scotland and find some nice scenery too. | |||
"you just want to play with a couple of maggots don't you lickity
I really don't. I'd like a flunky to do that bit for me.
don't you mean a 'fluffer' , then you can just lie back and enjoy yourself
Are you coming to my party to fluff then? "Cant make that weekend ,,, working im afraid ,,,,, any way I haven't had any immunisations to allow me to head into that strange area | |||
"Are you really wanting to go fishing or is this code for something else?
I really have to go fishing. Want is at a different level to what I feel about this.
I thought I might go to Scotland and find some nice scenery too.
"If you do go to Scotland, google salmon fishing rivers.. Night time fishing with a Big Torch and a big stick with a Hook.. and be ready to run..  | |||
"[Removed by poster at 17/02/15 20:29:38]" Spit it out Chip! Third time lucky?
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"Are you really wanting to go fishing or is this code for something else?
I really have to go fishing. Want is at a different level to what I feel about this.
I thought I might go to Scotland and find some nice scenery too.
If you do go to Scotland, google salmon fishing rivers.. Night time fishing with a Big Torch and a big stick with a Hook.. and be ready to run.. "I don't run - too much up and down and not enough forward motion. | |||
"I need to catch a fish. What's the best way to do it, when and where? " Not telling.... | |||
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"I need to catch a fish. What's the best way to do it, when and where? " could give you loads of advice on this but cant tell if you are serious or not lol, inbox us if you like. | |||
"I need to catch a fish. What's the best way to do it, when and where? Not telling.... "That's cos you don't know.  - | |||
"Hmmmm, have you fished before? course or sea fishing? What fishery are you thinking, river, lake,or fishery,? Any or a specific type of fish? " Those are the things I need to know. I don't think I want to go to sea. I want somewhere scenic for the photos. A fish I can eat would be nice. | |||
"I need to catch a fish. What's the best way to do it, when and where? could give you loads of advice on this but cant tell if you are serious or not lol, inbox us if you like." I am serious and completely clueless. | |||
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"I need to catch a fish. What's the best way to do it, when and where? Not telling....
That's cos you don't know. -"I do actually. . You need a fishing rod and water....  | |||
"I need to catch a fish. What's the best way to do it, when and where? When - Thursday. Where - my house. How - stand outside and I'll chuck some fish fingers out the window. You catch "Ha ha ha | |||
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"I need to catch a fish. What's the best way to do it, when and where? Not telling....
That's cos you don't know. -
I do actually. .
You need a fishing rod and water.... "and a fish | |||
"I need to catch a fish. What's the best way to do it, when and where? Not telling....
That's cos you don't know. -
I do actually. .
You need a fishing rod and water....
and a fish"What about a net? | |||
"I need to catch a fish. What's the best way to do it, when and where? Not telling....
That's cos you don't know. -
I do actually. .
You need a fishing rod and water....
and a fish
What about a net?
"you'd still need a fish | |||
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"Do you want to catch a carp? Or a pike....carp are lovely fish to eat "Carp is nice. I've never eaten pike and after reading Ted Hughes' Pike aged 11 at school I'm not sure I want to go near one of them. | |||
"I need to catch a fish. What's the best way to do it, when and where? Not telling....
That's cos you don't know. -
I do actually. .
You need a fishing rod and water....
and a fish"yeah and a fish.... | |||
"Why do you nee to catch a fish and what kind I have a couple of tips x"It's a challenge. | |||
"Why do you nee to catch a fish and what kind I have a couple of tips x
It's a challenge.
"try dynamite fishing | |||
"Why do you nee to catch a fish and what kind I have a couple of tips x
It's a challenge.
"I can help you catch crabs | |||
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"Kind of fish is it your intrested in catching?" A live one. I'm not in the least bit interested in catching a fish but if I'm doing this it makes sense to have one that will taste lovely on a barbecue. | |||
"Why do you nee to catch a fish and what kind I have a couple of tips x
It's a challenge.
I can help you catch crabs "I'll dangle my net over the Cobb at Lyme in a couple of weeks. | |||
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"A hand grande works for me "I'm not sure that's in the spirit of fishing. | |||
"Kind of fish is it your intrested in catching? A live one. I'm not in the least bit interested in catching a fish but if I'm doing this it makes sense to have one that will taste lovely on a barbecue. " Rainbow trout can be fairly easy to catch if you get the right weather and the right day after a good rain | |||
"Why do you nee to catch a fish and what kind I have a couple of tips x
It's a challenge.
I can help you catch crabs
I'll dangle my net over the Cobb at Lyme in a couple of weeks.
"What bait are you using? | |||
"Why do you nee to catch a fish and what kind I have a couple of tips x
It's a challenge.
I can help you catch crabs
I'll dangle my net over the Cobb at Lyme in a couple of weeks.
What bait are you using? "My smile? | |||
"With a hook, on your day off and in water" this but one can also stand on the dry thing and still have a go.. | |||
"Why do you nee to catch a fish and what kind I have a couple of tips x
It's a challenge.
I can help you catch crabs
I'll dangle my net over the Cobb at Lyme in a couple of weeks.
What bait are you using?
My smile? " | |||
"With a hook, on your day off and in water this but one can also stand on the dry thing and still have a go.." Somehow I can't see me in waders. Standing on the dry thing sounds a better option. | |||
"Kind of fish is it your intrested in catching? A live one. I'm not in the least bit interested in catching a fish but if I'm doing this it makes sense to have one that will taste lovely on a barbecue. " trout farm perhaps..? its a bit like shooting fish in a barrel without a gun or a barrel.. | |||
"With a hook, on your day off and in water this but one can also stand on the dry thing and still have a go.. Somehow I can't see me in waders. Standing on the dry thing sounds a better option. " best practise your casting then.. | |||
"Kind of fish is it your intrested in catching? A live one. I'm not in the least bit interested in catching a fish but if I'm doing this it makes sense to have one that will taste lovely on a barbecue. trout farm perhaps..? its a bit like shooting fish in a barrel without a gun or a barrel.." It doesn't sound scenic or in the spirit of the challenge. | |||
"With a hook, on your day off and in water this but one can also stand on the dry thing and still have a go.. Somehow I can't see me in waders. Standing on the dry thing sounds a better option. best practise your casting then.. " I better get a couch. | |||
"Kind of fish is it your intrested in catching? A live one. I'm not in the least bit interested in catching a fish but if I'm doing this it makes sense to have one that will taste lovely on a barbecue. trout farm perhaps..? its a bit like shooting fish in a barrel without a gun or a barrel.. It doesn't sound scenic or in the spirit of the challenge. " you still have to do the fishing thing but they are gagging to be caught.. | |||
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"With a hook, on your day off and in water this but one can also stand on the dry thing and still have a go.. Somehow I can't see me in waders. Standing on the dry thing sounds a better option. best practise your casting then.. I better get a couch. " its not that tiring i dont think.. | |||
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"Kind of fish is it your intrested in catching? A live one. I'm not in the least bit interested in catching a fish but if I'm doing this it makes sense to have one that will taste lovely on a barbecue. trout farm perhaps..? its a bit like shooting fish in a barrel without a gun or a barrel.. It doesn't sound scenic or in the spirit of the challenge. you still have to do the fishing thing but they are gagging to be caught.." A bit like men on Fab? | |||
"Kind of fish is it your intrested in catching? A live one. I'm not in the least bit interested in catching a fish but if I'm doing this it makes sense to have one that will taste lovely on a barbecue. trout farm perhaps..? its a bit like shooting fish in a barrel without a gun or a barrel.. It doesn't sound scenic or in the spirit of the challenge. you still have to do the fishing thing but they are gagging to be caught.. A bit like men on Fab? "probably more so.. also when you land them yu have to wallop them with a piece of brush pole to put them out out of their misery.. may come in handy on here some day.. | |||
"Kind of fish is it your intrested in catching? A live one. I'm not in the least bit interested in catching a fish but if I'm doing this it makes sense to have one that will taste lovely on a barbecue. trout farm perhaps..? its a bit like shooting fish in a barrel without a gun or a barrel.. It doesn't sound scenic or in the spirit of the challenge. you still have to do the fishing thing but they are gagging to be caught.. A bit like men on Fab?
probably more so..
also when you land them yu have to wallop them with a piece of brush pole to put them out out of their misery..
may come in handy on here some day.."I think my weight is enough to wallop the men on here and I just hope it puts them out of their misery. That casting couch would help too. | |||
"if you're seriously in need of help with this, pm me, and I can point you towards places that will do you a starter session. if you want something to eat, that probably means a small lake stocked with trout, and you're probably looking at about £50 upwards. happy to advise if required" Thanks. | |||
"I need to catch a fish. What's the best way to do it, when and where? Not telling....
That's cos you don't know. -
I do actually. .
You need a fishing rod and water....
and a fish"And a licence | |||
"I need to catch a fish. What's the best way to do it, when and where? Not telling....
That's cos you don't know. -
I do actually. .
You need a fishing rod and water....
and a fish
And a licence"See, this is the sort of information I need. | |||
" its a bit like shooting fish in a barrel without a gun or a barrel.." | |||
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"Most commercial lakes wont let you keep your fish, you have to throw them back in, but if you are serious and need to catch a fish but not to eat it, you could have stopped this way when you were in Derbyshire and you could have come with us for your challenge "I don't need to keep the fish. In fact, I'd be happy to throw it back alive and swimming. I didn't have any challenges last year. | |||
"I need to catch a fish. What's the best way to do it, when and where? Not telling....
That's cos you don't know. -
I do actually. .
You need a fishing rod and water....
and a fish
And a licence
See, this is the sort of information I need.
"huge fine if you don't have one and the bailiff comes round. You can get a day ticket from the PO | |||
"Most commercial lakes wont let you keep your fish, you have to throw them back in, but if you are serious and need to catch a fish but not to eat it, you could have stopped this way when you were in Derbyshire and you could have come with us for your challenge
I don't need to keep the fish. In fact, I'd be happy to throw it back alive and swimming.
I didn't have any challenges last year.
"Silly person giving you the challenge on the wrong year ! | |||
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"I can offer you brown trout from the river at the bottom of my garden. Just dangle your rod over the rail whilst reclining on the sofas sipping a glass of wine..." That's the best offer so far. Let me know when and I'll be there. It's a little scary having you and Ruggers post after each other. | |||
"I can offer you brown trout from the river at the bottom of my garden. Just dangle your rod over the rail whilst reclining on the sofas sipping a glass of wine... That's the best offer so far. Let me know when and I'll be there. It's a little scary having you and Ruggers post after each other." Yeah but she's sat on my knee and it was her turn to have custody of the keyboard  | |||
"I can offer you brown trout from the river at the bottom of my garden. Just dangle your rod over the rail whilst reclining on the sofas sipping a glass of wine... That's the best offer so far. Let me know when and I'll be there. It's a little scary having you and Ruggers post after each other. Yeah but she's sat on my knee and it was her turn to have custody of the keyboard " | |||
"I can offer you brown trout from the river at the bottom of my garden. Just dangle your rod over the rail whilst reclining on the sofas sipping a glass of wine... That's the best offer so far. Let me know when and I'll be there. It's a little scary having you and Ruggers post after each other." Tut. our offer wasn't so bad, Mr ruggers was even going to let you hold his pole ! | |||
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"I can offer you brown trout from the river at the bottom of my garden. Just dangle your rod over the rail whilst reclining on the sofas sipping a glass of wine... That's the best offer so far. Let me know when and I'll be there. It's a little scary having you and Ruggers post after each other. Tut. our offer wasn't so bad, Mr ruggers was even going to let you hold his pole ! " Can we do it on the sofa? | |||
"I can offer you brown trout from the river at the bottom of my garden. Just dangle your rod over the rail whilst reclining on the sofas sipping a glass of wine... That's the best offer so far. Let me know when and I'll be there. It's a little scary having you and Ruggers post after each other. Tut. our offer wasn't so bad, Mr ruggers was even going to let you hold his pole ! Can we do it on the sofa?" Ah, even though my fishing chair is comfy she has the edge for that one. Ok Jezebel and her sofa win | |||
"Try sea fishing,you don't need a licence,and I think not as boring as fresh water fishing.just make sure the tide is in though....." | |||
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"Most commercial lakes wont let you keep your fish, you have to throw them back in, but if you are serious and need to catch a fish but not to eat it, you could have stopped this way when you were in Derbyshire and you could have come with us for your challenge "depends on the species, if its a trout lake you are generally told to keep your 1st 3 fish, however on other lakes, carp, tench, rudd etc they are very rarely eaten so are more a game fish, catch and release, Op, I would suggest heading to the mouth of your nearest river, nipping in to a tackle shop on the way and asking for a bit advice on baits for that river, they will happily advise you, then going to the rivermouth/estuary, its free of charge, no licence required, comfortable, and you will more than likely have a chance at a number of species, including flounders, plaice, dabs, sole, cod, whiting, coalfish, pollack, bass, or if you wait til the summer you can always go on a pier and catch mackerel by the dozen, which are lovely on a bbq. | |||
"Try sea fishing,you don't need a licence,and I think not as boring as fresh water fishing.just make sure the tide is in though....." In the right spot you can catch mackerel off the beach so no need to go in a boat. And then just set up a barbie or beach fire to cook it right there. | |||
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"I need to catch a fish. " Just ask the fishmonger to throw it underarm. I have a little rod, but I normally get the boot...
Mr ddc | |||
"Depends... A fish... Or a shark... In the latter case your gonna need a bigger boat." I saw what you did there | |||
"I need to catch a fish. What's the best way to do it, when and where? When - Thursday. Where - my house. How - stand outside and I'll chuck some fish fingers out the window. You catch
Do fish have fingers?
"Don't be silly, fish don't have fingers | |||
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"Fish and chips "Do I have to catch chips too? | |||
"Do you want to catch a carp? Or a pike....carp are lovely fish to eat "Perhaps in denmark or other Place,s in europe but not here in the uk. | |||
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"Do you want to catch a carp? Or a pike....carp are lovely fish to eat Perhaps in denmark or other Place,s in europe but not here in the uk."in the uk they taste of mud lol. | |||
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"Try sea fishing,you don't need a licence,and I think not as boring as fresh water fishing.just make sure the tide is in though....." I,ve had some fun sea fishing in the past not on The doorstep my any means but used to go With my dad, one of the place,s I used to go was in dumfrieshire on the sand they used to put salmon nets up I used to dig for sandworm and ragworm there to, Caught some nice plaice with the current behind them they certainly bent the rod tip over over 35 years ago now thou I knew they Were special times.. | |||
"Some legit advice here, if you're carp fishing, go old school and use some floating bread. Works everytime in my local ponds "what for common carp or mirror ? | |||
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"Some legit advice here, if you're carp fishing, go old school and use some floating bread. Works everytime in my local ponds what for common carp or mirror ?"I had success with both | |||
"Some legit advice here, if you're carp fishing, go old school and use some floating bread. Works everytime in my local ponds what for common carp or mirror ?
I had success with both"Did you use weighted line to get it out onto the Water with some crust in the bread either way well done I admire most fish They all have their own character as being a fisherman I,m sure you,ll Know that anyway, I went over to bird watching nearly 30 years ago now but I,ve always admired nature and like it better than anything really thou I have caught sea fish to eat 95% per cent of my fish went back alive, thou I watched robson green on here last week he tours around the world sea fishing and he went blue marlin fishing but he hooked into a big eyed tunie.. spelling oops what a fish and the tackle he used as well strapped into a chair,a beautiful streamlined fish made for speed nature,s engineering at its best 3klg,s thou the fish was common in those waters but lost or not so common in others I always feel sad to see a beautiful creature perish from robson greens battle the the tunie was exausted so may not have made full recovery again in The water anyway one of the reason,s why I would not go on such a trip the fish was to be shared around The village when back on sure I think it was in costa rica can,t be sure now. | |||
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