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Contentious Subject - Beware!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Eureka! I sussed it! It's been bothering me for years but now I finally sussed it out.
What! What! I hear you all clamour!
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Why women demand the toilet seat is put back down after men use the loo.
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It's cos the underside is filthy cos you women piss all over it.
It can't be men doing it cos the SEAT IS UP when we go.
That leaves only one alternative. You girls spray everywhere, like a bitch marking her territory! And then ya don't wipe it afterwards and demand that we leave the seat down so as to hide all the evidence!
I feel so smug now hehehe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"think you'll find its cos you guys can't aim and piss all over the rim and we dont want to sit in piss   "
totally agree
you lot pee everywhere ,
makes you wonder really...if you can miss a hole that big !!! wellll |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I can't speak for other guys but my aim is straight and true - I've been practising for 43ish of my 45 years... which is why you don't have toilet seats on potties, cos you big girls are the same as little girls and pee all over the place.
We have a nice big shaft to get hold of to aim it properly whereas you lasses just have a wee little hole just below your clit for it to come out of and as soon as that warm jet hits ya little love button, that's it... you go all whoozy and think, "Fuck it, I'll just enjoy this and clear that mess up later... or blame it on HIM!"
Obviously, you know I'm just taking the piss here hehehe  |
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i didnt say that you piss all over the underside of the seat when its up, i was just giving a reason as to why we like you to put it down after you've done your business.
Another explanation for the dirty underside could be 'splashback' from other toilet use.
a little experiment, run a sink of water, get some stones, and drop them from a height into the water (if you want to be really anal you could measure the distance between the seat and the water in the loo nd make sure you drop said stones from the same height into the sink).
Now then children, what happens when the stones hit the water?? and what do we think the underside of the toilet seat is covered in now  |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"i didnt say that you piss all over the underside of the seat when its up, i was just giving a reason as to why we like you to put it down after you've done your business.
Another explanation for the dirty underside could be 'splashback' from other toilet use.
a little experiment, run a sink of water, get some stones, and drop them from a height into the water (if you want to be really anal you could measure the distance between the seat and the water in the loo nd make sure you drop said stones from the same height into the sink).
Now then children, what happens when the stones hit the water?? and what do we think the underside of the toilet seat is covered in now "
lol......
easier saying.. plop marks
xxxxxxx |
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By *mcouple1Couple
over a year ago
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"i didnt say that you piss all over the underside of the seat when its up, i was just giving a reason as to why we like you to put it down after you've done your business.
Another explanation for the dirty underside could be 'splashback' from other toilet use.
a little experiment, run a sink of water, get some stones, and drop them from a height into the water (if you want to be really anal you could measure the distance between the seat and the water in the loo nd make sure you drop said stones from the same height into the sink).
Now then children, what happens when the stones hit the water?? and what do we think the underside of the toilet seat is covered in now "
Well theres the proof its us men all along . i know this because girls don,t Poo or trump everyone knows that . they have their fart gland removed at birth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eureka! I sussed it! It's been bothering me for years but now I finally sussed it out.
What! What! I hear you all clamour!
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Why women demand the toilet seat is put back down after men use the loo.
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It's cos the underside is filthy cos you women piss all over it.
It can't be men doing it cos the SEAT IS UP when we go.
That leaves only one alternative. You girls spray everywhere, like a bitch marking her territory! And then ya don't wipe it afterwards and demand that we leave the seat down so as to hide all the evidence!
I feel so smug now hehehe "
Congratulations Siren.... Logic and determination to succeed must be one of the reasons why Wishy loves you... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Congratulations Siren.... Logic and determination to succeed must be one of the reasons why Wishy loves you... "
Um.... er.... fanx. I think.
Siren says, "Eh? What's he saying?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Congratulations Siren.... Logic and determination to succeed must be one of the reasons why Wishy loves you...
Um.... er.... fanx. I think.
Siren says, "Eh? What's he saying?" "
Oops! Sorry Wishy... Didnt click that you were the OP. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Congratulations Siren.... Logic and determination to succeed must be one of the reasons why Wishy loves you...
Um.... er.... fanx. I think.
Siren says, "Eh? What's he saying?"
Oops! Sorry Wishy... Didnt click that you were the OP. "
It's always me. Siren doesn't use the forums much, if at all. She reckons everytime she has the thread has died lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i don't complain about piss on the loo rim but i do insist that the SEAT IS DOWN and THEN flush. Just think of all them gems spraying in the air all over your tooth brush eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww
thats is why us women want the loo seat down, i have told my hubby if i find it up i will clean the loo with his tooth brush |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Congratulations Siren.... Logic and determination to succeed must be one of the reasons why Wishy loves you...
Um.... er.... fanx. I think.
Siren says, "Eh? What's he saying?"
Oops! Sorry Wishy... Didnt click that you were the OP.
It's always me. Siren doesn't use the forums much, if at all. She reckons everytime she has the thread has died lol "
Note to self: 'Stop putting kisses on replies...' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not guilty, as one who always always puts the seat down I cannot be accused of leaving it up.
Nor can I be accused of pissing anywhere but into the loo water because I always sit down when taking a pee unless I am using a urinal or tree
I worked out years ago that no matter where you aim it, no matter how sober you are, it has a mind of it's own, urinals are fine for that but toilets are just too small a target.
I also make sex last the full 2 minutes additionally I have chocolate in large quantities and a woman for other women to play with.
In short I am the perfect man  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Eureka! I sussed it! It's been bothering me for years but now I finally sussed it out.
What! What! I hear you all clamour!
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Why women demand the toilet seat is put back down after men use the loo.
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It's cos the underside is filthy cos you women piss all over it.
It can't be men doing it cos the SEAT IS UP when we go.
That leaves only one alternative. You girls spray everywhere, like a bitch marking her territory! And then ya don't wipe it afterwards and demand that we leave the seat down so as to hide all the evidence!
I feel so smug now hehehe "
Ahem...... i never moan about that Wishy , don't think i ever will...all part of a mans endearing charms...bless em the dears |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If there is a couple who live in the same house, why does one, usually the female, ends up cleaning the toilet all the time? "
And replacing the empty toilet rolls?
It seems its a feat that only I can achieve in this house  |
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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago
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"If there is a couple who live in the same house, why does one, usually the female, ends up cleaning the toilet all the time?
And replacing the empty toilet rolls?
It seems its a feat that only I can achieve in this house "
thanks mum |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If there is a couple who live in the same house, why does one, usually the female, ends up cleaning the toilet all the time?
And replacing the empty toilet rolls?
It seems its a feat that only I can achieve in this house "
I clean it mostly cos I can see when it needs cleaning cos the seat is UP when I use it.
As for changing the empty roll, the dispenser is next to the toilet so whoever uses the last of the old one puts a new one on.
Face it, women just slash 'n' dash! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Eureka! I sussed it! It's been bothering me for years but now I finally sussed it out.
What! What! I hear you all clamour!
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Why women demand the toilet seat is put back down after men use the loo.
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It's cos the underside is filthy cos you women piss all over it.
It can't be men doing it cos the SEAT IS UP when we go.
That leaves only one alternative. You girls spray everywhere, like a bitch marking her territory! And then ya don't wipe it afterwards and demand that we leave the seat down so as to hide all the evidence!
I feel so smug now hehehe "
I always thought it was so when a woman went for a piss in the night after a night on the town she didn't get her arse stuck in the porcelain when sitting down on the rim not the seat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't believe I've been thinking about this since I logged off. So i've come back. Im working out who should do what and why ...... ( yes I do have a life - but also a jackdaw mentality ) so tell me... WHY must men put the seat down ? |
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Do you know something, toilet seats being left up is the one time i go against my fellow sisters. For me it is the ultimate in ridiculous whinges (not saying any are on this thread but in life in general), it takes two damn seconds to put a toilet seat down, so many people bicker and argue over this and to me its the most trivial of things on this planet.
This is one of my pet hate subjects.
*Diamond climbs back of her high horse and finishes her rant* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"easily resolved...
install a continental one..
well 2 bits for your feet and a hole in the ground.. and everyone squat.
I am very solution focused today xx
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They are more hygienic why don't we have them here? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I meant UP.
Why do they put it up ?
Why don't women leave both seat and the lid down. Most only leave the seat down and not the lid?"
Siren's a stickler for that - both have to be down. Saves littleun going in head first at bath times I guess. |
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By *ardybumsCouple
over a year ago
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"If there is a couple who live in the same house, why does one, usually the female, ends up cleaning the toilet all the time? "
its in the small print of your marriage contract ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some of you should be grateful the men are using the toilet, I know one friend whos partner has gone in the wardrobe after a few drinks, explain that one gents! |
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