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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
If you were to horribly murder the poster above, what would be your weapon/method of choice and how would you dispose of the body.
Let's have some interesting ones to make me smile.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would do you in with a feather.....you would die laughing 
Well ya wanted to smile  "
Hmm I think id lace stockings and lingerie with a poison that would slowly seep in! Mwahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would do you in with a feather.....you would die laughing
Well ya wanted to smile "
Choking by dildo, then incinerate the body and use the remains with some great Jamaican green and bake a space cake to dish out at a peace conference |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Moany - on our mission back in time to shave the Kaiser's moustache, I'd push him off of my time travelling flying carpet as we were flying over Wipers, leaving him to fend for himself. Naturally I'd also take back the complimentary blackjacks.  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Tasmanian Tiger - I would promote him as a boxer and set up a contest with Balrog from Street Fighter 2, or the Balrog from Moria, bet against him, then nobble him by inviting 5 select ladies from Fab to enter his changing room an hour before the fight. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you were to horribly murder the poster above, what would be your weapon/method of choice and how would you dispose of the body.
Let's have some interesting ones to make me smile.
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.Axe murdering!
At least your gloominess has lifted  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Egomaniac, I would get a giant needle, prick you until your ego deflated, roll you up into a match box and drop the box in the river.
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Ohh yes almost forgot. Erm
Death by suffocating springs to mind.... Can't think why though |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Egomaniac, I would get a giant needle, prick you until your ego deflated, roll you up into a match box and drop the box in the river.
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Ohh yes almost forgot. Erm
Death by suffocating springs to mind.... Can't think why though "
I risk it every week at yoga.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A friend leg of lamb, and then Sunday roast, the next day evidence gone vamoosh
Freind strike that lol x
Should read frozen
Lamb to the Slaughter, Roald Dahl.
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Yes brilliant book, and it was re-written by I can't remember who, but clever non the less |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"A friend leg of lamb, and then Sunday roast, the next day evidence gone vamoosh
Freind strike that lol x
Should read frozen
Lamb to the Slaughter, Roald Dahl.
Yes brilliant book, and it was re-written by I can't remember who, but clever non the less"
I would arrange a meet with them and a squirter and watch them drown as she sits on their faces. Whilst they drown, we debate if it is pee or not. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now this is a really bad way to go n wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.......
Khazouking,an ancient torture method used by the Ottoman empire.
A red hot poker up the rectum n out through the mouth/shoulder,a skilled torturer could do this without hitting any vital organs and the red hot poker would cauterize the wounds so the victim wouldn't bleed out.
Could take up to a couple of very painful days to die from this!!!! 
As for disposing of the body I'd let the vultures take care of that......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A friend leg of lamb, and then Sunday roast, the next day evidence gone vamoosh
Freind strike that lol x
Should read frozen
Lamb to the Slaughter, Roald Dahl.
Yes brilliant book, and it was re-written by I can't remember who, but clever non the less
I would arrange a meet with them and a squirter and watch them drown as she sits on their faces. Whilst they drown, we debate if it is pee or not. "
I don't know why? I talk to all you wicked people!! |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
PP -
As you have artistic ability, I get you to paint a mad axe murderer. Following an incantation involving fruit salads this then comes to life and bumps you off, leaving the peelers flummoxed and me able to have engraved on your headstone that the pen is mightier than the sword. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"PP -
As you have artistic ability, I get you to paint a mad axe murderer. Following an incantation involving fruit salads this then comes to life and bumps you off, leaving the peelers flummoxed and me able to have engraved on your headstone that the pen is mightier than the sword. "
In that case I would also paint one of you in a mona lisa pose and watch you die of shame |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Id drop a HUGE MASSIVE pink fluffy rabbit (full of anvils) from the sky n splatter you all to mush,,then sploosh all your splattered remains into a big big love heart.
that's nice innit  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tie u up and force u to watch eastenders till u want to kill urself.
Perfect murder  "
Almost the same but the only way is Essex followed by a Geordie shore box set that should do the trick.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tie u up and force u to watch eastenders till u want to kill urself.
Perfect murder
Almost the same but the only way is Essex followed by a Geordie shore box set that should do the trick.... "
We could become serial killers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tie u up and force u to watch eastenders till u want to kill urself.
Perfect murder
Almost the same but the only way is Essex followed by a Geordie shore box set that should do the trick....
We could become serial killers "
Equal opportunity serial killers though just to be politically correct  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tie u up and force u to watch eastenders till u want to kill urself.
Perfect murder
Almost the same but the only way is Essex followed by a Geordie shore box set that should do the trick....
We could become serial killers
Equal opportunity serial killers though just to be politically correct "
Of course its the only way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tie u up and force u to watch eastenders till u want to kill urself.
Perfect murder
Almost the same but the only way is Essex followed by a Geordie shore box set that should do the trick....
We could become serial killers
Equal opportunity serial killers though just to be politically correct
Of course its the only way "
Fabbed a couple of pics my partner in crime..great sunnies lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tie u up and force u to watch eastenders till u want to kill urself.
Perfect murder
Almost the same but the only way is Essex followed by a Geordie shore box set that should do the trick....
We could become serial killers
Equal opportunity serial killers though just to be politically correct
Of course its the only way
Fabbed a couple of pics my partner in crime..great sunnies lol"
Thanks clyde |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Suffocation (no mess)
Disposal by letting the body dry out for a few days, cutting it up into small pices, bag it and put the bags into household waste bins on a lrge estate. If you do it the night before bin collecti8n, within 24 hours the bags will be buried or burned.
OK, just scared myself!!! |
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