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"I usually just masturbate violently in front of their faces until the police arrive.
How long does that normally take?"
Long enough for me to make uncomfortable eye contact. |
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"I usually just masturbate violently in front of their faces until the police arrive.
How long does that normally take?
Long enough for me to make uncomfortable eye contact.
*adverts eyes*"
No, you look! You started this  |
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"I usually just masturbate violently in front of their faces until the police arrive.
How long does that normally take?
Long enough for me to make uncomfortable eye contact.
*adverts eyes*
No, you look! You started this "
And now it's finished.... The fuzz are outside  |
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"I usually just masturbate violently in front of their faces until the police arrive.
How long does that normally take?
Long enough for me to make uncomfortable eye contact.
*adverts eyes*
No, you look! You started this
And now it's finished.... The fuzz are outside "
Alright, I confess! I did it, ya hear? And I'm glad, GLAD I TELL YA!
What are they gonna do to me, sarge? WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO?! |
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Oooook i think i have it, wink, fab then a filthy message then a wink and a message asking why your filthy message didnt get a reply....then if all else fails violent masterbation with loooong uncomfortable eye contact  . All struggling singles this IS the path to get that meet your so longing for |
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"I usually just masturbate violently in front of their faces until the police arrive.
How long does that normally take?
Long enough for me to make uncomfortable eye contact.
*adverts eyes*
No, you look! You started this
And now it's finished.... The fuzz are outside
Alright, I confess! I did it, ya hear? And I'm glad, GLAD I TELL YA!
What are they gonna do to me, sarge? WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO?!"
Chill Winston!  |
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"Oooook i think i have it, wink, fab then a filthy message then a wink and a message asking why your filthy message didnt get a reply....then if all else fails violent masterbation with loooong uncomfortable eye contact . All struggling singles this IS the path to get that meet your so longing for"
Ya reckon?!?!?! Hmmmmmm OK will try that one but being female, will tweak it a smidge  |
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"Although a nice message is better
Not for the tongue tied amongst us lol
That's where the violent, creepy staring wankathon comes in handy. "
Ok ummmmm yes, ummmm turn the lights off on your way out please *runs* |
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fab, if every single pic has been fabbed. i kind of get the impression someone really likes me if they do that, but when i go to their page they're often 200 miles away. 
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ooh ooh, noticed several guys near me have fabbed loads of pics...not sure what to do now?
it's school holidays and i'm on and off here and can't really keep conversations going, plus not meeting either...stress. |
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"ooh ooh, noticed several guys near me have fabbed loads of pics...not sure what to do now?
it's school holidays and i'm on and off here and can't really keep conversations going, plus not meeting either...stress. "
Oh Bloody Nora!!!! But ummmmm if you are not meeting, why stress?!?!?! Enjoy the waffle |
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"ooh ooh, noticed several guys near me have fabbed loads of pics...not sure what to do now?
it's school holidays and i'm on and off here and can't really keep conversations going, plus not meeting either...stress.
Oh Bloody Nora!!!! But ummmmm if you are not meeting, why stress?!?!?! Enjoy the waffle "
I keep wandering off to do stuff and that...just wanna read and participate on here at my own speed/time. None of them have messaged me so it's all good so far i guess. |
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"ooh ooh, noticed several guys near me have fabbed loads of pics...not sure what to do now?
it's school holidays and i'm on and off here and can't really keep conversations going, plus not meeting either...stress.
Oh Bloody Nora!!!! But ummmmm if you are not meeting, why stress?!?!?! Enjoy the waffle
I keep wandering off to do stuff and that...just wanna read and participate on here at my own speed/time. None of them have messaged me so it's all good so far i guess."
And breathe lol |
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"ooh ooh, noticed several guys near me have fabbed loads of pics...not sure what to do now?
it's school holidays and i'm on and off here and can't really keep conversations going, plus not meeting either...stress.
Oh Bloody Nora!!!! But ummmmm if you are not meeting, why stress?!?!?! Enjoy the waffle
I keep wandering off to do stuff and that...just wanna read and participate on here at my own speed/time. None of them have messaged me so it's all good so far i guess.
And breathe lol"
Haha, yeah. Don't know why i panicked then.   |
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