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OK, form an orderly queue... who'd like some Benny loving?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Awwww you missing Stevie boy
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Yeah, lost Wishy, now Stevie. These bromances hurt. I thinking of sticking to women, especially ones with hairy quimage |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Front facing or doggy?
Go for Doggy as you can watch the boats come in if you get bored
So practical "
Is that me getting bored or you getting bored? If it's both of us shouldn't we just go out and eat cake?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Front facing or doggy?
Go for Doggy as you can watch the boats come in if you get bored
So practical
Is that me getting bored or you getting bored? If it's both of us shouldn't we just go out and eat cake?
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I think she is inferring you may get bored! I spurned Ruggers once and she has never forgiven me |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Front facing or doggy?
Go for Doggy as you can watch the boats come in if you get bored
So practical
Is that me getting bored or you getting bored? If it's both of us shouldn't we just go out and eat cake?
I think she is inferring you may get bored! I spurned Ruggers once and she has never forgiven me "
OK, I like looking at boats and I'll get my sketch book out.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Front facing or doggy?
Go for Doggy as you can watch the boats come in if you get bored
So practical
Is that me getting bored or you getting bored? If it's both of us shouldn't we just go out and eat cake?
I think she is inferring you may get bored! I spurned Ruggers once and she has never forgiven me
OK, I like looking at boats and I'll get my sketch book out.
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I'll try not to be too vigorous, I wouldnt want to jog you or make you colour outside the lines! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awwww you missing Stevie boy
Yeah, lost Wishy, now Stevie. These bromances hurt. I thinking of sticking to women, especially ones with hairy quimage "
What have I missed? What's happened? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm tired and can do with a spooning. So far this is the best on offer....
No funny business though, its only Monday after all. "
OK. Will keep my boxers on. Been told I cant shag a bloke this week anyway! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I could do with some loving but I'm not fighting Steve,he looks well hard
He's not here at the moment so no need to fight. When he's away Ben is fair game.
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3some with you two then?
Ruggers, can come around as well. I have some housework I need doing |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
Forum Mod O o O oo |
"Front facing or doggy?
Go for Doggy as you can watch the boats come in if you get bored
So practical
Is that me getting bored or you getting bored? If it's both of us shouldn't we just go out and eat cake?
I think she is inferring you may get bored! I spurned Ruggers once and she has never forgiven me "
Cut me to the core it did |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Front facing or doggy?
Go for Doggy as you can watch the boats come in if you get bored
So practical
Is that me getting bored or you getting bored? If it's both of us shouldn't we just go out and eat cake?
I think she is inferring you may get bored! I spurned Ruggers once and she has never forgiven me
Cut me to the core it did "
I'd say yes the next time you ask me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm tired and can do with a spooning. So far this is the best on offer....
No funny business though, its only Monday after all.
OK. Will keep my boxers on. Been told I cant shag a bloke this week anyway! "
Are you on a period?
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
Forum Mod O o O oo |
"I could do with some loving but I'm not fighting Steve,he looks well hard
He's not here at the moment so no need to fight. When he's away Ben is fair game.
3some with you two then?
Ruggers, can come around as well. I have some housework I need doing "
Do I get to wear my maids outfit or do you just want the rubber gloves used this time? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm tired and can do with a spooning. So far this is the best on offer....
No funny business though, its only Monday after all.
OK. Will keep my boxers on. Been told I cant shag a bloke this week anyway!
Are you on a period?
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Yes, a period of celibacy. It will be over in a few days |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I could do with some loving but I'm not fighting Steve,he looks well hard
He's not here at the moment so no need to fight. When he's away Ben is fair game.
3some with you two then?
Ruggers, can come around as well. I have some housework I need doing
Do I get to wear my maids outfit or do you just want the rubber gloves used this time?"
Rubber gloves, extra lube please
Dont stop until you get past your elbow and can work my mouth like a glove puppet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm tired and can do with a spooning. So far this is the best on offer....
No funny business though, its only Monday after all.
OK. Will keep my boxers on. Been told I cant shag a bloke this week anyway!
Are you on a period?
Yes, a period of celibacy. It will be over in a few days "
May i recommend small pieces of tissues for the nosebleeds?
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
Forum Mod O o O oo |
"I could do with some loving but I'm not fighting Steve,he looks well hard
He's not here at the moment so no need to fight. When he's away Ben is fair game.
3some with you two then?
Ruggers, can come around as well. I have some housework I need doing
Do I get to wear my maids outfit or do you just want the rubber gloves used this time?
Rubber gloves, extra lube please
Dont stop until you get past your elbow and can work my mouth like a glove puppet"
No lube it is then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm tired and can do with a spooning. So far this is the best on offer....
No funny business though, its only Monday after all.
OK. Will keep my boxers on. Been told I cant shag a bloke this week anyway!
Are you on a period?
Yes, a period of celibacy. It will be over in a few days
May i recommend small pieces of tissues for the nosebleeds?
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Are you a First Aider? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I could do with some loving but I'm not fighting Steve,he looks well hard
He's not here at the moment so no need to fight. When he's away Ben is fair game.
3some with you two then?
Ruggers, can come around as well. I have some housework I need doing
Do I get to wear my maids outfit or do you just want the rubber gloves used this time?
Rubber gloves, extra lube please
Dont stop until you get past your elbow and can work my mouth like a glove puppet
No lube it is then"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm tired and can do with a spooning. So far this is the best on offer....
No funny business though, its only Monday after all.
OK. Will keep my boxers on. Been told I cant shag a bloke this week anyway!
Are you on a period?
Yes, a period of celibacy. It will be over in a few days
May i recommend small pieces of tissues for the nosebleeds?
Are you a Fist Aider? "
Only if Ruggers need help.
Difficult removals are my area of expertise. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll be the fluffer for the woman for when you need a break from all the fucking you beast
Are you trying to sneak into Ben's pants with Steve away? Fluffing women as a cover."
Yeah |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm sorry....I apologise for interrupting your thread but
When I saw Benny in the title ........I just think of Benny from Crossroads "
I have a booble hat somewhere if it gets your quim quivering |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sorry....I apologise for interrupting your thread but
When I saw Benny in the title ........I just think of Benny from Crossroads
I have a booble hat somewhere if it gets your quim quivering "
Oh swoon |
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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago
Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14 |
"I'm tired and can do with a spooning. So far this is the best on offer....
No funny business though, its only Monday after all.
OK. Will keep my boxers on. Been told I cant shag a bloke
this week anyway! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stevie is on the forum. Shhh, everyone.
Not anymore, I'm off for a shower and bed. The answer, of course, is yes. The question, however, is not 'is steve a twat?' "
Don't be jel Steve,be a sharer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm tired and can do with a spooning. So far this is the best on offer....
No funny business though, its only Monday after all.
OK. Will keep my boxers on. Been told I cant shag a bloke this week anyway! "
LOL |
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