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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Our garden has been inundated with feckin huge spiders! There's loads of 'em and they've built webs everywhere, which I don't mind so much as they eat caterpillars and they're just devil's spawn. Now I don't know what the spider Heirarchy is when it comes to keeping out of another spider's web.. do they get arsey about it?
The reason I ask is that outside our garden is a telegraph pole with a dozen wires leading from it in all different directions - just like a web.. and I've often wondered if spiders look at it and think, "I ain't messing with THAT dude, nosiree!"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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conkers?? what have conkers got to do with anything??
i am an arachnophobe and now live on my own so relying heavily on my dyson sucking up the huge feckers!!!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"are they stripey ones? my whole garden is infested with them  one of my 3 year old twins is terrified of spiders so I have had quite a few meltdowns "
Yeah, lightly coloured ones with stripes. Loads of 'em! I never kill them if they get in the house, I just catch them in a glass and chuck them out. They do too much good in the garden to warrant killing. I caught a few earlier in the summer and released them into my cabbage patch after caterpillars had decided Chez Wishy was THE place to dine. Not anymore. Spidey and his chums gobbled them all up. |
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yup that's them...they are everywhere in the house too...and my son, bless him...likes to tell anyone who comes in the house just how many are about...lol...they are fast buggers building those webs too...did a full sweep of the house 2 days ago and the next morning my house inside and out looks like something from a horror movie...cobwebs everywhere...lol |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"yup that's them...they are everywhere in the house too...and my son, bless him...likes to tell anyone who comes in the house just how many are about...lol...they are fast buggers building those webs too...did a full sweep of the house 2 days ago and the next morning my house inside and out looks like something from a horror movie...cobwebs everywhere...lol"
but don't they look lovely with the early morning dew on them? Where we live (out in the sticks) we have spiders all the time, they seem very attracted to our facia boards and window frames for some reason |
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"yup that's them...they are everywhere in the house too...and my son, bless him...likes to tell anyone who comes in the house just how many are about...lol...they are fast buggers building those webs too...did a full sweep of the house 2 days ago and the next morning my house inside and out looks like something from a horror movie...cobwebs everywhere...lol
but don't they look lovely with the early morning dew on them? Where we live (out in the sticks) we have spiders all the time, they seem very attracted to our facia boards and window frames for some reason"
yes...I don't mind them so much when they are on the outside...lol...they keep building webs on the front door so when I open the outside door of the porch one of the twins freaks out and will not go outside...lol...not good when you are trying to get all 3 out the door to walk to perschool...lol |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"yup that's them...they are everywhere in the house too...and my son, bless him...likes to tell anyone who comes in the house just how many are about...lol...they are fast buggers building those webs too...did a full sweep of the house 2 days ago and the next morning my house inside and out looks like something from a horror movie...cobwebs everywhere...lol
but don't they look lovely with the early morning dew on them? Where we live (out in the sticks) we have spiders all the time, they seem very attracted to our facia boards and window frames for some reason
yes...I don't mind them so much when they are on the outside...lol...they keep building webs on the front door so when I open the outside door of the porch one of the twins freaks out and will not go outside...lol...not good when you are trying to get all 3 out the door to walk to perschool...lol"
fortunately we don't have the problem of 3 year olds  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm normally petrified of spiders and was gutted When recently one took up residence in my shower. Happened to change my staus to tell the world. A guy on site offered to come rescue me in exchange for a wee cuppa. He turned up half an hour later, got rid of spider and we chatted over coffee. We clicked and ended up getting my pussy licked for hours and then got fucked. I can't wait to get another spider in my house. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm normally petrified of spiders and was gutted When recently one took up residence in my shower. Happened to change my staus to tell the world. A guy on site offered to come rescue me in exchange for a wee cuppa. He turned up half an hour later, got rid of spider and we chatted over coffee. We clicked and ended up getting my pussy licked for hours and then got fucked. I can't wait to get another spider in my house. Lol "
Now that really IS your friendly neighbourhood Spiderman! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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but don't they look lovely with the early morning dew on them? Where we live (out in the sticks) we have spiders all the time, they seem very attracted to our facia boards and window frames for some reason"
Little bugs and flying insects are attracted to the house lights from windows and glazed doors. Thats why the webs are on your frames.
If you put conkers down, dont forget to pierce the skins. |
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Strangley, i seemed to have had an invasion in the house yesterday, they seemed to be everywhere, massive one in the bath and lots of little ones in the bathroom. I used to be petrified of spiders when i was younger but thankfully i seemed to outgrow it in my 20's. I still wouldnt pick one up but im quite happy for them to be here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thye hate conkers ya know....
I was watching the courtship of said spiders in the garden wednesday.
Very interesting to. Just as it was getting hot and heavy...
I swatted them with a newspaper
Kin having un protected sex in my garden !! i dont think so  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thye hate conkers ya know....
I was watching the courtship of said spiders in the garden wednesday.
Very interesting to. Just as it was getting hot and heavy...
I swatted them with a newspaper
Kin having un protected sex in my garden !! i dont think so "
Your actions will be widely reported ... on the web! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oh my god, im an arachnophobe so i praying that the invasion of the spiders does not make its way to my house or garden  "
Whistle at spiders, they run away! Pull the legs off the spiders and whistle, they wont move! MORAL: Pull the legs off spiders.... They go deaf! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol, it may well be a rouse.
No i have never seen a web in a conker tree but to be honest ive never looked for one "
As kids i can remember seeing spiders webs in horse chestnut trees. |
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lol
i put on my facebook status today about spiders. one jumped out at me today, i screamed then cried and it chased me along the landing so i threw 5 towels at it and then jumped on the towels like a maniac, then i was sick!!!! hehe. Adam found me in a right state 10 minutes later but he got rid of it! bless him! hate the buggars, im going conker picking tomorrow!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"lol
i put on my facebook status today about spiders. one jumped out at me today, i screamed then cried and it chased me along the landing so i threw 5 towels at it and then jumped on the towels like a maniac, then i was sick!!!! hehe. Adam found me in a right state 10 minutes later but he got rid of it! bless him! hate the buggars, im going conker picking tomorrow!!"
Well jokes aside...
I had 4 conkers in my living room last year and didnt see one spider.
They all at the dor sniffing the scent see....kin cowards.
so they waited for me upstairs 
conkers all over the house this year. |
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