A mars a day helps you work, rest and play. - Utter bollocks, If my Mum grounded me as a kid it was just a mars and work.
The flake woman rubbing one out in the bath
The caramel bunny, sexy lil cartoon fucker she is |
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over a year ago
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A finger of Fudge is just enjoy to give your kids a treat, a finger of Fudge is just enough until its time to eat, its full of Cadbury goodness and very small and ...neat?...sweet?? |
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Will it be jacket spuds tonight
Will it be carrots or frozen peas
Will it be mushrooms
Fried onion rings
We'll have to wait and see
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We hope it's chips it's chips. |
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Everyone's a Fruit & Nut case...
don't know any more words but I can hum the tune!
the previous posts about Toblerone also reminded me of a Dairylea advert - and the line from a song by Half Man Half Biscuit that was based on it:
"If you've ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow
You need butter, milk and cheese, and an equilateral chainsaw."
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By (user no longer on site)
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•The Milkybar Kid is strong and tough, and only the best is good enough,
•The creamiest milk, the whitest bar, the good taste that's in MILKYBAR!!
•The Milkybars are on Me!!
•Milkybar so creamy white, Nestle's MILKYBAR
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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago
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Mr Soft, from the softmints ad.
More like I've just smoked a k of and I'm off to the shop for munchies but the world is sooooooooo spongy.
Or the Tango face slap phenomenon. That was genius, but was to blame for almost deafening my brother after the gentle Tango head slap, he got one day. |
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Bloody yorkie.....the not for girls campaign!
I was on a promotions team for that giving out freebies....but only allowed to give them to blokes....it was a fucking nightmare! We did the promotion in liverpools willamson square...
Try telling loads of women they can't have chocolate on the basis of them being women....fuck doing that again |
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"Bloody yorkie.....the not for girls campaign!
I was on a promotions team for that giving out freebies....but only allowed to give them to blokes....it was a fucking nightmare! We did the promotion in liverpools willamson square...
Try telling loads of women they can't have chocolate on the basis of them being women....fuck doing that again "
Still have the nightmares do you? |
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"Bloody yorkie.....the not for girls campaign!
I was on a promotions team for that giving out freebies....but only allowed to give them to blokes....it was a fucking nightmare! We did the promotion in liverpools willamson square...
Try telling loads of women they can't have chocolate on the basis of them being women....fuck doing that again "
Brave!! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"What has a hazelnut in every bite?
The new limited edition Snickers. 
TOPIC!
Snickers (or Marathon in my day) is peanuts x"
The new limited edition one is in a green wrapper and is hazelnuts.
I don't make mistakes like that about chocolate. I know my Topic from my Snickers (Marathon in my day too).
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"What has a hazelnut in every bite?
The new limited edition Snickers.
TOPIC!
Snickers (or Marathon in my day) is peanuts x
The new limited edition one is in a green wrapper and is hazelnuts.
I don't make mistakes like that about chocolate. I know my Topic from my Snickers (Marathon in my day too).
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wow - I bow to your superior knowledge. Now I need to find me one of those green-wrapped Snickers! x |
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I'd love to try a snickers bar!
I have a severe nut allergy though, and would die within a matter of minutes without my Epipen, even after one little nibble!
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"A mars a day helps you work, rest and play. - Utter bollocks, If my Mum grounded me as a kid it was just a mars and work.
The flake woman rubbing one out in the bath
The caramel bunny, sexy lil cartoon fucker she is"
My dad worked with the guy who came up with that Mars slogan. He got a box of Mars bars for his trouble! True story.
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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NUTS! Whole hazelnuts...Cadbury's take them and they cover them in chocolate...
I'm a secret lemonade drinker...R White's, R Whites (Elvis Costello playing on the ad cos it was his dad doing the singing)
They peel them with their metal knives...boil them for 20 of their minutes...then they smash them all to bits...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Harry Enfields ad he did for Dime bars.
Dime...
Dime Bar...
Dime...
That guys a nutter!!
Still use "you dime bar" phrase to this day cos of that ad!"
"Smooth on the inside, crunchy on the outside! Armadillos! You're a bit thick really aren't you? Mmm!"
LOVED this!
Also Pepparami - it's a bit of an animal. |
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"Bloody yorkie.....the not for girls campaign!
I was on a promotions team for that giving out freebies....but only allowed to give them to blokes....it was a fucking nightmare! We did the promotion in liverpools willamson square...
Try telling loads of women they can't have chocolate on the basis of them being women....fuck doing that again
Still have the nightmares do you?"
Can't go within six feet of one now....it's a nightmare getting to the till in little corner shops....I just break out in sweats and everyone starts sounding like an angry scouse lass demanding chocolate and calling me names....I have to throw money over the counter and run, forget hanging about for change! I've lost thousands of quid that way...more than I made in wages on that promotion.
I might sue nestle! Thanks for the advice!
I'll buy you a yorkie as a thankyou |
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"A mars a day helps you work, rest and play. - Utter bollocks, If my Mum grounded me as a kid it was just a mars and work.
The flake woman rubbing one out in the bath
The caramel bunny, sexy lil cartoon fucker she is
My dad worked with the guy who came up with that Mars slogan. He got a box of Mars bars for his trouble! True story.
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Tight bastards, dont matter how big that box was |
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