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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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Ok, so to beat the Monday morning blues, just post any old crap on here. Thought provoking or not, your contribution is valuable to nobody but yourself.
Something for you to ponder over your cornflakes, would you sooner be attacked by a bear, or a bear with a gun |
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"Well that bear should have been taught by it's parents to never play with guns!
Perhaps It was an American bear and has a right to bear arms? "
Well it's still a very very naughty bear,just because you can,doesn't mean you should! |
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"Well that bear should have been taught by it's parents to never play with guns!
Perhaps It was an American bear and has a right to bear arms?
Well it's still a very very naughty bear,just because you can,doesn't mean you should!"
How would it eat with no bear arms? Where would it keep it's bear paws? |
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"Well that bear should have been taught by it's parents to never play with guns!
Perhaps It was an American bear and has a right to bear arms?
Well it's still a very very naughty bear,just because you can,doesn't mean you should!
How would it eat with no bear arms? Where would it keep it's bear paws? "
You ask way to many questions you know! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well that bear should have been taught by it's parents to never play with guns!
Perhaps It was an American bear and has a right to bear arms?
Well it's still a very very naughty bear,just because you can,doesn't mean you should!
How would it eat with no bear arms? Where would it keep it's bear paws?
You ask way to many questions you know!"
I'm like a nosy kid a meet with me is often likened to babysitting..... |
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"Well that bear should have been taught by it's parents to never play with guns!
Perhaps It was an American bear and has a right to bear arms?
Well it's still a very very naughty bear,just because you can,doesn't mean you should!
How would it eat with no bear arms? Where would it keep it's bear paws?
You ask way to many questions you know!
I'm like a nosy kid a meet with me is often likened to babysitting....."
Well they do say the only way to learn is to ask questions. What's the weather doing today,I haven't got my backside out of bed yet? Is that coffee in your cup? |
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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago
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"Well it's Yogi bear obviously, and he's packing a water pistol
Is that what he uses to jack tourists for their pick-a-nick baskets? "
Noooo silly billy, he uses an Acme Colt that Boo Boo bear nicked off Ranger Smith for that |
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Well they do say the only way to learn is to ask questions. What's the weather doing today,I haven't got my backside out of bed yet? Is that coffee in your cup? "
Overcast - and it is coffee - how do you like your eggs? |
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Well they do say the only way to learn is to ask questions. What's the weather doing today,I haven't got my backside out of bed yet? Is that coffee in your cup?
Overcast - and it is coffee - how do you like your eggs?"
Scrambled,served by a hunk in a pinny! |
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Well they do say the only way to learn is to ask questions. What's the weather doing today,I haven't got my backside out of bed yet? Is that coffee in your cup?
Overcast - and it is coffee - how do you like your eggs?
Scrambled,served by a hunk in a pinny!"
Don't have a pinny.... towel? |
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Well they do say the only way to learn is to ask questions. What's the weather doing today,I haven't got my backside out of bed yet? Is that coffee in your cup?
Overcast - and it is coffee - how do you like your eggs?
Scrambled,served by a hunk in a pinny!
Don't have a pinny.... towel?"
What size towel? Big one not good,small one more than acceptable |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Well they do say the only way to learn is to ask questions. What's the weather doing today,I haven't got my backside out of bed yet? Is that coffee in your cup?
Overcast - and it is coffee - how do you like your eggs?
Scrambled,served by a hunk in a pinny!
Don't have a pinny.... towel?
What size towel? Big one not good,small one more than acceptable "
Big enough to prevent any potential injury during the cooking of your eggs
Just big enough..... |
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Well they do say the only way to learn is to ask questions. What's the weather doing today,I haven't got my backside out of bed yet? Is that coffee in your cup?
Overcast - and it is coffee - how do you like your eggs?
Scrambled,served by a hunk in a pinny!
Don't have a pinny.... towel?
What size towel? Big one not good,small one more than acceptable
Big enough to prevent any potential injury during the cooking of your eggs
Just big enough....."
Good thinking,safety first. Scrambled eggs,toast,coffee,half teaspoon sugar,thankyou... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Well they do say the only way to learn is to ask questions. What's the weather doing today,I haven't got my backside out of bed yet? Is that coffee in your cup?
Overcast - and it is coffee - how do you like your eggs?
Scrambled,served by a hunk in a pinny!
Don't have a pinny.... towel?
What size towel? Big one not good,small one more than acceptable
Big enough to prevent any potential injury during the cooking of your eggs
Just big enough.....
Good thinking,safety first. Scrambled eggs,toast,coffee,half teaspoon sugar,thankyou..."
Salted butter on the toast?
Coffee black or white? |
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Well they do say the only way to learn is to ask questions. What's the weather doing today,I haven't got my backside out of bed yet? Is that coffee in your cup?
Overcast - and it is coffee - how do you like your eggs?
Scrambled,served by a hunk in a pinny!
Don't have a pinny.... towel?
What size towel? Big one not good,small one more than acceptable
Big enough to prevent any potential injury during the cooking of your eggs
Just big enough.....
Good thinking,safety first. Scrambled eggs,toast,coffee,half teaspoon sugar,thankyou...
Salted butter on the toast?
Coffee black or white?"
I'm easy going on the butter,whatever is available. White coffee please,semi skimmed milk,but again I'm easy... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Well they do say the only way to learn is to ask questions. What's the weather doing today,I haven't got my backside out of bed yet? Is that coffee in your cup?
Overcast - and it is coffee - how do you like your eggs?
Scrambled,served by a hunk in a pinny!
Don't have a pinny.... towel?
What size towel? Big one not good,small one more than acceptable
Big enough to prevent any potential injury during the cooking of your eggs
Just big enough.....
Good thinking,safety first. Scrambled eggs,toast,coffee,half teaspoon sugar,thankyou...
Salted butter on the toast?
Coffee black or white?
I'm easy going on the butter,whatever is available. White coffee please,semi skimmed milk,but again I'm easy..."
move up..... |
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Well they do say the only way to learn is to ask questions. What's the weather doing today,I haven't got my backside out of bed yet? Is that coffee in your cup?
Overcast - and it is coffee - how do you like your eggs?
Scrambled,served by a hunk in a pinny!
Don't have a pinny.... towel?
What size towel? Big one not good,small one more than acceptable
Big enough to prevent any potential injury during the cooking of your eggs
Just big enough.....
Good thinking,safety first. Scrambled eggs,toast,coffee,half teaspoon sugar,thankyou...
Salted butter on the toast?
Coffee black or white?
I'm easy going on the butter,whatever is available. White coffee please,semi skimmed milk,but again I'm easy...
move up....."
I'm flipping up now,the service was taking way to long. I can always get back in though,it can be for my lunch instead |
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Oh and whilst were on the subject of pants, why does Donald duck never wear trousers yet when he gets out of the shower he wraps a towel round his waist... |
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"Can anyone explain why I'm not hungry unless I eat then I'm starving? I think my metabolism is on backwards"
this is so me
as soon as one thing goes past my lips I just need more, more, more |
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"Oh and whilst were on the subject of pants, why does Donald duck never wear trousers yet when he gets out of the shower he wraps a towel round his waist...
So we don't see his imaginary cock!"
But he's happy to wave it around the rest of the time? In front of his nephews too? |
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"Oh and whilst were on the subject of pants, why does Donald duck never wear trousers yet when he gets out of the shower he wraps a towel round his waist...
So we don't see his imaginary cock!
But he's happy to wave it around the rest of the time? In front of his nephews too? "
Don't worry about that,his nephews can't see it,it's imaginary don't forget! |
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"Why do all clouds look like Bruce Forsyth in profile? I'm fucking sick of it.
Bruce Forsyth is accountable for many of life's unexplained mysteries "
Something I am slowly discovering old friend. *strokes chin* |
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