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Are you a sad, lonely, old singleton? Have you got the post-Valentine's Day blues? Never fear, just do what I do and play popular reality TV show The Bachelor in your head with all your female Facebook friends.
Yeah, who's laughing now, eh? With 50 women at your beck and call, you could be the envy of all your friends, just like me. I'm Egomaniac, I'm 30 years old and I'm a chimerical stud muffin. |
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" I'm Egomaniac, I'm 30 years old and I'm a chimerical stud muffin.
Oi! You can't be chimerical, that's me!!  "
the chimera - a mythical creature which had (among other attributes) a head attached to the middle of its body?
I'd happily attach my head - lips and tongue first - to somewhere near the middle of yours x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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" I'm Egomaniac, I'm 30 years old and I'm a chimerical stud muffin.
Oi! You can't be chimerical, that's me!!
the chimera - a mythical creature which had (among other attributes) a head attached to the middle of its body?
I'd happily attach my head - lips and tongue first - to somewhere near the middle of yours x"
Fuck me, I'm not a woman, but that worked even on me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" I'm Egomaniac, I'm 30 years old and I'm a chimerical stud muffin.
Oi! You can't be chimerical, that's me!!
the chimera - a mythical creature which had (among other attributes) a head attached to the middle of its body?
I'd happily attach my head - lips and tongue first - to somewhere near the middle of yours x
Fuck me, I'm not a woman, but that worked even on me "
well it's the closest you'll get to a valentine from me matey !  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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" I'm Egomaniac, I'm 30 years old and I'm a chimerical stud muffin.
Oi! You can't be chimerical, that's me!!
the chimera - a mythical creature which had (among other attributes) a head attached to the middle of its body?
I'd happily attach my head - lips and tongue first - to somewhere near the middle of yours x
Fuck me, I'm not a woman, but that worked even on me
well it's the closest you'll get to a valentine from me matey ! "
You should be a mentor for guys who don't have much luck with first messages to women. Teach me, sensai. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" I'm Egomaniac, I'm 30 years old and I'm a chimerical stud muffin.
Oi! You can't be chimerical, that's me!!
the chimera - a mythical creature which had (among other attributes) a head attached to the middle of its body?
I'd happily attach my head - lips and tongue first - to somewhere near the middle of yours x
Fuck me, I'm not a woman, but that worked even on me
well it's the closest you'll get to a valentine from me matey !
You should be a mentor for guys who don't have much luck with first messages to women. Teach me, sensai."
perhaps surprisingly, knowledge of ancient greek mythological creatures is only rarely of any use... |
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