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the things you wish your kids wouldn't say
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I've always prided myself on the fact that we've always had an open honest relationship, but he doesn't know where to draw the line.
Wednesday when I met them he announced he likes his balls stroked to go to sleep.
Just now he's said their going for a pizza before the cinema as she might hopefully get some ideas and drag him home  |
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"I couldnt begin to tell the discussions my son and I have.
They usually end up with hilarious laughter. Guess we have never learned what boundaries are.  "
makes me bloody laugh, your right I never taught him boundaries.
I remember when he was about six he sat on my knee and asked me if I'd allow him to have sex when he's older  |
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over a year ago
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Coming from a young girl, I can always be open with my parents (can't say they know about me and Fab though) and it has made it a lot easier to trust them and tell them when I've done something wrong/stupid and when I need help. A lot of people I know have parents who don't want to hear certain things come out of their mouth, even if we are young adults and I think that restricts their relationship! X |
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"Coming from a young girl, I can always be open with my parents (can't say they know about me and Fab though) and it has made it a lot easier to trust them and tell them when I've done something wrong/stupid and when I need help. A lot of people I know have parents who don't want to hear certain things come out of their mouth, even if we are young adults and I think that restricts their relationship! X"
I agree I've been through a lot of serious issues with my son and I know a lot of kids would of his it from their parents, funny thing is when he got to being a teen and just did stuff to wind me up I'd shout but if I was quite and spoke normally he knew it was serious.
Can't see the point in losing the plot over something that's already done much better to discuss how its not going to happen again
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By *horltzMan
over a year ago
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"I speak to my son openly and honestly , and him me ( to an extent ) But what really annoys me is when he utters the words "in a minute"wait till he starts grunting "
He grunts constantly between "in a minutes" |
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"One of mine today learnt to shout "we're stealing this car!" as we drive out of a car park.
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that's just reminded me of when my son was about 2 1/2 and just making sentences, I accident my hit him in the face with a toy and made his nose bleed, he went round telling everyone I'd made his nose bleed |
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"One of mine today learnt to shout "we're stealing this car!" as we drive out of a car park.
that's just reminded me of when my son was about 2 1/2 and just making sentences, I accident my hit him in the face with a toy and made his nose bleed, he went round telling everyone I'd made his nose bleed "
Haha. My other one told me he was going to tell his teacher that I hit him. I asked why, as I've never ever hit him and don't believe in spanking kids, etc. He said it's because I wouldn't give him a biscuit. |
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My lad is 4 next week and comes out with some stuff that makes me cry laughing and other stuff that makes me want the earth to swallow me up!
Took him to the local swimming pool and in the jacuzzi pool he announced 'are there loads of people farting in here'
He also told me that the black kid in the orange trunks looked like a chocolate orange! I nearly died. We had a stern chat after that one! |
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"One of mine today learnt to shout "we're stealing this car!" as we drive out of a car park.
that's just reminded me of when my son was about 2 1/2 and just making sentences, I accident my hit him in the face with a toy and made his nose bleed, he went round telling everyone I'd made his nose bleed
Haha. My other one told me he was going to tell his teacher that I hit him. I asked why, as I've never ever hit him and don't believe in spanking kids, etc. He said it's because I wouldn't give him a biscuit."
omg, that is funny. I have a really posh friend and her little girl was about four when the baby was born and was being naughty at the checkout so my friend told her off, she did no more than run to the front of the supermarket and curl up in a ball shouting don't bear me mummy |
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"One of mine today learnt to shout "we're stealing this car!" as we drive out of a car park.
that's just reminded me of when my son was about 2 1/2 and just making sentences, I accident my hit him in the face with a toy and made his nose bleed, he went round telling everyone I'd made his nose bleed
Haha. My other one told me he was going to tell his teacher that I hit him. I asked why, as I've never ever hit him and don't believe in spanking kids, etc. He said it's because I wouldn't give him a biscuit."
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I'd have forced him to eat the whole pack and wash it down with full day and then say... Ha that'll teach yer  |
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My middle daughters the worse, she tells me everything she gets upto sexually, she only does it to piss me off she finds it funny
I have to walk away sometimes as i really do not want to know
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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago
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"My lad is 4 next week and comes out with some stuff that makes me cry laughing and other stuff that makes me want the earth to swallow me up!
Took him to the local swimming pool and in the jacuzzi pool he announced 'are there loads of people farting in here'
He also told me that the black kid in the orange trunks looked like a chocolate orange! I nearly died. We had a stern chat after that one! "
Lmao @ the chocolate orange  |
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"One of mine today learnt to shout "we're stealing this car!" as we drive out of a car park.
that's just reminded me of when my son was about 2 1/2 and just making sentences, I accident my hit him in the face with a toy and made his nose bleed, he went round telling everyone I'd made his nose bleed
Haha. My other one told me he was going to tell his teacher that I hit him. I asked why, as I've never ever hit him and don't believe in spanking kids, etc. He said it's because I wouldn't give him a biscuit..
I'd have forced him to eat the whole pack and wash it down with full day and then say... Ha that'll teach yer "
I'm hoping you are joking?
I am constantly in the head's office anyway so I did mention that he'd said this to cover my back. They know what he's like (and what I'm like) so he wouldn't get very far announcing something like that, bless him. Points for trying though! |
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"My lad is 4 next week and comes out with some stuff that makes me cry laughing and other stuff that makes me want the earth to swallow me up!
Took him to the local swimming pool and in the jacuzzi pool he announced 'are there loads of people farting in here'
He also told me that the black kid in the orange trunks looked like a chocolate orange! I nearly died. We had a stern chat after that one!
Lmao @ the chocolate orange
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"One of mine today learnt to shout "we're stealing this car!" as we drive out of a car park.
that's just reminded me of when my son was about 2 1/2 and just making sentences, I accident my hit him in the face with a toy and made his nose bleed, he went round telling everyone I'd made his nose bleed
Haha. My other one told me he was going to tell his teacher that I hit him. I asked why, as I've never ever hit him and don't believe in spanking kids, etc. He said it's because I wouldn't give him a biscuit..
I'd have forced him to eat the whole pack and wash it down with full day and then say... Ha that'll teach yer
I'm hoping you are joking?
I am constantly in the head's office anyway so I did mention that he'd said this to cover my back. They know what he's like (and what I'm like) so he wouldn't get very far announcing something like that, bless him. Points for trying though!"
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Of course I was joking, everybody knows the best solution in that instance is to lock them in a cupboard |
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"One of mine today learnt to shout "we're stealing this car!" as we drive out of a car park.
that's just reminded me of when my son was about 2 1/2 and just making sentences, I accident my hit him in the face with a toy and made his nose bleed, he went round telling everyone I'd made his nose bleed
Haha. My other one told me he was going to tell his teacher that I hit him. I asked why, as I've never ever hit him and don't believe in spanking kids, etc. He said it's because I wouldn't give him a biscuit..
I'd have forced him to eat the whole pack and wash it down with full day and then say... Ha that'll teach yer
I'm hoping you are joking?
I am constantly in the head's office anyway so I did mention that he'd said this to cover my back. They know what he's like (and what I'm like) so he wouldn't get very far announcing something like that, bless him. Points for trying though!.
Of course I was joking, everybody knows the best solution in that instance is to lock them in a cupboard "
Sorry, I have to check, because some of the things you hear parents say they do to their kids is more than a little disturbing! |
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being called into my son's school because he's told all the other kids in his class how babies are made (he's 7) lol needless to say there wasn't much I could say at the time because he was correct with what he said but sitting there in the little kids chair while being told all this by the headmaster was not good!!! lol |
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There's a few funny books out by Sarah Greene'Radio 2 about stories that listeners would write in with every day to do with the funny things their kids have said.
I cant remember the name but they were a 'Children in need' fund raiser. |
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"My lad is 4 next week and comes out with some stuff that makes me cry laughing and other stuff that makes me want the earth to swallow me up!
Took him to the local swimming pool and in the jacuzzi pool he announced 'are there loads of people farting in here'
He also told me that the black kid in the orange trunks looked like a chocolate orange! I nearly died. We had a stern chat after that one! "
that made me giggle |
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