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Please remember the single people
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Whilst we are celebrating the birth of Valentine, lets not forget those who are unloved.
This is a sad day for the singles amongst us. And with your help, we can do something about it.
Just £5, will but a 4 pack of beer, to make the day more tolerable. £25 will give them access to a dating website. For £100, they can hire themselves a sex worker who will make sure they are looked after.
With your help and donations, we can make single people happier.
Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whilst we are celebrating the birth of Valentine, lets not forget those who are unloved.
This is a sad day for the singles amongst us. And with your help, we can do something about it.
Just £5, will but a 4 pack of beer, to make the day more tolerable. £25 will give them access to a dating website. For £100, they can hire themselves a sex worker who will make sure they are looked after.
With your help and donations, we can make single people happier.
Thank you"
Text 70043682905683668200 to donate 10p. Perms and conditioner available at a local hairdresser  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got a lovely evening planned. I'm cooking a lovely meal for some one special, followed by some chocolate fudge cake desert, plenty of candles and maybe a lovely hot bath together.
I love you, forever, my pal my right hand |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im going to drink myself into oblivion.. Becoming single again just before valentines is heart breaking"
Oh poor thing x
Enjoy the rugby, do what makes you smile |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've got a lovely evening planned. I'm cooking a lovely meal for some one special, followed by some chocolate fudge cake desert, plenty of candles and maybe a lovely hot bath together.
I love you, forever, my pal my right hand "
Aww I was actually going a bit mushy for you there for a while |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im going to drink myself into oblivion.. Becoming single again just before valentines is heart breaking
Oh poor thing x
Enjoy the rugby, do what makes you smile"
Doubt i'll see it ive already started drinking |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im going to drink myself into oblivion.. Becoming single again just before valentines is heart breaking
Oh poor thing x
Enjoy the rugby, do what makes you smile
Doubt i'll see it ive already started drinking "
And so like I said ... |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Original post almost makes it look like being single is a bad thing.
Original post was a parody of those charity ads you see on TV. "
I got it. I think most of us did.
I've been looking at shoes in the hope I'll get donations |
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"I've got a lovely evening planned. I'm cooking a lovely meal for some one special, followed by some chocolate fudge cake desert, plenty of candles and maybe a lovely hot bath together.
I love you, forever, my pal my right hand "
Technically your right hand is helping |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've got a lovely evening planned. I'm cooking a lovely meal for some one special, followed by some chocolate fudge cake desert, plenty of candles and maybe a lovely hot bath together.
I love you, forever, my pal my right hand
Technically your right hand is helping"
True. I could use yours hands instead ? |
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"I've got a lovely evening planned. I'm cooking a lovely meal for some one special, followed by some chocolate fudge cake desert, plenty of candles and maybe a lovely hot bath together.
I love you, forever, my pal my right hand
Technically your right hand is helping
True. I could use yours hands instead ?"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've got a lovely evening planned. I'm cooking a lovely meal for some one special, followed by some chocolate fudge cake desert, plenty of candles and maybe a lovely hot bath together.
I love you, forever, my pal my right hand
Technically your right hand is helping
True. I could use yours hands instead ?
Right hand waving *** "
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"Whilst we are celebrating the birth of Valentine, lets not forget those who are unloved.
This is a sad day for the singles amongst us. And with your help, we can do something about it.
Just £5, will but a 4 pack of beer, to make the day more tolerable. £25 will give them access to a dating website. For £100, they can hire themselves a sex worker who will make sure they are looked after.
With your help and donations, we can make single people happier.
Thank you"
. There are lots of contented single people . In many cases being single gives you much more control over your life and within reason you can do as you pleasure . There are probably far more people with partners who are unhappy but are unable to do anything about it . |
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I get to not celebrate valentines and not celebrate my wedding anniversary today!!
BUT I'm a damn site happier on my own than I ever was in a bad relationship. And I hope that if I ever do find mr right that we can show each other that we care on any day, a card and Chocs on a set day means nothing. |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
since I can't drink can i have my £5 donation go on 3 1ltr cartons or strawberry milk... and a lotto ticket for tonight (lucky dip) 
strawberry milk... rugby and footy.... its like i am 12 all over again!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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News flash, there's a single party at mine tonight.
Confirmed attendees so far are;
- nobody,
But you better hurry cos space is limited + I might fall asleep
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