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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
It depends who was trying to bribe me!
Some people could bribe me into bed with a smile. Some couldn't do it for anything short of offering me my own private jet and a private island in the Caribbean. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
A hot man wielding a tub of peanut butter cup Ben & Jerry's and not a spoon in sight would do it. Or the red 3 strap Vivien Westwood platforms I had a shoegasm over. Or a pretty lady in pretty lingerie on crisp white cotton bedding.
Or for very special people a bag of Space Raiders, Monster Munch or Transform-a-Snacks is all it takes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bottle of Bollinger, leg spreader bar & a sexy man in nothing but a pair of cotton pj bottoms..
You can keep your chocolate orange, you will need your energy   "
I don't wear PJ's lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bottle of Bollinger, leg spreader bar & a sexy man in nothing but a pair of cotton pj bottoms..
You can keep your chocolate orange, you will need your energy
I don't wear PJ's lol"
I'm sure I can work with that lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just for a laugh and a bit of fun.
If you could be bribed into bed. What would do it?
Terry's chocolate orange for me. 
Just bought one of them today  "
Ditto. Half price in Tesco. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooh, I'm pretty low maintenance ... Make me a decent cuppa(none of your Tetley pishh!) and I'll do whatever you want! "
How about some good old Yorkshire Tea? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooh, I'm pretty low maintenance ... Make me a decent cuppa(none of your Tetley pishh!) and I'll do whatever you want!
How about some good old Yorkshire Tea?"
Done.
Whatever you want...also done! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A bath, filled to the brim with my favourite flavours of Jelly Belly beans. *insert that heart smiley/emoticon here.
Someone I find sexy to do my ironing, and maybe make me breakfast.
Someone to help me understand the feature of my new toy. Surface, not sex toy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I really like you - a coffee and a slice of nice, moist cake would do it! (Or just a sexy smile - i'm easy!) If I don't - nothing would work, i'm not for sale!  xx xx |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
"A soggy biscuit and I'm yours."
Are we talking dunked soggy biscuit, or left out for a few days soggy biscuit here? Any preference on said biscuit, we talking rich tea, or something a bit more upmarket? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A soggy biscuit and I'm yours.
Are we talking dunked soggy biscuit, or left out for a few days soggy biscuit here? Any preference on said biscuit, we talking rich tea, or something a bit more upmarket?"
Dunked, definitely dunked. As for the biscuit I don't mind, I'm easy. |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
"A soggy biscuit and I'm yours.
Are we talking dunked soggy biscuit, or left out for a few days soggy biscuit here? Any preference on said biscuit, we talking rich tea, or something a bit more upmarket?
Dunked, definitely dunked. As for the biscuit I don't mind, I'm easy."
hahaha, the "I'm easy" bit made me chuckle... well I'm fond of a lotus caramelised... not into dunking tho... but i'll dunk one for you |
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"canon 5d mark 3 please."
My best friend just bought that last week after saving for over 7 months so as to take her photography to a higher level. It costs a couple and good luck getting that as your bribe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A soggy biscuit and I'm yours.
Are we talking dunked soggy biscuit, or left out for a few days soggy biscuit here? Any preference on said biscuit, we talking rich tea, or something a bit more upmarket?
Dunked, definitely dunked. As for the biscuit I don't mind, I'm easy.
hahaha, the "I'm easy" bit made me chuckle... well I'm fond of a lotus caramelised... not into dunking tho... but i'll dunk one for you "
Lotus Caramelised sound expensive, I'm touched that you'd dunk one for me. |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
"A soggy biscuit and I'm yours.
Are we talking dunked soggy biscuit, or left out for a few days soggy biscuit here? Any preference on said biscuit, we talking rich tea, or something a bit more upmarket?
Dunked, definitely dunked. As for the biscuit I don't mind, I'm easy.
hahaha, the "I'm easy" bit made me chuckle... well I'm fond of a lotus caramelised... not into dunking tho... but i'll dunk one for you
Lotus Caramelised sound expensive, I'm touched that you'd dunk one for me. "
We could maybe find something more mutually satisfying to dunk? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A soggy biscuit and I'm yours.
Are we talking dunked soggy biscuit, or left out for a few days soggy biscuit here? Any preference on said biscuit, we talking rich tea, or something a bit more upmarket?
Dunked, definitely dunked. As for the biscuit I don't mind, I'm easy.
hahaha, the "I'm easy" bit made me chuckle... well I'm fond of a lotus caramelised... not into dunking tho... but i'll dunk one for you
Lotus Caramelised sound expensive, I'm touched that you'd dunk one for me.
We could maybe find something more mutually satisfying to dunk? "
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