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over a year ago
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"Taking the fuckin' piss!!
I'm going to start cross dressing. I'm sure the heels would add quite a few inches.
...fuckers complaining about being 5'8!!
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ah there you are   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Taking the fuckin' piss!!
I'm going to start cross dressing. I'm sure the heels would add quite a few inches.
...fuckers complaining about being 5'8!!
ah there you are "
Did you overlook him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Taking the fuckin' piss!!
I'm going to start cross dressing. I'm sure the heels would add quite a few inches.
...fuckers complaining about being 5'8!!
ah there you are
Did you overlook him "
its easy done lets be honest  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Taking the fuckin' piss!!
I'm going to start cross dressing. I'm sure the heels would add quite a few inches.
...fuckers complaining about being 5'8!!
ah there you are
Did you overlook him
its easy done lets be honest "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oi!!
That's not nice you know. The amounts of set backs i've had recently because of my height and age is dampening my mood!
....good thing i make up for it in inches elsewhere.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Taking the fuckin' piss!!
I'm going to start cross dressing. I'm sure the heels would add quite a few inches.
...fuckers complaining about being 5'8!!
ah there you are
Did you overlook him
its easy done lets be honest "
Erm, you're not exactly the tallest Maoam! And no, the inches on your boobs don't count either!
And Mrs F. You know God made us perfect a bit too fucking early in the growth process.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Taking the fuckin' piss!!
I'm going to start cross dressing. I'm sure the heels would add quite a few inches.
...fuckers complaining about being 5'8!!
ah there you are
Did you overlook him
its easy done lets be honest
Erm, you're not exactly the tallest Maoam! And no, the inches on your boobs don't count either!
And Mrs F. You know God made us perfect a bit too fucking early in the growth process.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"
Well fook orf, to the lofty thread
Are there any 6'+ women on here?
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Bloody Hobbitses
I have hairy toes too "
What about hubby? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"
Well fook orf, to the lofty thread
Are there any 6'+ women on here?
NO
Bloody Hobbitses
I have hairy toes too
What about hubby? "
He has lovely Ickle piggies, and hubby, I'll maybe make an honest man out of him one day  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"
Well fook orf, to the lofty thread
Are there any 6'+ women on here?
NO
Bloody Hobbitses
I have hairy toes too
What about hubby?
He has lovely Ickle piggies, and hubby, I'll maybe make an honest man out of him one day "
Next years a leap year. Propose to the fucker! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"
Well fook orf, to the lofty thread
Are there any 6'+ women on here?
NO
Bloody Hobbitses
I have hairy toes too
What about hubby?
He has lovely Ickle piggies, and hubby, I'll maybe make an honest man out of him one day
Next years a leap year. Propose to the fucker! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me and M r both vertically challenged, I'm 5'3" n he insists he's 5'9" (but that is only when hes stood on tip toe on the yellow pages) he is 5'something of perfection though so I let him have his fantasy n don't argue.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Me and M r both vertically challenged, I'm 5'3" n he insists he's 5'9" (but that is only when hes stood on tip toe on the yellow pages) he is 5'something of perfection though so I let him have his fantasy n don't argue.
S "
That's so nice |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Me and M r both vertically challenged, I'm 5'3" n he insists he's 5'9" (but that is only when hes stood on tip toe on the yellow pages) he is 5'something of perfection though so I let him have his fantasy n don't argue.
S
That's so nice "
If u ask him he'll quite happily tell u its the only nice thing I've ever said about him though lol
We have one of those friendships where we are always teasing and mock insulting each other, some people think we are awful to each other but we know its all said with great affection
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"
Well fook orf, to the lofty thread
Are there any 6'+ women on here?
NO
Bloody Hobbitses
I have hairy toes too "
I have a hairy arse not feet (5'2) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"
Well fook orf, to the lofty thread
Are there any 6'+ women on here?
NO
Bloody Hobbitses
I have hairy toes too
I have a hairy arse not feet (5'2) "
I know I've seen it!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Husband is 5'6 and I'm 5'9.
I love that he's that height because if he was taller he would have been snapped up by some girl years before I found him.
It's a bit annoying in swinging circles when most girls won't play with vertically challenged guys. Poor guy gets no fun.
He makes up for it with chunky biceps.
Any other couples here with a tall girl and short bloke? |
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Any other couples here with a tall girl and short bloke?"
tres and I are about the same height, though she likes wearing heels and I like to see her in (on?) them.
I actually feel quite smug about having such a gorgeous girlfriend who, in heels is much taller than me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"
Well fook orf, to the lofty thread
Are there any 6'+ women on here?
NO
Bloody Hobbitses
I have hairy toes too
I have a hairy arse not feet (5'2)
I know I've seen it! "
cheeky that's last time I let you free with the tweezers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"
Well fook orf, to the lofty thread
Are there any 6'+ women on here?
NO
Bloody Hobbitses
I have hairy toes too
I have a hairy arse not feet (5'2)
I know I've seen it! "
Did it look like a dead badger? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"
Well fook orf, to the lofty thread
Are there any 6'+ women on here?
NO
Bloody Hobbitses
I have hairy toes too
I have a hairy arse not feet (5'2)
I know I've seen it!
cheeky that's last time I let you free with the tweezers "
I ain't borrowing them, now I know where they've been, but thankyou anyways |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"
Well fook orf, to the lofty thread
Are there any 6'+ women on here?
NO
Bloody Hobbitses
I have hairy toes too
I have a hairy arse not feet (5'2)
I know I've seen it!
Did it look like a dead badger? "
Yeah I poked it, but it wasn't for moving, I'll tell ya  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any other couples here with a tall girl and short bloke?
tres and I are about the same height, though she likes wearing heels and I like to see her in (on?) them.
I actually feel quite smug about having such a gorgeous girlfriend who, in heels is much taller than me "
He says a similar thing. And having extra long legs to wrap around him is always fun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"
Well fook orf, to the lofty thread
Are there any 6'+ women on here?
NO
Bloody Hobbitses
I have hairy toes too
I have a hairy arse not feet (5'2)
I know I've seen it!
Did it look like a dead badger?
Yeah I poked it, but it wasn't for moving, I'll tell ya "
if you two have quite finished that's my arse your talking about never mind the dead badger, what about my beaver |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"
Well fook orf, to the lofty thread
Are there any 6'+ women on here?
NO
Bloody Hobbitses
I have hairy toes too
I have a hairy arse not feet (5'2)
I know I've seen it!
Did it look like a dead badger?
Yeah I poked it, but it wasn't for moving, I'll tell ya
if you two have quite finished that's my arse your talking about never mind the dead badger, what about my beaver "
Does that need awakening also? |
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Any other couples here with a tall girl and short bloke?
tres and I are about the same height, though she likes wearing heels and I like to see her in (on?) them.
I actually feel quite smug about having such a gorgeous girlfriend who, in heels is much taller than me
He says a similar thing. And having extra long legs to wrap around him is always fun. "
That too . I think I know how he feels. You see other guys looking and imagine they're wondering how a short ugly bald shortarse like me could pull such a stunner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"
Well fook orf, to the lofty thread
Are there any 6'+ women on here?
NO
Bloody Hobbitses
I have hairy toes too
I have a hairy arse not feet (5'2)
I know I've seen it!
Did it look like a dead badger?
Yeah I poked it, but it wasn't for moving, I'll tell ya
if you two have quite finished that's my arse your talking about never mind the dead badger, what about my beaver "
Does it smell like a dead badger? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"
Well fook orf, to the lofty thread
Are there any 6'+ women on here?
NO
Bloody Hobbitses
I have hairy toes too
I have a hairy arse not feet (5'2)
I know I've seen it!
Did it look like a dead badger?
Yeah I poked it, but it wasn't for moving, I'll tell ya
if you two have quite finished that's my arse your talking about never mind the dead badger, what about my beaver
Does it smell like a dead badger? "
Behave! Gentleman! My arse! Or is it badgers.,, take no notice flossy he's a naughty man. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"5 foot 8 on a good day.
Not the loftiest of men.
are you really that tall? lol "
5 foot 7 and 3/4s to be exact miss.
Good things come in small packages. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"
Well fook orf, to the lofty thread
Are there any 6'+ women on here?
NO
Bloody Hobbitses
I have hairy toes too
I have a hairy arse not feet (5'2)
I know I've seen it!
Did it look like a dead badger?
Yeah I poked it, but it wasn't for moving, I'll tell ya
if you two have quite finished that's my arse your talking about never mind the dead badger, what about my beaver
Does it smell like a dead badger?
Behave! Gentleman! My arse! Or is it badgers.,, take no notice flossy he's a naughty man. "
But you said..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"5 foot 8 on a good day.
Not the loftiest of men.
are you really that tall? lol
5 foot 7 and 3/4s to be exact miss.
Good things come in small packages."
so i remember.. you and your army of gingerbread men lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"5 foot 8 on a good day.
Not the loftiest of men.
are you really that tall? lol
5 foot 7 and 3/4s to be exact miss.
Good things come in small packages.
so i remember.. you and your army of gingerbread men lol "
You wish you could have my gingerbread men haha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"5 foot 8 on a good day.
Not the loftiest of men.
are you really that tall? lol
5 foot 7 and 3/4s to be exact miss.
Good things come in small packages.
so i remember.. you and your army of gingerbread men lol
You wish you could have my gingerbread men haha. "
i hate gingerbread men.. and rose wine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wont fuck anyone below 5'4"
Well fook orf, to the lofty thread
Are there any 6'+ women on here?
NO
Bloody Hobbitses
I have hairy toes too
I have a hairy arse not feet (5'2)
I know I've seen it!
Did it look like a dead badger?
Yeah I poked it, but it wasn't for moving, I'll tell ya
if you two have quite finished that's my arse your talking about never mind the dead badger, what about my beaver
Does it smell like a dead badger? "
Beaver a dead beaver keep up GB, Mrs F it really does it's dead |
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Good legs though, apparently! x x
