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Ok, Admit it. Who is a REAL Man?
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11408971/Are-you-a-real-man-The-top-50-things-every-chap-should-know.html
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"A real man should know that when she says 'Do whatever you want' you should NEVER do what you want"! 
But what did they miss?
'Should be able to find a clitoris without Sat Nav and a Miner's lamp'?
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"Nothing to do with the thread but I thought OP's pics are so risqué they needing applauding
Well done on having the bravado to try those place
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Wow, just had a peek through! Awesome fairplay! |
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"Nothing to do with the thread but I thought OP's pics are so risqué they needing applauding
Well done on having the bravado to try those place
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Ty 
Though to be fair, that accolade must go to Mrs ddc. Were we ever to get caught, rather than 'man-up' I'd tell the officer I had no idea who the mad woman was who kept photo-bombing my holiday snaps!
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"what the fuck would I know
I'm guessing the equivalent in your case, Mikki, would be:
'Can you change a tyre without breaking a nail?'
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oh hell,no chance |
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"What does it mean if you got 50/50  "
To be fair I'm not sure I scored 100%
'The difference between ale and lager?'
Price, surely!
(It used to be beer mug or glass when I worked in a pub, woe-betide you if you got it wrong too!) |
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"What does it mean if you got 50/50
To be fair I'm not sure I scored 100%
'The difference between ale and lager?'
Price, surely!
(It used to be beer mug or glass when I worked in a pub, woe-betide you if you got it wrong too!)"
lager is gnats' piss |
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"Nothing to do with the thread but I thought OP's pics are so risqué they needing applauding
Well done on having the bravado to try those place
Wow, just had a peek through!
Awesome fairplay!"
 brilliant! |
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"http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11408971/Are-you-a-real-man-The-top-50-things-every-chap-should-know.html
I particularly liked
"A real man should know that when she says 'Do whatever you want' you should NEVER do what you want"!
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a real man would not have asked her opinion in the first place, |
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"Am I a manly woman for knowing 40/50?! "
Ahh, but the trick to being a woman is knowing when to get on with it yourself, and when to feign ignorance, flutter your eyelashes, giggle and say things like "My, you're so clever knowing how to do that"
(So I'm told anyway. I normally get: "Feck off, short-arse, I'd rather do it myself" )
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"Am I a manly woman for knowing 40/50?!
Ahh, but the trick to being a woman is knowing when to get on with it yourself, and when to feign ignorance, flutter your eyelashes, giggle and say things like "My, you're so clever knowing how to do that"
(So I'm told anyway. I normally get: "Feck off, short-arse, I'd rather do it myself" )
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Ah see that would only work if I had a man who's ego was easily bruised. I can change a tyre and jump start a car with more ease than any man I know. My ex husband couldn't lift the spare battery from the boot of his car, so I had to jump start it myself every day. I also put up all the shelves and put the trailing wires over the door frame without needing to flutter my eyelashes. But saying that, just because I'm capable of doing it, doesn't mean I'd rather I had a real man to do it for me!
Although I'm one step up from most men, because I know how to read assembly instructions, and im capable of building a flat pack bed without having to hold up the base cos I made it backwards |
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Although I'm one step up from most men, because I know how to read assembly instructions, and im capable of building a flat pack bed without having to hold up the base cos I made it backwards "
Instructions?
What is this strange magic of which you speak?
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I failed in the first few paragraphs when it mentioned wedding anniversary. Mrs P is still glaring at me for not knowing. I got it right on the third guess. |
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Although I'm one step up from most men, because I know how to read assembly instructions, and im capable of building a flat pack bed without having to hold up the base cos I made it backwards
Instructions?
What is this strange magic of which you speak?
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Yes it seems to be in invisible ink for men. When I was about 15, my friend came round to help build my bed and he refused to read the instructions. I ended up on my back under the bed holding it up whilst directing him how to build the base properly. It had drawers under it so it was partially held up by the corners but it kept collapsing. Idiot. |
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"I failed in the first few paragraphs when it mentioned wedding anniversary. Mrs P is still glaring at me for not knowing. I got it right on the third guess. "
Surely you managed to pull it back using point number 17? (Knowing when to admit you're wrong and apologise)
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"Lol 50 out of 50 , they forgot to add a decent music collection, been a boy scout,have a golden retriever and keep the bird feeders full lol "
good man another bird lover. |
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"I scored a ridiculously high score. I know I'm a tomboy but maybe they are things people should know rather than just blokes..."
I agree, there should have been more of the difficult choices men face, like:
if all the alternate urinals are being used, do you push in-between two men, use the stall, or use the basin? |
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