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By *igzag1 OP Man over a year ago

hartlepool

It's that time aging kids so what's the best verse

roses are red violets are blue I got a knife get in my van ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I gazed at you while you slept

Your precious lips i touch

I stroke your hair til it's unkempt

I love you oh so much

I plant a light kiss on your brow

I slip my inside-

Your pants, and feel you go firm

And then your eyes open wide

I look at you

You look at me

You then asked back

For your front door key

You only gave it me to water your plants when you went on holiday...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have Alzheimer's

Roses are red......

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have Tourette's

Cunt!

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By *hynewguy2012Man over a year ago

dartford

roses are red

voilets are twisted

bend over love

your about to be fisted

rejected by moon pig

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Gender is performative

Mass-market romance

Is heteronormative

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

but girls please take note

but my dick can't compare

to a hard sky remote

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By *adybee77Woman over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Roses are red,

Violets are blue

I'm outside your window

Spying on you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

my cocks a fair size

but the girls get all wet

for my googly eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Boldgirl's the name,

I wanna fuck you..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses ate red

Violets are better

Let me lick you

I'll get you wetter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I suck at chat up lines

Nice tits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

your profile is shit

you should try being gay

cos you ain't getting tit

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

I wish I was a bar of soap

Floating in your tub

So everytime I passed your c..t

Id give a little rub

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Don't cum first

I wanna cum too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey juicy pussy

let me empty my sack

"Please don't Mr Cock,

I don't do bareback"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Violets are blue

Roses are rouge

Look at my cock

Its gorgeous and huge

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By *imply_SensualMan over a year ago

warrington

Roses are Red

Or they could be White

Lets get naked

and go at it all night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I trailed my tongue down your length

You tasted really creamy

The more i took into my lips

The more i felt dreamy

I slurped my tongue

I sucked you dry

when you started to dribble

down the side

I felt so good

You were almost done

For a long time

I hadn't had such fun

I almost passed out

Went dizzy as fuck

But when you have diabetes

Eating ice cream is bad luck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I trailed my tongue down your length

You tasted really creamy

The more i took into my lips

The more i felt dreamy

I slurped my tongue

I sucked you dry

when you started to dribble

down the side

I felt so good

You were almost done

For a long time

I hadn't had such fun

I almost passed out

Went dizzy as fuck

But when you have diabetes

Eating ice cream is bad luck"

Show off

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Easter is soon

Christmas was merry

Let's meet for a shag

And give me a veri

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Put on the cuffs!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I trailed my tongue down your length

You tasted really creamy

The more i took into my lips

The more i felt dreamy

I slurped my tongue

I sucked you dry

when you started to dribble

down the side

I felt so good

You were almost done

For a long time

I hadn't had such fun

I almost passed out

Went dizzy as fuck

But when you have diabetes

Eating ice cream is bad luck

Show off

I love how these topics allow me to express my full potential.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

Some roses are red

Some are pinky

I've got the cuffs

Let's do something kinky....

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Violets are purple

So is a plum

Lets fuck twice in your cunt

And once up your bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tulips in the garden,

Tulips in the park,

But the tulips I like most,

Are your two lips in the dark!

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Roses are red

My names Dave

This poem makes no sense

Microwave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

THE REGULAR MEET

I love the way you look at me

with passion in your eyes

I love the way you hold me

my body's frisson of surprise.

I love it when you enter me

slow, and deep, and measured

I love the way your lips and tongue

Give wave after wave of pleasure!

I love the way you make me feel

that i'm the only one

Who gets to keep your heart with me

long after you have gone!

XXX

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bought you something beautiful

To wear around your throat

It has a shiny buckle, and is usually worn by something with a fur coat

Come to me my darling

I want to keep you forever

I gag your lips, chastise your cock

And bind you up in leather

I crush your balls, you love it

I pee upon your face

I'll cherish you forever

My dirty little disgrace

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When Roses are red

They're ready for plucking

When I get you home.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red,

The French Jersey is blue,

Roll on tomorrow,

Ireland Abu!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are violet

Not fucking blue !!

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By *teveeb46Man over a year ago

Blackpool

To a devil from a devil who the devil is it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name is Mr. Marmite,

I don't come in a jar,

I'm a married cheating scumbag,

So I'll meet, but in my car

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

yada yada yada..

get ya kit off..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On ya face

Im gonna cum

By first of all

I'll fuck ya bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not Real,

I'm a Fake,

Show us your tits,

I'll give you some Cake.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red jeans are blue i like them best when there not on you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

violets are blue

im gonna cum all over you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Talking is shite

So give up yer yapping

We're fucking tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are lovely as can be

will you cum all over me

I will suck it and fuck it all night long

as long as you sniff my sexy red thong

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By *nebig1ivorMan over a year ago

Reading

Roses are red

White is my cum

Which I would love to see

Dribble out of your bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She put her hand on her hip

With the confidence of an army

Just one women full of sex

Lust

Chaos

And the vast beauty of an open road

- Matt baker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Lemons are bitter

Play with my cock

while I finger your shitter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Lemons are bitter

Play with my cock

while I finger your shitter."

Lol

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By *arold_n_maudeCouple over a year ago

preston

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Vinegar strokes

Now make us a brew

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Lemons are bitter

Play with my cock

while I finger your shitter.

Lol

Genius

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You are lovely as can be

will you cum all over me

I will suck it and fuck it all night long

as long as you sniff my sexy red thong

Deep breaths

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red

Gender is performative

Mass-market romance

Is heteronormative"

Say what now?

A tad heavy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please suck my cock

Do that at least

Dont tell your parents

I am your priest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's an old one but ne'er mind :

She offered her honour

He honoured her offer

And all night long

Was honour and offer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knickers aside

Just a tadge

I'll finger ya arse

And spaff up ya vag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vodka makes me horny,

Wine makes me squiffy.

I'll rim your bumhole,

If it's not too whiffy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You've d*unk my beer

Youve d*unk my wine

Now swallow my cum

It tastes divine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bending over the table,

Your arse looks so ripe.

Brace yourself Shiela,

While I shag your fart pipe.

(Said in Aussie accent

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got some chloroform

On a tissue just for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm such a minger,

You're such a fox,

Sit on my penis,

I'll give you the pox

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you remember the day we first met

I got hard and you got wet

As time's gone on and the days do pass

I'm glad we've moved on to fucking your ass

romantic verses by request lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

You love me,

And I love you.

Xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shag Tonight, he loves his chicken

His pictues show, he's got a thick 'en.

A spunk stained bush is his secret delight

Pop over to Penge, it's your turn tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Suck my balls

Rim my bum

Dont stop baby

Until I've cum

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

I would go back,

To the first time I kissed you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

buttercups yella

Id lick your arse

But it looks like nutella

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red,

I miss you,

Come to wales,

So I can fuck you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roses are red,

I miss you,

Come to wales,

So I can fuck you

I heard your call,

I tried to come,

I forgot the toll,

I'm a useless bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

The stalk is green

Open your legs

And I'll flick your bean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are glorious

Don't try to surprise

Oscar pistorious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are red

It's elementary

Let's ring up a friend

And try double entry.

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