another classic quote

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Conversation between Mrs M and my son

Son "I have to write a story for my homework"

Mrs M "ooh, what on?"

Son "Paper, honestly mum what would you think I'd use?"

I spat my coffee across the room when he came out with it

By *woBiTwoCouple over a year ago

north manchester

LOL! We wish we'd started writing down our daughter's regular numptyisms, we'd have had a publishable book by now!!!!

By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

Isn't it the case, that when they get to around 7 years of age, they start noticing dad's numptyisms?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ha Ha..

I remember being on holiday a few years ago, when this stand up comic asked this lad where he was from, went like this-

(comic) Where you from mate?

(lad) Scotland

(comic) Which part?

(lad) All of me?!?!

Did everybody laugh or what!!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Isn't it the case, that when they get to around 7 years of age, they start noticing dad's numptyisms?"

it was 5 with our son