FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Present for the person above you.
Present for the person above you.
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"A small set of ladders & a tin of polish!
Did your mum not tell you about standing on furniture!
Consider myself told off 
An eye make up remover, to remove those black marks round your eyes"
Stuart Goddard (Adam Ant) is my hero lol
'Prince Charming, prince charming....' I can hear it now lol
Ok some new wood flooring with extra tough top singular killer heals don't dent it |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"A small set of ladders & a tin of polish!
Did your mum not tell you about standing on furniture!
Consider myself told off
An eye make up remover, to remove those black marks round your eyes
Stuart Goddard (Adam Ant) is my hero lol
'Prince Charming, prince charming....' I can hear it now lol
Ok some new wood flooring with extra tough top singular killer heals don't dent it"
new tom tom ........ |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"
Im skipping you not quick enough post and giving you a.....
[Removed by poster at 10/09/10 12:29:24]
Book of standard forum quotes "
no comment...it'll be hijacked anyway!! lol  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Ohhhhhhhhh
want it all then...
kevs champagne brekkie and my signed piccy of tarkan
and in exchange...
Ill give everyone my home made delicious rum truffles .
Better than thorntons ya know  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
A extremely suitable replacement for the dildo (while it's being polished)
Oh, and I own plenty of belts, but have spanner hands when it comes to my button flies |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Maybe some braces?
stop trying to make him keep his trousers on!!!
Mr Lick - something eavy to put in your pockets"
My trousers already have to be on the floor if I was to bestow you with your second pressie...  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
" Probably my own stupidity, but I don't get it?
And a pair of scissors to cut through that infernal knicker crotch that seems to be preventing your fun "
just a bit o fun, was the word "bestow" that prompted it |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
