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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The fire service was called out to a house because a man had his Penis stuck in a toaster

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

A standard toaster? I am no size queen but the slots aren't exactly wide so I dread to think what it looked like even before he got it wedged in there...

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

"The fire service was called out to a house because a man had his Penis stuck in a toaster

Dear Lord! I have so many questions I don't know where to start.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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Hahaha! Did he have a chilly willy and think he'd warm it up?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hope they bill him for it, what fucking moron.

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By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

hmmm interesting toasted cock lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If your toast is stuck ....You run the risk of electrocution if you use anything metal to get it out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

perhaps he wanted to be inbread...( see what I did there) lol

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

to make a bbc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

musta been the many BBC threads on fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm going for one of the big four slot jobs. Variety is the spice of life.

Do you think he rested his nuts on the little rack for warming rolls?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now that's what I call buttering yer crumpet!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"to make a bbc"

snap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pehaps he was making cheese on toast........sorry

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

"to make a bbc

snap

does my mind work the same as yours....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone has just sent me a video of a guy fucking a vacuum cleaner

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

Wonder if the fire brigade put any butter or margarine on it when they ot it out?

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By *nvictusMan over a year ago

Beeston

So sticking your cock in random electrical appliances isn't normal then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"perhaps he wanted to be inbread...( see what I did there) lol"

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"Someone has just sent me a video of a guy fucking a vacuum cleaner"

Oh yeah, Henry?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crumbs.

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By *ot monkey71Couple over a year ago

middlesbrough

Don't suppose you know what setting the toaster was on.

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

You cant go round fucking VW Beetles, Postboxes and now in this case, Toasters.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/02/15 18:26:21]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bet his toasters fucked now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The fire service was called out to a house because a man had his Penis stuck in a toaster

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I bet his toasters fucked now! "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The fire service was called out to a house because a man had his Penis stuck in a toaster

Who else would he call?

Toast busters ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Idiot! You don't put sausages in the toaster, you put them under the grill

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"The fire service was called out to a house because a man had his Penis stuck in a toaster

Who else would he call?

Toast busters ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Perhaps he was shagging a really hot crumpet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It could of been worse. The Mircowave.!!

Bomb

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol was he having Pop Tarts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 12/02/15 18:26:21]"

[With assistance from the fire service, removed from toaster at 12/02/15 18:36:12]

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

"Someone has just sent me a video of a guy fucking a vacuum cleaner

Oh yeah, Henry?"

Don't forget they do a Harriet Harmen style Pink version for girls callled Hetty.

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Bosch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hope they bill him for it"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At least it was one up from a cheese grater.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's scocking to abuse house hold products like this poor toaster may using a new size comparison rather than sky remote lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The fire service was called out to a house because a man had his Penis stuck in a toaster

Who else would he call?

Toast busters ?

Funniest thing I've read all day!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

just your average bodily part stuck in whatever/whatever stuck in bodily place..

wonder if it was on the 'thick slice' setting..?

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

there all on jeremy kyle next week.... apparently the toaster was cheating on the coffee maker........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Once step away from being stuck in a jam...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Last nite it was the man who decided to shag a park bench and his nob got stuck now a man with a toaster??!...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am amazed at the lack of knowledge on this forum.

You all know you put a slice of soft floppy bread in a toaster it comes out firm and stiff a few minutes later as toast. Is it not obvious he was tying to deal with erectile dysfunction by using a convenient domestic appliance.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone has just sent me a video of a guy fucking a vacuum cleaner

Oh yeah, Henry?"

It wasn't henry, that would be ghey!

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

"Someone has just sent me a video of a guy fucking a vacuum cleaner"

He probably left it a veri saying "mmmmm. Great meet! sucked like a Dyson!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was it one if those toasters that can't be unplugged and carried it??

Why did he call them? Why did they go? What is love? (Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't suppose you know what setting the toaster was on. "

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

Crumbs !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The fire service was called out to a house because a man had his Penis stuck in a toaster

Was it your house?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry if this pun has been done.

Maybe he was trying to fuck a pop tart.

Badoooooom ching

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So sticking your cock in random electrical appliances isn't normal then?

You tell me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/02/15 20:25:57]

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The fire service was called out to a house because a man had his Penis stuck in a toaster

Who else would he call?

Toast busters ?

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By *eMontresMan over a year ago

Halesowen

...my sex is on fire...

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By *obbytupperMan over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

A mate of mine got the sack from Harry Ramsdens for sticking his knob in the potato chipper.....................................She got the sack too.

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By *gm6969Man over a year ago

Watford

did he roast his nut as well

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Coming into this thread a bit later than all the others, but everyone is speaking from the guy's perspective!

Imaging how the toaster is feeling!

The shame and indignity! Has anyone any sympathy?????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coming into this thread a bit later than all the others, but everyone is speaking from the guy's perspective!

Imaging how the toaster is feeling!

The shame and indignity! Has anyone any sympathy?????

Many abused toasters go on to penetrate other toasters.

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