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over a year ago
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Loads going about at the moment!
For the last four weeks I keep getting one thing after another. Felt like utter shit yesterday and went to docs, he diagnosed me with a high fever, tonsillitis (even though I don't have tonsils) - infection in the bed if tonsils, and sinusitis.
He gave me loads of antibiotics and ibuprofen and a spray, feel loads better today!
Ibuprofen - good ad keeping temperature down! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Us ladies call this. "Head cold" .. 
'Man flu' is much more deadly that a 'woman head cold'
Women couldn't cope with 'man flu'
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Or spelling the address wrong |
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over a year ago
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"You shouldn't be posting on here, women may start to think this man thing flu can't be that bad and they may start to think we are just making it up. FFS don't mess it up for the rest of us. "
Man flu awareness needs to be highlighted  |
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"You shouldn't be posting on here, women may start to think this man thing flu can't be that bad and they may start to think we are just making it up. FFS don't mess it up for the rest of us.
Man flu awareness needs to be highlighted "
Exactly there needs to be a charity fund raiser for it, to hopefully find a possible cure!
I'll try get in touch with Lenny Henry to create a national fundraiser for the deadly epidemic! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Us ladies call this. "Head cold" ..
'Man flu' is much more deadly that a 'woman head cold'
Women couldn't cope with 'man flu'
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Women's head cold and man flu are one and the same.
Only difference is... We get up and get on with life without complaint...
Men on the other hand.... You'd think they were prepping for death!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only difference is... We get up and get on with life without complaint..."
A woman that doesn't complain. Haha. I'm feeling a bit better. Laughter really is the best medicine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Us ladies call this. "Head cold" ..
'Man flu' is much more deadly that a 'woman head cold'
Women couldn't cope with 'man flu'
Women's head cold and man flu are one and the same.
Only difference is... We get up and get on with life without complaint...
Men on the other hand.... You'd think they were prepping for death! "
You've obviously never experienced 'man flu' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Us ladies call this. "Head cold" ..
'Man flu' is much more deadly that a 'woman head cold'
Women couldn't cope with 'man flu'
Women's head cold and man flu are one and the same.
Only difference is... We get up and get on with life without complaint...
Men on the other hand.... You'd think they were prepping for death! "
Its been medically proven that man flu is real. Why do you think there are man sized tissues? Its because men are generally bigger than women so the cold has more space and gets bigger. Plus certain colds only affect the y chromosome, these colds are the nasty ones |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Us ladies call this. "Head cold" ..
'Man flu' is much more deadly that a 'woman head cold'
Women couldn't cope with 'man flu'
Women's head cold and man flu are one and the same.
Only difference is... We get up and get on with life without complaint...
Men on the other hand.... You'd think they were prepping for death!
Its been medically proven that man flu is real. Why do you think there are man sized tissues? Its because men are generally bigger than women so the cold has more space and gets bigger. Plus certain colds only affect the y chromosome, these colds are the nasty ones"
Can't argue with that. |
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"Us ladies call this. "Head cold" ..
'Man flu' is much more deadly that a 'woman head cold'
Women couldn't cope with 'man flu'
Women's head cold and man flu are one and the same.
Only difference is... We get up and get on with life without complaint...
Men on the other hand.... You'd think they were prepping for death!
Its been medically proven that man flu is real. Why do you think there are man sized tissues? Its because men are generally bigger than women so the cold has more space and gets bigger. Plus certain colds only affect the y chromosome, these colds are the nasty ones"
Yes its a scientific fact i read it in the newspaper so it must be true.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Man sized tissue's? , your flow must be really heavy poor man ...do you have someone there to dab your brow and put DVDs on ? "
Aww bless.
I should add that I provided Mr Man Flu a small amount of sympathy today.
Looking forward to tomorrow's "sniffles" update! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Us ladies call this. "Head cold" ..
'Man flu' is much more deadly that a 'woman head cold'
Women couldn't cope with 'man flu'
Women's head cold and man flu are one and the same.
Only difference is... We get up and get on with life without complaint...
Men on the other hand.... You'd think they were prepping for death!
Its been medically proven that man flu is real. Why do you think there are man sized tissues? Its because men are generally bigger than women so the cold has more space and gets bigger. Plus certain colds only affect the y chromosome, these colds are the nasty ones
Yes its a scientific fact i read it in the newspaper so it must be true. "
Well, it's on the internet now too so that confirms it.....it's truth is unquestionable.
Scientists and other top clever people are calling them y-chro-colds....they say it's one of the world's most debilitating deseases....or they will be saying all that soon, mark my words! |
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"Us ladies call this. "Head cold" ..
'Man flu' is much more deadly that a 'woman head cold'
Women couldn't cope with 'man flu'
Women's head cold and man flu are one and the same.
Only difference is... We get up and get on with life without complaint...
Men on the other hand.... You'd think they were prepping for death! "
the only reason that we never hear women complain about man-flu is because if a woman is unfortunate enough to contract this awful disease it's kills them stone dead within an hour .... it's a medical fact that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't even know if I can finish this senten....  "
I feel your pain. I'm the same, 2 days into my own personal torment. Oh, the humanity. 
Will it ever end!?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Us ladies call this. "Head cold" ..
'Man flu' is much more deadly that a 'woman head cold'
Women couldn't cope with 'man flu'
Women's head cold and man flu are one and the same.
Only difference is... We get up and get on with life without complaint...
Men on the other hand.... You'd think they were prepping for death!
the only reason that we never hear women complain about man-flu is because if a woman is unfortunate enough to contract this awful disease it's kills them stone dead within an hour .... it's a medical fact that"
This absolutely cracked me up. Brilliant! |
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"I don't even know if I can finish this senten....
I feel your pain. I'm the same, 2 days into my own personal torment. Oh, the humanity.
Will it ever end!?
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Awwww Mr Nook, is that the sweet sound of violin music I'm hearing in the background?! 
Ps, get well!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't even know if I can finish this senten....
I feel your pain. I'm the same, 2 days into my own personal torment. Oh, the humanity.
Will it ever end!?
Awwww Mr Nook, is that the sweet sound of violin music I'm hearing in the background?!
Ps, get well! "
You need this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't even know if I can finish this senten....
I feel your pain. I'm the same, 2 days into my own personal torment. Oh, the humanity.
Will it ever end!?
Awwww Mr Nook, is that the sweet sound of violin music I'm hearing in the background?!
Ps, get well!
You need this "
Perfect!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Still with us OP, are you ok pumpkin..................?
Man up princess "
Sorry. Just had a priest visit me , going on about rights. I know this is bad as I can barely fit my googly eyes on today |
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"Still with us OP, are you ok pumpkin..................?
Man up princess
Sorry. Just had a priest visit me , going on about rights. I know this is bad as I can barely fit my googly eyes on today"
If the priests in, it must be bad..........any volunteers to write the eulogy? |
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"Still with us OP, are you ok pumpkin..................?
Man up princess
Sorry. Just had a priest visit me , going on about rights. I know this is bad as I can barely fit my googly eyes on today
If the priests in, it must be bad..........any volunteers to write the eulogy? "
I'm no writer... But happy to sing at the funeral if I'm needed! |
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"I don't even know if I can finish this senten....
I feel your pain. I'm the same, 2 days into my own personal torment. Oh, the humanity.
Will it ever end!?
Awwww Mr Nook, is that the sweet sound of violin music I'm hearing in the background?!
Ps, get well!
You need this "
I'll take it. |
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Peace, peace! he is not dead, he doth not sleep,
He hath awaken'd from the dream of life;
'Tis we, who lost in stormy visions,keep
With phantoms an unprofitable strife,
And in mad trance, strike with our spirit's knife
Invulnerable nothings. We decay
Like corpses in a charnel; fear and grief
Convulse us and consume us day by day,
And cold hopes swarm like worms within our living clay.
He has outsoar'd the shadow of our night;
Envy and calumny and hate and pain,
And that unrest which men miscall delight,
Can touch him not and torture not again;
From the contagion of the world's slow stain
He is secure, and now can never mourn
A heart grown cold, a head grown gray in vain;
Nor, when the spirit's self has ceas'd to burn,
With sparkless ashes load an unlamented urn.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ben.. u dead yet??
Anything for a hard cock. You slut "
lol no ya numpty..
just wanted to say fanx.. and that if i had waited and you had died id never have known lol |
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