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over a year ago
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what on Earth possesses Women to buy so many pairs of Shoes, It defies all logic and common sense, Women aren't millipedes they only have one pair of feet, It stands to reason theres only need for a pair of Shoes for work n a nice pair of Wellies for looking Sexy in 
Oh and as an aside any Female that refuses to have Sex with me is a Raving Dyke so Nerr Nerr spin on it 
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I keep telling my friend not to buy shoes all I get is "I need them for this" or "they go with this", I can't see the logic and all they do is collect dust in her wardrobe with the rest of them!
Next it'll be "I've got a new pair of socks, I need shoes to go with them"
It's the same with clothes, she buys loads and never wears them!
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"what on Earth possesses Women to buy so many pairs of Shoes, It defies all logic and common sense, Women aren't millipedes they only have one pair of feet, It stands to reason theres only need for a pair of Shoes for work n a nice pair of Wellies for looking Sexy in
Oh and as an aside any Female that refuses to have Sex with me is a Raving Dyke so Nerr Nerr spin on it
Grumpy Gimp "
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"I keep telling my friend not to buy shoes all I get is "I need them for this" or "they go with this", I can't see the logic and all they do is collect dust in her wardrobe with the rest of them!
Next it'll be "I've got a new pair of socks, I need shoes to go with them"
It's the same with clothes, she buys loads and never wears them!
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what on earth has logic got to do with anything? |
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"I see that course you went on is paying dividends, so far you have learned that women aren't millipedes which is huge progress. Now I'm just of to W H Smiths to get you some crayons, hold tight "
Yellow Yellow dont forget the Yellow
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Ahhhh but a lady just wants to be prepared for any and all social occasions you might wish her to accompany you to.
Oh, an to coordinate with whatever colour crayon is the crayon du jour (yellow is such a difficult colour to compliment well)  |
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Whenever she asks do really need another pint I retort with do really need 207 pairs of shoes. The answer is probably no but we're going to have them anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whenever she asks do really need another pint I retort with do really need 207 pairs of shoes. The answer is probably no but we're going to have them anyway. "
What an answer!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"what on Earth possesses Women to buy so many pairs of Shoes, It defies all logic and common sense, Women aren't millipedes they only have one pair of feet, It stands to reason theres only need for a pair of Shoes for work n a nice pair of Wellies for looking Sexy in
Oh and as an aside any Female that refuses to have Sex with me is a Raving Dyke so Nerr Nerr spin on it
Grumpy Gimp "
im a shoe loving lesbian then |
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"Ahhhh but a lady just wants to be prepared for any and all social occasions you might wish her to accompany you to.
Oh, an to coordinate with whatever colour crayon is the crayon du jour (yellow is such a difficult colour to compliment well) "
This is what im on about, Black goes with anything and i can guarantee she will get more admiring looks walking into the gatherings i take Her to if Shes wearing Shiny Green Wellies
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"what on Earth possesses Women to buy so many pairs of Shoes, It defies all logic and common sense, Women aren't millipedes they only have one pair of feet, It stands to reason theres only need for a pair of Shoes for work n a nice pair of Wellies for looking Sexy in
Oh and as an aside any Female that refuses to have Sex with me is a Raving Dyke so Nerr Nerr spin on it
Grumpy Gimp
im a shoe loving lesbian then "
Everyone (Me) Knows your just playing hard to get
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"Ahhhh but a lady just wants to be prepared for any and all social occasions you might wish her to accompany you to.
Oh, an to coordinate with whatever colour crayon is the crayon du jour (yellow is such a difficult colour to compliment well)
This is what im on about, Black goes with anything and i can guarantee she will get more admiring looks walking into the gatherings i take Her to if Shes wearing Shiny Green Wellies
Gimp"
Ahhh but there are so many shades of green and shades of yellow!
Fifty shades of yellow crayon - I think we've found the title for your blog!!! |
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"what on Earth possesses Women to buy so many pairs of Shoes, It defies all logic and common sense, Women aren't millipedes they only have one pair of feet, It stands to reason theres only need for a pair of Shoes for work n a nice pair of Wellies for looking Sexy in
Oh and as an aside any Female that refuses to have Sex with me is a Raving Dyke so Nerr Nerr spin on it
Grumpy Gimp
im a shoe loving lesbian then "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"what on Earth possesses Women to buy so many pairs of Shoes, It defies all logic and common sense, Women aren't millipedes they only have one pair of feet, It stands to reason theres only need for a pair of Shoes for work n a nice pair of Wellies for looking Sexy in
Oh and as an aside any Female that refuses to have Sex with me is a Raving Dyke so Nerr Nerr spin on it
Grumpy Gimp
im a shoe loving lesbian then rare breed "
I is one of those lipstick ones |
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since S-I-C, its become a way of showing the world how 'quirky' they are.
also, the very large ladies cant really look great in clothes - so they buy expensive shoes/handbags to 'compensate' |
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"since S-I-C, its become a way of showing the world how 'quirky' they are.
also, the very large ladies cant really look great in clothes - so they buy expensive shoes/handbags to 'compensate'"
I like to see a guy who isn't looking to ingratiate himself with women |
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"since S-I-C, its become a way of showing the world how 'quirky' they are.
also, the very large ladies cant really look great in clothes - so they buy expensive shoes/handbags to 'compensate'
I like to see a guy who isn't looking to ingratiate himself with women "
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"Whatever happened to the good old days? Barefoot and tied t'kitchen sink? They were lucky if man o'thouse gave her his cast off clogs!"
More like lucky if ya got a clout never mind the clogs |
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"I'm that rare breed of woman that isn't too arsed about shoes...however, don't get me started on handbags "
Got to be boots for me....brown ones are best...shelves full of them |
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"I hate wearing shoes, not wearing any right now, but still have at least 40 pairs, most of which i cannot walk in.
Some shoe's arn't for walking in "
most of mine are tame and not that high, but 3 inches seems a lot to me.
for shoes that is. |
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