50 Shades of Toast

By *annGent OP Man over a year ago

With a cracking view

Firefighters are expecting a rise in 999 call when the film is released ...

Reading further, and one of their recent call-outs was to release a man's genitalia from a toaster

Vacuum cleaners I can understand to an extent ...

But a toaster ?????????????????????

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-31428072

By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Nice trip to the local A and E then too.....

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only have 5 settings on my toaster