it is better to die standing than to live kneeling..i dunno about that one though..? especialy if you are down on your knees giving a lovely lady a love bite on her arse or licking her wet clit dry..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You never get a second chance at s first impression

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Prior preparation prevents piss poor performance.

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By *awty MaxWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger

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By *ntimatediscretionMan over a year ago

eaglescliffe

at the end of the day...it gets dark...

and...

don't eat yellow snow....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger "

Apart from polio

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't be a cunt.

But I was enjoying being a cunt....spoilsport. "

Pack it in.

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger "

Unless a grand piano accidentally falls on you from a great height.

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By *ouple1973Couple over a year ago

clowne

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger "
so true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger "

i wonder if neitzsche said that while on Viagra..?

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By *onnyeasygoingMan over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

If it moves, fuck it, if it doesn't move, fuck it till it does.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's not number of breaths you take but the number of moments that take your breath away that count

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's better to burn out than slowly fade away.

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

fail to prepare =prepare to fail best advise given to kids around exam time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Needs must when the Devil farts down your trousers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Needs must when the Devil farts down your trousers. "

fuck..never heard that one before..? ill have to have a good ponder on that one and try figure it out..?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

U only live once take the risk......

Sadly I didn't lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Prior preparation prevents piss poor performance."

a good one actually

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Better to have it and not need it,

Than,

To need it and not have it.

this

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By *oobsandballsMan over a year ago

st andrews

Wheaton's Law: Don't be a dick.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keep me out of good underwear shops and shoe shops ohh and mac cosmetics

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By *iM4kinkMan over a year ago

San Antonio

Mmm...luv being the cunt, and when your the cunt don't be picky, let em cum where ever they want ! ! !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What doesn't kill me.....

Had better start running.....

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By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

You can only piss with the cock you've got.

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By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

If it moves fuck it . . . If it doesn't then eat it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's easier to beg forgiveness than ask permission.... use with caution!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some days you get the gold mine.

Other days, you just get the shaft!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The truest saying in writing or words are "you never know until you try".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shit happens.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We don't stop playing because we get old

we get old when we stop playing.

Ooooh I like this saying, very good motto/mantra

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By *rivingforceMan over a year ago

yorkshire

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By *rivingforceMan over a year ago

yorkshire

With great power comes great responsibility, oh hang on that's not me its Spider-Man's uncle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Treat others the way you wish to be treated.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Treat others the way you wish to be treated.

This and keep it simple!

I also like Ockham's razor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never re-heat soup. It doesnt taste as good second time around.

Meaning dont go back to the past.

My great gran used to say this. And she was right!

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