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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hot girl, each and every time good boy lol"
Unless of course it's the game which guarantees Liverpool win the league.
But I have a much better chance of bagging a hot night with a hot girl.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love footy so I think I'm a pleasant mix of both 
Ah The Perfect Woman 
I have my moments 
Are those moments during half time? "
I've been known to drop to my knees unexpectantly at that time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love footy so I think I'm a pleasant mix of both
Ah The Perfect Woman
I have my moments
Are those moments during half time?
I've been known to drop to my knees unexpectantly at that time "
Marry Me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ideally you'd want to be having sex whilst footy is on.....
Yep and always doggy style so you don't miss anything.jeez "
why not balance a ?? on there bums too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ideally you'd want to be having sex whilst footy is on.....
Yep and always doggy style so you don't miss anything.jeez why not balance a ?? on there bums too"
pint of beer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ideally you'd want to be having sex whilst footy is on.....
Yep and always doggy style so you don't miss anything.jeez why not balance a ?? on there bums too"
That'd just be rude. |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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what cup final.... have to ask....
i might give the footy a miss if it was the league cup... or one of the lower ones....
but if it was lets say the champions league final..... no chance!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"what cup final.... have to ask....
i might give the footy a miss if it was the league cup... or one of the lower ones....
but if it was lets say the champions league final..... no chance!!!! "
lol don't know what one I'm not an expert in the field |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love footy so I think I'm a pleasant mix of both
Ah The Perfect Woman
I have my moments
Are those moments during half time?
I've been known to drop to my knees unexpectantly at that time
Marry Me "
Unless your a Man U fan then it wouldn't work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love footy so I think I'm a pleasant mix of both
Ah The Perfect Woman
I have my moments
Are those moments during half time?
I've been known to drop to my knees unexpectantly at that time
Marry Me
Unless your a Man U fan then it wouldn't work "
You're in trouble then because I am |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love footy so I think I'm a pleasant mix of both
Ah The Perfect Woman
I have my moments
Are those moments during half time?
I've been known to drop to my knees unexpectantly at that time
Marry Me
Unless your a Man U fan then it wouldn't work
You're in trouble then because I am "
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"Hmmm....
22 actors running around kissing each other and falling over
OR
a hot woman making you forget everything else......"
You might mean 20, usually the GK's just stay in the area/box.
I see you havent included subsitutions into your equasion. Id go back up to 25 |
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"Footie lasts 90 mins .... A hot lady last a lot lot lot longer ... but both last a lifetime in the memory .... ... ... hot girl for me ... lol "
Thats not fair, your from Newcastle, your bound to pick the woman |
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By *heOwlMan
over a year ago
Altrincham |
Oh that's far to easy - hot totty every time ... don't like football!
Now F1 and I might pause to thing briefly, but would still choose to hoty, well unless she was bonkers about F1. Can always record the F1 (to be honest as I am normally attempting to zip down the canal when t' F1 is on it gets recorded anyway). |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
Ultimate fantasy at the moment is to be done on all 4s watching some of the finest moments of liverpools history...
Thankfully my lover is quite understanding of this current desire and even as a Spurs fan is happy to fulfil this requirement.
So for me, both, but if I had to choose... footy or totty... sorry it would be footy every time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Since my team are a non league team the cup final would be some minor league cup sponsored by a local chip shop. The bigger the trophy the less important it is . The world cup is diddy the north wales combined league trophy , bloody huge
So
Night in with a hotty please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love footy so I think I'm a pleasant mix of both
Ah The Perfect Woman
I have my moments
Are those moments during half time?
I've been known to drop to my knees unexpectantly at that time "
I'd dive in the box just to get booked by you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmm....
22 actors running around kissing each other and falling over
OR
a hot woman making you forget everything else......
You might mean 20, usually the GK's just stay in the area/box.
I see you havent included subsitutions into your equasion. Id go back up to 25"
The amount of said balance challenged actors is irrelevant....
They are still a waste of oxygen and can whistle..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't like football "
Mmmmmmm......
"OR Top Gear."
we need to talk....
"I think it's the main reason why I can't get meets."
Looking in the wrong place |
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"Footie lasts 90 mins .... A hot lady last a lot lot lot longer ... but both last a lifetime in the memory .... ... ... hot girl for me ... lol
Thats not fair, your from Newcastle, your bound to pick the woman"
... way we playing at mo fem wins every time ... even tho football a religion here ... then again .. so are our fems too ... |
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