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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you?
If you do then why 
Oh and whats it called "
I call mine different things dependant on my mood.
I'f I've just made love it's called The Pleasure Giver as we've both just had a lovely time.
If I've had too much wine it's called "Work you fucking lousy idle bastard!" |
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My cock is called Lord Mountbatten
I didn't name him though, that's his name he told me it, cheeky fella.
I think you will find most gentlemen's cocks actually talk to them and in fact control large parts of their lives. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i know a few that got names for them and i can honestly say its the most off puttin thing ever!!
i mean the thruster???? aye right wasnt even the bloody nudger!!!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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i've met dasher and dancer and prancer and vixen, comet and cupid and donner and blitzen, rudolf was a no show, something about the traffic and it being foggy (aye right, we all heard that one before eh girls?)...then, ha, there was sleepy and dopey (most aptly named)doc and happy and grumpy (also, well named)and sneezy (don't ask!) and finally....bashful, never again! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i've met dasher and dancer and prancer and vixen, comet and cupid and donner and blitzen, rudolf was a no show, something about the traffic and it being foggy (aye right, we all heard that one before eh girls?)...then, ha, there was sleepy and dopey (most aptly named)doc and happy and grumpy (also, well named)and sneezy (don't ask!) and finally....bashful, never again!"
Blimey! You get around a bit dontcha?   |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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lol this always makes me laugh but it isn't my story......but a lady I know on another site had a meet one day..and just as they were about to do the deed he said " Mr Yum Yum wants to hide in the lurrrrrrrrrve tunnel"
so, Mr Yum yum a man calls his |
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"i've met dasher and dancer and prancer and vixen, comet and cupid and donner and blitzen, rudolf was a no show, something about the traffic and it being foggy (aye right, we all heard that one before eh girls?)...then, ha, there was sleepy and dopey (most aptly named)doc and happy and grumpy (also, well named)and sneezy (don't ask!) and finally....bashful, never again!
Blimey! You get around a bit dontcha? "
purlease! all in a nights work for some greedy girls! |
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Id tell Mr Yum yum to feck off and get the choo choo train to someone elses lurrve tunnel 
