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By *hyllyphylly OP Man over a year ago

Bradford

That every time I get all snug in bed, pull the duvet right over me, my body needs to fart?

It's annoying, lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's just your body's own central heating warming you up of a cold winters night.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Laying down causes the bowels and colon to relax. Being on your side is the most relaxed position. Better out than in,you'll end up like a space hopper

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If you give yourself a Dutch oven, it's not as much fun as doing it to someone else.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That every time I get all snug in bed, pull the duvet right over me, my body needs to fart?

It's annoying, lol. "

You go to bed too early, stay up another fifteen minutes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I fart I get a warm glow of satisfaction. It's other people farting in bed that pisses me off.

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By *asmanian TigerMan over a year ago

lala land

"Laying down causes the bowels and colon to relax. Being on your side is the most relaxed position. Better out than in,you'll end up like a space hopper "

That can't be true I fart all the time

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I imagine following through is worse. Also a hot water bottle retains the heat longer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That every time I get all snug in bed, pull the duvet right over me, my body needs to fart?

It's annoying, lol. "

No I love that...

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