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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Three young men, all full of colds, are having a debate as to who cough up the most phlegm.
They decide to settle it by having a £50 quid wager and gobbing on the nearest window. Seeing whose is the largest and the winner takes the money.
First guy snooks up, raises it it into mouth, moved to the window and gobs on it. 4 cm diameter they declare, not bad.
Second guy takes a deep breath, snooks up from teh bottom of his lungs, gobs on the window. 6 cm diameter and is declared the leader so far.
Third guy says "I win, give me the money". To which the others say "But you haven't gone yet."
Third guy walks over to the window and goes "slurp, slurrrrpppp" and gobs out. Winner.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It has to be like really fucking short for me to get it..and not include long words...
S-i-x o-u-t of 7 d-w-a-r-f-s a-r-e n-o-t Happy."
No..words don't have numbers in it...  |
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Three young men, all full of colds, are having a debate as to who cough up the most phlegm.
They decide to settle it by having a £50 quid wager and gobbing on the nearest window. Seeing whose is the largest and the winner takes the money.
First guy snooks up, raises it it into mouth, moved to the window and gobs on it. 4 cm diameter they declare, not bad.
Second guy takes a deep breath, snooks up from teh bottom of his lungs, gobs on the window. 6 cm diameter and is declared the leader so far.
Third guy says "I win, give me the money". To which the others say "But you haven't gone yet."
Third guy walks over to the window and goes "slurp, slurrrrpppp" and gobs out. Winner.
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