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"Just been inspired to write this post after just eating a Gurkin with my lunch.
What foods woukd you use in sexual play??
Gurkin is on my list  "
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"Harvester now offer these in their 'salad cart' display.
Mimi ones, unsliced, they look like 'Little Shrek Willies' complete with lil baby warts.
Strawberries for me"
LOL!!!!!! 
Strawberries are on my list also |
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"Harvester now offer these in their 'salad cart' display.
Mimi ones, unsliced, they look like 'Little Shrek Willies' complete with lil baby warts.
Strawberries for me
LOL!!!!!!
Strawberries are on my list also "
Ive done the usual shit, squited fresh cream on her fanny and licked it off, stuck ice cubes in my mouth and licked her, similar with strawberries but thats about it.
quite boring really |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Harvester now offer these in their 'salad cart' display.
Mimi ones, unsliced, they look like 'Little Shrek Willies' complete with lil baby warts.
Strawberries for me
LOL!!!!!!
Strawberries are on my list also
Ive done the usual shit, squited fresh cream on her fanny and licked it off, stuck ice cubes in my mouth and licked her, similar with strawberries but thats about it.
quite boring really"
I always like squirts cream  |
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"Harvester now offer these in their 'salad cart' display.
Mimi ones, unsliced, they look like 'Little Shrek Willies' complete with lil baby warts.
Strawberries for me
LOL!!!!!!
Strawberries are on my list also
Ive done the usual shit, squited fresh cream on her fanny and licked it off, stuck ice cubes in my mouth and licked her, similar with strawberries but thats about it.
quite boring really
I always like squirts cream "
Your from the land of Ambrosia.
Any Rice Pudding sceanrio's going on? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Harvester now offer these in their 'salad cart' display.
Mimi ones, unsliced, they look like 'Little Shrek Willies' complete with lil baby warts.
Strawberries for me
LOL!!!!!!
Strawberries are on my list also
Ive done the usual shit, squited fresh cream on her fanny and licked it off, stuck ice cubes in my mouth and licked her, similar with strawberries but thats about it.
quite boring really
I always like squirts cream
Your from the land of Ambrosia.
Any Rice Pudding sceanrio's going on?"
Ooooh no. I like it but, not for food play. |
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"Harvester now offer these in their 'salad cart' display.
Mimi ones, unsliced, they look like 'Little Shrek Willies' complete with lil baby warts.
Strawberries for me
LOL!!!!!!
Strawberries are on my list also
Ive done the usual shit, squited fresh cream on her fanny and licked it off, stuck ice cubes in my mouth and licked her, similar with strawberries but thats about it.
quite boring really
I always like squirts cream
Your from the land of Ambrosia.
Any Rice Pudding sceanrio's going on?
Ooooh no. I like it but, not for food play. "
So you wouldnt be into making potato prints into a bowl of stodgy rice pudding using just your vagina while I snap away on my Nixon 500cs camera?
would make a lovely ornament once set! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Harvester now offer these in their 'salad cart' display.
Mimi ones, unsliced, they look like 'Little Shrek Willies' complete with lil baby warts.
Strawberries for me
LOL!!!!!!
Strawberries are on my list also
Ive done the usual shit, squited fresh cream on her fanny and licked it off, stuck ice cubes in my mouth and licked her, similar with strawberries but thats about it.
quite boring really
I always like squirts cream
Your from the land of Ambrosia.
Any Rice Pudding sceanrio's going on?
Ooooh no. I like it but, not for food play.
So you wouldnt be into making potato prints into a bowl of stodgy rice pudding using just your vagina while I snap away on my Nixon 500cs camera?
would make a lovely ornament once set!"
Ha! No |
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"*gherkin..
I've seen an aubergine or 3 in pics.
Not for me though.
Not to have inserted inside me.
To be eaten "
Would love to feed you grapes and give you goblets of wine :P |
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We messed around with a cadburys crème egg many moons ago ,,,,,it was supposed to be along the lines of 'how do you eat yours' so popped it between mindys lips and started having a nibble when all of a sudden she coughed and the bugger was gone 
with a couple of spoons we got most of it out and the rest deposited itself in her knickers over the next couple of days ,,,,,,,, looked disgusting |
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"Have done the usual Mars Bars, bananas, courgettes type thing. Grapes were fun though, I couldn't remember how many I had stuffed up her "
Did you get them out! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"*gherkin..
I've seen an aubergine or 3 in pics.
Not for me though.
Not to have inserted inside me.
To be eaten
Would love to feed you grapes and give you goblets of wine :P"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"We messed around with a cadburys crème egg many moons ago ,,,,,it was supposed to be along the lines of 'how do you eat yours' so popped it between mindys lips and started having a nibble when all of a sudden she coughed and the bugger was gone
with a couple of spoons we got most of it out and the rest deposited itself in her knickers over the next couple of days ,,,,,,,, looked disgusting "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just been inspired to write this post after just eating a Gurkin with my lunch.
What foods woukd you use in sexual play??
Gurkin is on my list "
Love Gurkins sliced or whole |
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"I've had fun with all sorts. But, i'm not going nowhere near a gherkin. That stuff stinks!
Yuk!
You only like chicken that's why!!  "
I just don't like things that smell and covered in vinegar. Not a fan of the stuff. Quite a picky eater.
...but i eat pussy.
(Hahaha, couldn't resist. Had to say it.)
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By (user no longer on site)
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was with this girl, bonking + she gave me a mars bar.
Don't think she meant it as an kind of prize.
so naive, didnt have a clue what I was supposed to do with it.
everything clicked years later when i read about marianne faithful.
but the moment had passed
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By (user no longer on site)
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"was with this girl, bonking + she gave me a mars bar.
Don't think she meant it as an kind of prize.
so naive, didnt have a clue what I was supposed to do with it.
everything clicked years later when i read about marianne faithful.
but the moment had passed
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Where did the Mars bar come from? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"was with this girl, bonking + she gave me a mars bar.
Don't think she meant it as an kind of prize.
so naive, didnt have a clue what I was supposed to do with it.
everything clicked years later when i read about marianne faithful.
but the moment had passed
Where did the Mars bar come from?"
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By (user no longer on site)
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Top tip- squirty cream is an absolute nightmare.. Stinks of hot milk, unless you use synthetic cream...
Bought some for a party once, real dairy squirty cream, and after about 10 mins the room absolutely stank.... 
I'm not really into good play, but I'm a clean freak, so don't like food mess. Maybe the odd glass of champagne, but not actual food... The only thing I want to be eaten is pussy or cock...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Top tip- squirty cream is an absolute nightmare.. Stinks of hot milk, unless you use synthetic cream...
Bought some for a party once, real dairy squirty cream, and after about 10 mins the room absolutely stank....
I'm not really into good play, but I'm a clean freak, so don't like food mess. Maybe the odd glass of champagne, but not actual food... The only thing I want to be eaten is pussy or cock... "
Ditto!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Top tip- squirty cream is an absolute nightmare.. Stinks of hot milk, unless you use synthetic cream...
Bought some for a party once, real dairy squirty cream, and after about 10 mins the room absolutely stank....
I'm not really into good play, but I'm a clean freak, so don't like food mess. Maybe the odd glass of champagne, but not actual food... The only thing I want to be eaten is pussy or cock...
Ditto!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Top tip- squirty cream is an absolute nightmare.. Stinks of hot milk, unless you use synthetic cream...
Bought some for a party once, real dairy squirty cream, and after about 10 mins the room absolutely stank....
I'm not really into good play, but I'm a clean freak, so don't like food mess. Maybe the odd glass of champagne, but not actual food... The only thing I want to be eaten is pussy or cock...
Ditto!
it's good to focus on the prize "
It starts with the prize and ends with the prize.
Doesn't get better than that.
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