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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So I'm on the phone to a lady I'm about to meet, she lives about 40 minutes away (on foot), but I don't mind, I like walking. Then she says "Oh, if you wouldn't mind, could you grab a baguette, some butter, ham and tomatoes? Thanks". When I showed hesitation, she said "Forget it" and hung up on me!

Now is it just me, or is that fairly erratic behaviour?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did she confuse you with meals on wheels?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Depends, on whether you was going round there to play or have a bite to eat lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Not if she was going to make you a sandwich.

Don't have much look with women on here all the complaints you make about messages ect

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yea baguettes are so yesterday lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So I'm on the phone to a lady I'm about to meet, she lives about 40 minutes away (on foot), but I don't mind, I like walking. Then she says "Oh, if you wouldn't mind, could you grab a baguette, some butter, ham and tomatoes? Thanks". When I showed hesitation, she said "Forget it" and hung up on me!

Now is it just me, or is that fairly erratic behaviour? "

Not that erratic. If she had asked for a cat food on rye, that would have been questionable.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe she should be doing family shop but picked to meet you ... so she don't have time as in the shower getting ready for you . lol Its A bit strange .

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not if she was going to make you a sandwich.

Don't have much look with women on here all the complaints you make about messages ect

"

I've had two meets in two weeks. And no, the sandwich was for her, she made that very clear. And I never said 'no', like I said, I showed hesitation.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would say its a strange foreplay move to use sandwiches, maibe its cheese ploughman's 9" baguette. I gues each to their own lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A meet and a sandwich and you blew it. I'd be furious with myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A meet and a sandwich and you blew it. I'd be furious with myself. "

I'm sure women don't kick themselves when they miss out on a meet, so why should I?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Perhaps she wanted to makr u lunch

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I asked for a meet to pick up some milk lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Perhaps she wanted to makr u lunch"

As stated above, it was all for her. She said she was hungry and told me specifically what to get.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A meet and a sandwich and you blew it. I'd be furious with myself.

I'm sure women don't kick themselves when they miss out on a meet, so why should I?"

There has been a few threads from miffed females when they miss out.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I asked for a meet to pick up some milk lol "

or icec ream lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe she has some sort of food fetish and so needed it .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You've had a narrow escape. Imagine if, on the meet, she asked 'Does my bum look big in this?" And you hesitated

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A meet and a sandwich and you blew it. I'd be furious with myself.

I'm sure women don't kick themselves when they miss out on a meet, so why should I?

There has been a few threads from miffed females when they miss out. "

yeah saw it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So I'm on the phone to a lady I'm about to meet, she lives about 40 minutes away (on foot), but I don't mind, I like walking. Then she says "Oh, if you wouldn't mind, could you grab a baguette, some butter, ham and tomatoes? Thanks". When I showed hesitation, she said "Forget it" and hung up on me!

Now is it just me, or is that fairly erratic behaviour? "

think you missed a good un mate i usually get asked to bring 20 fags and a bottle of vodka id asked if she wanted milk!

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By *issmorganWoman  over a year ago

Calderdale innit


"Did she confuse you with meals on wheels?"

This made me chuckle

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

I reckon someone along the line is bullshitting.

I mean come on, she didnt even have butter in the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Perhaps she wanted to makr u lunch

As stated above, it was all for her. She said she was hungry and told me specifically what to get."

To be fair is it any different to buying a few drinks or taking a bottle of wine?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Perhaps she wanted to makr u lunch

As stated above, it was all for her. She said she was hungry and told me specifically what to get."

You could have doubled up the order and shared lunch. There's worse ways to the start a meet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I reckon someone along the line is bullshitting.

I mean come on, she didnt even have butter in the fridge.

"

Apparently she had recently moved into the accommodation.

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Perhaps she wanted to makr u lunch

As stated above, it was all for her. She said she was hungry and told me specifically what to get.

You could have doubled up the order and shared lunch. There's worse ways to the start a meet. "

All those crispy crumbs stuck to your chests due to the baby oil.

So sexy yet so itchy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I asked for a meet to pick up some milk lol "

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"I reckon someone along the line is bullshitting.

I mean come on, she didnt even have butter in the fridge.

Apparently she had recently moved into the accommodation. "

She's winding you up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You've had a narrow escape. Imagine if, on the meet, she asked 'Does my bum look big in this?" And you hesitated "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd message to say I only hesitated as butter is high in colesterol

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Is her name Marg?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I think my issue is more to do with her reaction rather than her request. I never said 'no', I just showed hesitance because we only had about half an hour as it was, but going to the shops for her would've cut about 15 minutes out of that.

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"I think my issue is more to do with her reaction rather than her request. I never said 'no', I just showed hesitance because we only had about half an hour as it was, but going to the shops for her would've cut about 15 minutes out of that."

You didnt get the chance by the sounds, ol dial a spud just hung up on you.

Count your loses and your loose change I think

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think my issue is more to do with her reaction rather than her request. I never said 'no', I just showed hesitance because we only had about half an hour as it was, but going to the shops for her would've cut about 15 minutes out of that."

Fair enough but I don't see the problem with 15 minutes. I could get 10 shags in that time......and that includes undressing and getting dressed again.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think my issue is more to do with her reaction rather than her request. I never said 'no', I just showed hesitance because we only had about half an hour as it was, but going to the shops for her would've cut about 15 minutes out of that."

Pah that still would have left 14 minutes spare if it was me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did she confuse you with meals on wheels?

This made me chuckle "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think my issue is more to do with her reaction rather than her request. I never said 'no', I just showed hesitance because we only had about half an hour as it was, but going to the shops for her would've cut about 15 minutes out of that.

Fair enough but I don't see the problem with 15 minutes. I could get 10 shags in that time......and that includes undressing and getting dressed again."

That's mightily impressive. Wanna meet?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think my issue is more to do with her reaction rather than her request. I never said 'no', I just showed hesitance because we only had about half an hour as it was, but going to the shops for her would've cut about 15 minutes out of that.

Fair enough but I don't see the problem with 15 minutes. I could get 10 shags in that time......and that includes undressing and getting dressed again."

10 shags in 15 minutes Are you Fab's sexual equivalent of the Gatling gun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think my issue is more to do with her reaction rather than her request. I never said 'no', I just showed hesitance because we only had about half an hour as it was, but going to the shops for her would've cut about 15 minutes out of that.

Fair enough but I don't see the problem with 15 minutes. I could get 10 shags in that time......and that includes undressing and getting dressed again.

That's mightily impressive. Wanna meet? "

I have a spare 5 mins if you fancy a sex marathon

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"I think my issue is more to do with her reaction rather than her request. I never said 'no', I just showed hesitance because we only had about half an hour as it was, but going to the shops for her would've cut about 15 minutes out of that.

Fair enough but I don't see the problem with 15 minutes. I could get 10 shags in that time......and that includes undressing and getting dressed again.

10 shags in 15 minutes Are you Fab's sexual equivalent of the Gatling gun "

The cream pie guns off Buggsy malone spring to mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think my issue is more to do with her reaction rather than her request. I never said 'no', I just showed hesitance because we only had about half an hour as it was, but going to the shops for her would've cut about 15 minutes out of that.

Fair enough but I don't see the problem with 15 minutes. I could get 10 shags in that time......and that includes undressing and getting dressed again.

That's mightily impressive. Wanna meet?

I have a spare 5 mins if you fancy a sex marathon "

Well this day turned out all right after all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think my issue is more to do with her reaction rather than her request. I never said 'no', I just showed hesitance because we only had about half an hour as it was, but going to the shops for her would've cut about 15 minutes out of that.

Fair enough but I don't see the problem with 15 minutes. I could get 10 shags in that time......and that includes undressing and getting dressed again.

10 shags in 15 minutes Are you Fab's sexual equivalent of the Gatling gun

The cream pie guns off Buggsy malone spring to mind"

that has tickled me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

what a great idea!

I am sometimes to lazy to got to the supermarket.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Forget what,the meet?or forget doing her shopping?

Hope you went anyway? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"what a great idea!

I am sometimes to lazy to got to the supermarket. "

You're looking for the Occado man

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" Forget what,the meet?or forget doing her shopping?

Hope you went anyway? Lol "

Nah, she said beforehand that if I didn't get her the stuff, then don't bother turning up.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


" Forget what,the meet?or forget doing her shopping?

Hope you went anyway? Lol

Nah, she said beforehand that if I didn't get her the stuff, then don't bother turning up."

I think she was have a giraffe with you...I'd of asked for cheese and pickle

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" Forget what,the meet?or forget doing her shopping?

Hope you went anyway? Lol

Nah, she said beforehand that if I didn't get her the stuff, then don't bother turning up.

I think she was have a giraffe with you...I'd of asked for cheese and pickle "

I do prefer a ploughman's.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haha proper diva! The sad thing is some mug will be on his merry way there now with her shopping lol.

I'm just jealous,I'd be doing it myself if I thought I'd get away with it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" Forget what,the meet?or forget doing her shopping?

Hope you went anyway? Lol

Nah, she said beforehand that if I didn't get her the stuff, then don't bother turning up.

I think she was have a giraffe with you...I'd of asked for cheese and pickle

I do prefer a ploughman's. "

A ploughman's what? Come on, 'fess up. On second thoughts ...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So I'm on the phone to a lady I'm about to meet, she lives about 40 minutes away (on foot), but I don't mind, I like walking. Then she says "Oh, if you wouldn't mind, could you grab a baguette, some butter, ham and tomatoes? Thanks". When I showed hesitation, she said "Forget it" and hung up on me!

Now is it just me, or is that fairly erratic behaviour? "

It's just the school of thought that says men will do anything to get laid... not surprised at all,she could have asked you to grab some secret possession for her

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Does she live in Birmingham nr Baguetty Junction?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wouldn't accept a 30 min meet !!

Also if I was asked to get the food order I would be all of a tizz!

What type of tomatoes etc etc

Brown or white baguette.

Salted butter ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I wouldn't accept a 30 min meet !!

Also if I was asked to get the food order I would be all of a tizz!

What type of tomatoes etc etc

Brown or white baguette.

Salted butter ?

"

Ha-ha, I was the same! I'm very specific even with my own shopping, so when someone else is all like "Yeah, just get me this, this, and that", I always have to put the brakes on and say "Yeah, but what type?".

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe she wanted to have some splosh fun and now you ruined the fantasy

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By *evaquitCouple  over a year ago

Catthorpe

Ah, a hesitator. Finally someone I'd have a chance at beating at the yes and no game.

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By *he Stuff Of LegendMan  over a year ago

Hadfield


"So I'm on the phone to a lady I'm about to meet, she lives about 40 minutes away (on foot), but I don't mind, I like walking. Then she says "Oh, if you wouldn't mind, could you grab a baguette, some butter, ham and tomatoes? Thanks". When I showed hesitation, she said "Forget it" and hung up on me!

Now is it just me, or is that fairly erratic behaviour? "

I would bet she would tell a different tail on this i hope she reads and contributes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So I'm on the phone to a lady I'm about to meet, she lives about 40 minutes away (on foot), but I don't mind, I like walking. Then she says "Oh, if you wouldn't mind, could you grab a baguette, some butter, ham and tomatoes? Thanks". When I showed hesitation, she said "Forget it" and hung up on me!

Now is it just me, or is that fairly erratic behaviour?

I would bet she would tell a different tail on this i hope she reads and contributes."

I don't know how different she could tell it. It's a pretty factual reading of events.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does she live in Birmingham nr Baguetty Junction?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Maybe she wanted to have some splosh fun and now you ruined the fantasy "

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By *he Stuff Of LegendMan  over a year ago

Hadfield


"So I'm on the phone to a lady I'm about to meet, she lives about 40 minutes away (on foot), but I don't mind, I like walking. Then she says "Oh, if you wouldn't mind, could you grab a baguette, some butter, ham and tomatoes? Thanks". When I showed hesitation, she said "Forget it" and hung up on me!

Now is it just me, or is that fairly erratic behaviour?

I would bet she would tell a different tail on this i hope she reads and contributes.

I don't know how different she could tell it. It's a pretty factual reading of events. "

Thats what everyone says and in reality there are always 2 points of view. I would hazard a guess she would be unimpressed at the lack of discretion though.

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"So I'm on the phone to a lady I'm about to meet, she lives about 40 minutes away (on foot), but I don't mind, I like walking. Then she says "Oh, if you wouldn't mind, could you grab a baguette, some butter, ham and tomatoes? Thanks". When I showed hesitation, she said "Forget it" and hung up on me!

Now is it just me, or is that fairly erratic behaviour?

I would bet she would tell a different tail on this i hope she reads and contributes.

I don't know how different she could tell it. It's a pretty factual reading of events.

Thats what everyone says and in reality there are always 2 points of view. I would hazard a guess she would be unimpressed at the lack of discretion though. "

You make a valid point LEGEND

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So I'm on the phone to a lady I'm about to meet, she lives about 40 minutes away (on foot), but I don't mind, I like walking. Then she says "Oh, if you wouldn't mind, could you grab a baguette, some butter, ham and tomatoes? Thanks". When I showed hesitation, she said "Forget it" and hung up on me!

Now is it just me, or is that fairly erratic behaviour?

I would bet she would tell a different tail on this i hope she reads and contributes.

I don't know how different she could tell it. It's a pretty factual reading of events.

Thats what everyone says and in reality there are always 2 points of view. I would hazard a guess she would be unimpressed at the lack of discretion though. "

There's no viewpoint, it's just a factual reading of events, like I said. She asked me to get her lunch from the shops, I hesitated, she hung up on me. How can she tell that differently?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So I'm on the phone to a lady I'm about to meet, she lives about 40 minutes away (on foot), but I don't mind, I like walking. Then she says "Oh, if you wouldn't mind, could you grab a baguette, some butter, ham and tomatoes? Thanks". When I showed hesitation, she said "Forget it" and hung up on me!

Now is it just me, or is that fairly erratic behaviour?

I would bet she would tell a different tail on this i hope she reads and contributes.

I don't know how different she could tell it. It's a pretty factual reading of events.

Thats what everyone says and in reality there are always 2 points of view. I would hazard a guess she would be unimpressed at the lack of discretion though. "

Do we have to be discreet about our sandwich preferences now ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"So I'm on the phone to a lady I'm about to meet, she lives about 40 minutes away (on foot), but I don't mind, I like walking. Then she says "Oh, if you wouldn't mind, could you grab a baguette, some butter, ham and tomatoes? Thanks". When I showed hesitation, she said "Forget it" and hung up on me!

Now is it just me, or is that fairly erratic behaviour?

I would bet she would tell a different tail on this i hope she reads and contributes.

I don't know how different she could tell it. It's a pretty factual reading of events.

Thats what everyone says and in reality there are always 2 points of view. I would hazard a guess she would be unimpressed at the lack of discretion though.

Do we have to be discreet about our sandwich preferences now ? "

I will never be discreet about my love for ploughman's sandwiches.

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Tuna and Cheese melt.

sounds odd but have a go it works.

I think I make the best sandwich in the world, its a toasted cheese one in a frying pan.

all credits to Jamie Oliver

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Perhaps she read the 'shak' a pizza delivery chap thread yesterday and this was the next best thing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Perhaps she read the 'shak' a pizza delivery chap thread yesterday and this was the next best thing? "

What exactly is 'shakking', Tina?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Perhaps she wanted to makr u lunch

As stated above, it was all for her. She said she was hungry and told me specifically what to get.

To be fair is it any different to buying a few drinks or taking a bottle of wine?"

If he had a car I'd say no worries, but as he was walking it was more likely to put him out of his way.

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I have been asked to pick up anything from condoms to jaffa cakes and red bull!

It depends how well I know (and like) the guy as to whether or not I do, or just say 'Stuff you!'!

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I think my issue is more to do with her reaction rather than her request. I never said 'no', I just showed hesitance because we only had about half an hour as it was, but going to the shops for her would've cut about 15 minutes out of that."

You were seriously going to walk an 80 minute round trip for a 30 minute meet?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Perhaps she read the 'shak' a pizza delivery chap thread yesterday and this was the next best thing?

What exactly is 'shakking', Tina?"

I'm not sure myself. I think the poster of that thread had a typo, or missed that day at school

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have been asked to pick up anything from condoms to jaffa cakes and red bull!

It depends how well I know (and like) the guy as to whether or not I do, or just say 'Stuff you!'!

"

Well yeah, I mean I'd only been talking to the woman today! So I was essentially asked to shop for a stranger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think my issue is more to do with her reaction rather than her request. I never said 'no', I just showed hesitance because we only had about half an hour as it was, but going to the shops for her would've cut about 15 minutes out of that.

You were seriously going to walk an 80 minute round trip for a 30 minute meet?"

As stated in the post, I like walking.

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I think my issue is more to do with her reaction rather than her request. I never said 'no', I just showed hesitance because we only had about half an hour as it was, but going to the shops for her would've cut about 15 minutes out of that.

You were seriously going to walk an 80 minute round trip for a 30 minute meet?

As stated in the post, I like walking. "

You would have probably enjoyed the additional 15 minute detour then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think my issue is more to do with her reaction rather than her request. I never said 'no', I just showed hesitance because we only had about half an hour as it was, but going to the shops for her would've cut about 15 minutes out of that.

You were seriously going to walk an 80 minute round trip for a 30 minute meet?

As stated in the post, I like walking.

You would have probably enjoyed the additional 15 minute detour then. "

Yeah, that wasn't a problem. It was the fact it would've taken time away from an already short meet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Of course it's erratic behavior, everyone knows that tomatoes suck in a sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think my issue is more to do with her reaction rather than her request. I never said 'no', I just showed hesitance because we only had about half an hour as it was, but going to the shops for her would've cut about 15 minutes out of that.

Fair enough but I don't see the problem with 15 minutes. I could get 10 shags in that time......and that includes undressing and getting dressed again.

10 shags in 15 minutes Are you Fab's sexual equivalent of the Gatling gun "

Made me giggle and be slightly disturbed at the same time.....

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By *oobsandballsMan  over a year ago

st andrews

I've been with Mr 2 and a half years and have yet to ask him to buy me anything at the shops.

It's rather bizarre to ask a meet to do it

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By *afadaoMan  over a year ago

Staines

I think the OP may have misinterpreted this arrangement.

I note the lady asked for some ham - maybe what she asked for was a meat, not a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe she wants a guy who will do whatever is asked of them. We can be a fickle lot x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think the OP may have misinterpreted this arrangement.

I note the lady asked for some ham - maybe what she asked for was a meat, not a meet?"

Oh damn, and all I had to offer was my wiener.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think the OP may have misinterpreted this arrangement.

I note the lady asked for some ham - maybe what she asked for was a meat, not a meet?

Oh damn, and all I had to offer was my wiener."

Oi!!! where were you? Said you wanted a 5 minute sex marathon and had me waiting 10!!! Fucking Timewaster!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think the OP may have misinterpreted this arrangement.

I note the lady asked for some ham - maybe what she asked for was a meat, not a meet?

Oh damn, and all I had to offer was my wiener.

Oi!!! where were you? Said you wanted a 5 minute sex marathon and had me waiting 10!!! Fucking Timewaster!!!"

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By *ustin666666Man  over a year ago

Nottingham

I wouldn't have hesitated.

I'd just say F##K Off.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think the OP may have misinterpreted this arrangement.

I note the lady asked for some ham - maybe what she asked for was a meat, not a meet?

Oh damn, and all I had to offer was my wiener.

Oi!!! where were you? Said you wanted a 5 minute sex marathon and had me waiting 10!!! Fucking Timewaster!!!

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I did

Plenty more cock in the sea lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I really fancy a subway if anyone passing my way plus I have a full hour free

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What's your delivery radius? I'm stuck in the office and could really fancy a pizza. No meet, but I'm worth it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What's your delivery radius? I'm stuck in the office and could really fancy a pizza. No meet, but I'm worth it. "

Are you gonna 'shak' me? No idea what it means, but apparently some people do it to pizza delivery boys.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think the OP may have misinterpreted this arrangement.

I note the lady asked for some ham - maybe what she asked for was a meat, not a meet?"

Yeah I was about to comment whether she really asked for a meet sandwich?

And the OP thought it sounded kinky as hell until she mentioned the shopping.

Can't believe I scrolled through the entire thread to see if someone else commented. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well I got asked to pay for accommodation if I wanted to meet today..£30

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By *ust MonicaWoman  over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE


"I wouldn't have hesitated.

I'd just say F##K Off. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yea baguettes are so yesterday lol"

Yeah, so 2001.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I offered her a sandwich, but the highbrow bitch wanted a baguette. Hungry bitches always be necking baguettes.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"So I'm on the phone to a lady I'm about to meet, she lives about 40 minutes away (on foot), but I don't mind, I like walking. Then she says "Oh, if you wouldn't mind, could you grab a baguette, some butter, ham and tomatoes? Thanks". When I showed hesitation, she said "Forget it" and hung up on me!

Now is it just me, or is that fairly erratic behaviour? "

Pah!

No sympathy from me - you offered her a meat, she chose ham, stop whinging and pass the mustard

Mr ddc

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Looking forward to todays story Jack

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