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If you got hit by a bus today...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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...what would the ambulance crew think of the state of the undies youre wearing today when they have to cut your clothes off? My mother always told me to wear something nice incase I ever did.
Today they might think im a bit kinky wearing crotchless tights, when infact they were normal tights until I bent over to pick something up and they split! ouch!  |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
I always wear matching, and today is the lovely turquoise set that graces my profile, and hold ups. So I'd guess I'd be ok.
Although having been run down by a bus, I'd hope they were more worried about sorting me out than checking if my undies pass muster! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I always wear matching, and today is the lovely turquoise set that graces my profile, and hold ups. So I'd guess I'd be ok.
Although having been run down by a bus, I'd hope they were more worried about sorting me out than checking if my undies pass muster!"
Yes...my mothers pearls of wisdom never do have much logic...i still can't see in the dark due to carrot eating, and my hair is still straight after eating all my toast crusts |
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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago
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Didnt get hit by a bus but did end up in the hospital after making a mess of my leg and ankle. I was morto them cutting off my trousers and I was wearing the oul Bridget Jones, legs unshaved and bikini line a mess. Didn't help with the consultant looking like keanu reeves.  |
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"I always wear matching, and today is the lovely turquoise set that graces my profile, and hold ups. So I'd guess I'd be ok.
Although having been run down by a bus, I'd hope they were more worried about sorting me out than checking if my undies pass muster!
Yes...my mothers pearls of wisdom never do have much logic...i still can't see in the dark due to carrot eating, and my hair is still straight after eating all my toast crusts "
carrot eating.. Good for ya eyes as ya never see a rabbit wearing glasses ( so my Mum used ta say!! Lol ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Didnt get hit by a bus but did end up in the hospital after making a mess of my leg and ankle. I was morto them cutting off my trousers and I was wearing the oul Bridget Jones, legs unshaved and bikini line a mess. Didn't help with the consultant looking like keanu reeves. "
Im blushing for you!! |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"It's quite early in the year so my 2015 pair are quite clean....barely grey with minimal straekage in fact so it's all good. "
so another couple of weeks till you hit the 3 month stage... at that point do you turn them inside out... or back to front??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Didnt get hit by a bus but did end up in the hospital after making a mess of my leg and ankle. I was morto them cutting off my trousers and I was wearing the oul Bridget Jones, legs unshaved and bikini line a mess. Didn't help with the consultant looking like keanu reeves. "
I've done this before too when I fucked up my knee when I was at university. On the plus side, the embarrassment helped distract me from the pain. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Always matching.. Today they would have an eye full. A see through white Brazilian, matching bra... Also see through. Let's hope I don't get hit by a bus and my dad gets called hehehe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is going to spawn a whole new series of cheaters-must-die responses, so I apologise in advance...
I wear nice clothes, good underwear and keep myself trimmed and we'll groomed "down there" all the time, so that when I do meet I'm not unusually groomed or wearing anything different. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's Monday so I have my white pants on. I colour coordinate my underwear and always wear the same colour on the same day. This saves me a lot of confusion.
I also have work pants, Inbetween pants, and out out pants. All colour coordinated of course. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's quite early in the year so my 2015 pair are quite clean....barely grey with minimal straekage in fact so it's all good.
so another couple of weeks till you hit the 3 month stage... at that point do you turn them inside out... or back to front??? "
Inside out in march, then I turn them back to front in June. September I whip them round for the final time before a new pair on fresh every Christmas after my annual bath weather I need them or not....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's Monday so I have my white pants on. I colour coordinate my underwear and always wear the same colour on the same day. This saves me a lot of confusion.
I also have work pants, Inbetween pants, and out out pants. All colour coordinated of course. "
How confusing can underwear be?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's Monday so I have my white pants on. I colour coordinate my underwear and always wear the same colour on the same day. This saves me a lot of confusion.
I also have work pants, Inbetween pants, and out out pants. All colour coordinated of course.
How confusing can underwear be?! "
Very , believe me if I have the wrong colour on the wrong day my day is chaos. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Think if I was hit by a bus my undies may not be so clean as they are now 
But as I am in the workshop at the back of my garden, and my street is not on a bus route the only likely need for an ambulance will be saw related.  |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
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I don't want to get hit by a bus today! I am wearing scooby doo knicks and they are not overly flattering. Years ago we got knocked off our motorbike and I had to get my knee looked at and I was naked under my bike pants - very embarrassing when it came to X-rays |
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