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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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you start sentences with 'i remember when....', or you say 'kids were never like that in my day!'
worrying thing is i'm only 33 but have said both recently lmao |
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By *onnyb0yCouple
over a year ago
north wilts |
"For the men..........When ear and nose hair is thicker than the hair on your head  "
When you come up with a brilliant witty comment, and by the time you get to enter it, you’ve forgotten it.
And then you see some-one has already done it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when you go past a group of girls and tut about how short their skirts are and the amount of make up they have on!!
and when you find yourself sounding like your mother and look in the mirror and you resemble your mother!! x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
You can live without sex, but not without glasses.
Your back goes out more than you do.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
You are proud of your lawn mower.
Your best friend is dating someone half their age... And isn't breaking any laws.
Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
You sing along with the elevator music.
You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?"
You answer a question with "Because I said so!"
The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
You take a metal detector to the beach.
You wear black socks with sandals.
You know what the word equity means.
You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.
You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
You get into a heated argument about pension plans. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
You can live without sex, but not without glasses.
Your back goes out more than you do.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
You are proud of your lawn mower.
Your best friend is dating someone half their age... And isn't breaking any laws.
Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
You sing along with the elevator music.
You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?"
You answer a question with "Because I said so!"
The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
You take a metal detector to the beach.
You wear black socks with sandals.
You know what the word equity means.
You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.
You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
You get into a heated argument about pension plans."
pmsl yep ticked most of them   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
You can live without sex, but not without glasses.
Your back goes out more than you do.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
You are proud of your lawn mower.
Your best friend is dating someone half their age... And isn't breaking any laws.
Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
You sing along with the elevator music.
You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?"
You answer a question with "Because I said so!"
The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
You take a metal detector to the beach.
You wear black socks with sandals.
You know what the word equity means.
You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.
You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
You get into a heated argument about pension plans."
someones googled  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you click on 'reply in forum' and during the split second it takes for the input field to appear you have forgotten what you were going to say."
that's because u should be working funky! lol |
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"When you click on 'reply in forum' and during the split second it takes for the input field to appear you have forgotten what you were going to say.
that's because u should be working funky! lol"
Shush you! That was our secret!
Yes that's right everyone I'm on the job right now, I'm a forum cop! Someone keeps murdering threads in here and I'm on their trail... |
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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago
London |
As a bloke, the morning wash and brush now involves.. Flossing, toothpaste, mouthwash, Defuzzing nasal and ear hair, the odd eyebrow pluck to stop the monobrow, face scrub, shaving oil, body wash, toner, moisturisers, eye moisturiser, hair wax, anti persp, cologne
At what point did imperial leather and signal stop being enough? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Instead of buying my Chanel body wash to match my perfume I'm buying Radox bath salts to soak my muscles in!
I'm not playing any more: time for my bed bath and Horlicks! |
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By *eridotWoman
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"when yoy nolonger get excited about getting on an aeroplane and staying in a hotel........... yeah you guessed I'm away yet again!!!"
But I'm getting excited about getting on an aeroplane and staying in a hotel ... IN TWO WEEKS TIME ...YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
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