Last night at dinner I was with my mate (female) and my other mate (male) came to join us for a drink after and I said 'urgh I ate too much!' And my female friend said to my male friend (who she had never met before and who I was planning to shag later) 'she just needs to fart!' And the later I accidentally flashed my bum and she said 'I don't want to see your arse, you fart and shit out of that'. I'm never taking her anywhere ever again!! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Last night at dinner I was with my mate (female) and my other mate (male) came to join us for a drink after and I said 'urgh I ate too much!' And my female friend said to my male friend (who she had never met before and who I was planning to shag later) 'she just needs to fart!' And the later I accidentally flashed my bum and she said 'I don't want to see your arse, you fart and shit out of that'. I'm never taking her anywhere ever again!! "
But was she right and did you need to fart?
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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I fart at the most inopportune moments sometimes, including during sex.
I have a temperamental stomach and if I get gassy, at some point it's going to come out! It's more likely to happen if there are things going on that mess with my muscle control and concentration, and certain acts/positions don't help either!
I try not to eat anything that will cause botty burps when I know I have a meet lined up but even then sometimes I can get gassy for no apparent reason. Stress affects it, along with various other factors.
Sometimes it's embarrassing, sometimes I laugh, sometimes I apologise. It depends on the situation and the person/people I'm with.
If the occasional errant fart would be a problem for you, cross me off your 'would like to meet' list! |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"lol I am guessing not many will admit to it but have probably rattled some balls at some point or other  "
It's a natural function and sometimes can't be helped. I do things far worse than fart sometimes!
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"Last night at dinner I was with my mate (female) and my other mate (male) came to join us for a drink after and I said 'urgh I ate too much!' And my female friend said to my male friend (who she had never met before and who I was planning to shag later) 'she just needs to fart!' And the later I accidentally flashed my bum and she said 'I don't want to see your arse, you fart and shit out of that'. I'm never taking her anywhere ever again!!
But was she right and did you need to fart?
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A fart would have appeared eventually, but it wasn't ready to go just yet. And she didn't have to say it infront of the guy I was shagging xD he looked so uncomfortable |
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I was once going down on a women and she kept farting. Not sure she even knew she was doing it. Smelt like garlic pate. Couldn't eat pate for months after that. As for sex I made my excuses and left |
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"I was once going down on a women and she kept farting. Not sure she even knew she was doing it. Smelt like garlic pate. Couldn't eat pate for months after that. As for sex I made my excuses and left"
What was your excuse? |
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"I was once going down on a women and she kept farting. Not sure she even knew she was doing it. Smelt like garlic pate. Couldn't eat pate for months after that. As for sex I made my excuses and left
What was your excuse? "
I just said this ain't right got dressed and left quick |
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Can see how it could be off putting for some,I can laugh n shrug it off without missing a beat though
It's all very funny until someone follows through!  |
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" Can see how it could be off putting for some,I can laugh n shrug it off without missing a beat though
It's all very funny until someone follows through! "
I was once walking home with a date id met at a nightclub and I tried to let out a sneaky silent one but followed through into my kecks..it ended up ok though because we stayed together for 2 years after my little crude lavatorial mishap..  |
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" Can see how it could be off putting for some,I can laugh n shrug it off without missing a beat though
It's all very funny until someone follows through!
I was once walking home with a date id met at a nightclub and I tried to let out a sneaky silent one but followed through into my kecks..it ended up ok though because we stayed together for 2 years after my little crude lavatorial mishap.. "
Ahhh how romantic,and a great story for the grandkids!  |
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"I was once going down on a women and she kept farting. Not sure she even knew she was doing it. Smelt like garlic pate. Couldn't eat pate for months after that. As for sex I made my excuses and left"
Haha that's just gross |
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"I was once going down on a women and she kept farting. Not sure she even knew she was doing it. Smelt like garlic pate. Couldn't eat pate for months after that. As for sex I made my excuses and left
Haha that's just gross "
It was not nice st all lol |
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