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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cats will be cats. I always feel sorry for the animals when the cat has to play with them first, it's like toying with them before they deal them the final blow.
Also I don't understand why most just kill and then leave them. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"At least it's doing it outside, ours have a habit if doing it on either the kitchen or the lounge floor. Little furry  feckers"
He has just beheaded it and keeps looking in at me with a face that looks like butter wouldn't melt as though asking if I want some! He can stay out side the little killer! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Isn't it what they've spent millions of years evolving to to?  "
I wouldn't mind if he did it somewhere else, but he will gruesomely pull it to bits, eat what he wants and then leave me to clean up the mess. Might just leave it and hope a fox turns up to take care of the remains! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cats will kill to provide for you.. its a token of their affection for you xx "
It is a nice gesture until I have to clear up the blood and guts from the patio! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Isn't it what they've spent millions of years evolving to to?
I wouldn't mind if he did it somewhere else, but he will gruesomely pull it to bits, eat what he wants and then leave me to clean up the mess. Might just leave it and hope a fox turns up to take care of the remains!"
Nature of the beast I guess....cats up their catty things...
And lol, sure a fox wouldn't turn down a freebie like that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They are evil, but they get away with it by being furry. Quite a clever strategy really.
One of mine ate a mouse's head yesterday and then vomited it up on the carpet for me. Evil. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They are evil, but they get away with it by being furry. Quite a clever strategy really.
One of mine ate a mouse's head yesterday and then vomited it up on the carpet for me. Evil. "
Yuk! I've let the little fecker in and he is currently sat on my knee purring away very happy with himself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They are evil, but they get away with it by being furry. Quite a clever strategy really.
One of mine ate a mouse's head yesterday and then vomited it up on the carpet for me. Evil. "
my tom use to bring me fully grown rabbits in..sometimes alive other times headless..its not nice..but they are pure survival machines..its the way nature has made them |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"Is at it again, currently dismembering a squirrel while looking up at me through the back door. He is a bloody killing machine."
if its a grey squirrel.... it's doing the country a service...... they are vermin... give the cat a medal!
if its a red squirrel.... oh dear!!!! they are protected... kill the cat!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a question for all you cat owners who describe your animal as evil.
Why do you all keep animals you clearly find so offensive as pets?"
Because I'm not a mouse, so I'm probably safe from the killer instinct. |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
carrbrook stalybridge |
makes me laugh when dog owners think there animals are more superior when in reality if there lovely cuddley pooches wernt kept fat on a gourmet diet they would revert to killing machines far more dangerous than a moggie  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a question for all you cat owners who describe your animal as evil.
Why do you all keep animals you clearly find so offensive as pets?
Because I'm not a mouse, so I'm probably safe from the killer instinct."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"makes me laugh when dog owners think there animals are more superior when in reality if there lovely cuddley pooches wernt kept fat on a gourmet diet they would revert to killing machines far more dangerous than a moggie "
Like every living predatory animal will do when faced with hunger? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a question for all you cat owners who describe your animal as evil.
Why do you all keep animals you clearly find so offensive as pets?"
are you serious..? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"my dear departed cat was a terror .. I had frogs. worms. birds bought in the house
the worst one was a fish from my neighbours pond which I returned half chewed with a huge apology "
I can't believe you turned up at your neighbours with a half eaten fish!  |
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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago
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"my dear departed cat was a terror .. I had frogs. worms. birds bought in the house
the worst one was a fish from my neighbours pond which I returned half chewed with a huge apology
I can't believe you turned up at your neighbours with a half eaten fish! "
apparently it did survive |
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"Nah its them showing you what they will one day do to you! Cats are evil buggers"
Apparently if you die and aren't found and your pet is stuck in the house with you a dog will wait till it's practically starving before having a nibble whereas a cat just needs to be a bit peckish
I love my cat. Honest!  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
Mine aren't evil. Firstly, they are a particular pedigree breed that a lot of the sense and cat instincts have been bred out of. Secondly, they are indoor cats, (because a lot of the sense and cat instincts have been bred out of them!), so they don't get many opportunities to be evil.
Boy cat will eat spiders if he gets a chance.
Girl cat has some hunting instincts and still brings me gifts. She'll hunt her toys, or the latest of her obsessions, (such as the rubber door stop, my nail buffer, cork coasters), at night and leave them beside my bed for me. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Nah its them showing you what they will one day do to you! Cats are evil buggers
Apparently if you die and aren't found and your pet is stuck in the house with you a dog will wait till it's practically starving before having a nibble whereas a cat just needs to be a bit peckish
I love my cat. Honest! "
They are very practical creatures, cats |
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"I have a question for all you cat owners who describe your animal as evil.
Why do you all keep animals you clearly find so offensive as pets?"
Because only I can call my cat Evil/Psychotic/an actual arsehole....anyone else abuses my baby puddy tat and they're toast! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a question for all you cat owners who describe your animal as evil.
Why do you all keep animals you clearly find so offensive as pets?
Because only I can call my cat Evil/Psychotic/an actual arsehole....anyone else abuses my baby puddy tat and they're toast!"
I've ran out into the garden semi naked before to shoo away other cats that dare to come near them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just find it weird to vilify an animal that doesnt think like us humans do...watch chimpanzees and see what 'evil' they do...even better watch us humans..we are the sickest of the lot and thats a fact |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Mine brought in mice for the 18 year old blind cat, a bit of "mouse tennis" then when he got up to sniff it they backed off and let him eat it, health food for cats, better than the tinned stuff"
Awww. That's sweet of them. Not so great for the mice but it shows cats aren't always as self-centred as is sometimes claimed. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just find it weird to vilify an animal that doesnt think like us humans do...watch chimpanzees and see what 'evil' they do...even better watch us humans..we are the sickest of the lot and thats a fact"
We love them really, but seriously, kill the beast and eat it by all means, but don't behead the thing, dismember its entrails and then leave the rest for me to clean up! |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I just find it weird to vilify an animal that doesnt think like us humans do...watch chimpanzees and see what 'evil' they do...even better watch us humans..we are the sickest of the lot and thats a fact
We love them really, but seriously, kill the beast and eat it by all means, but don't behead the thing, dismember its entrails and then leave the rest for me to clean up!"
You're the staff. That's what you are for. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I just find it weird to vilify an animal that doesnt think like us humans do...watch chimpanzees and see what 'evil' they do...even better watch us humans..we are the sickest of the lot and thats a fact
We love them really, but seriously, kill the beast and eat it by all means, but don't behead the thing, dismember its entrails and then leave the rest for me to clean up!
You're the staff. That's what you are for. "
So true, so very very true! |
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