Lifechanging
When my friend Penny said I'll take you swinging
I said NO all the men there just have to be minging
So I sat and I pondered for almost a year
Absolutely avowing I'd never go near
When my birthday arrived instead of a gift
She faithfully offered to give me a lift
I said no I'd prefer to drive up in my car
All the while wishing I'd stayed at home in the bar
On arrival we got in for free cos we're ladies
Surprisingly inside most of the men we're younger than my babies
So I stuck to her all evening I hadn't a clue
Even watching people fucking even inside the loo
Upon leaving I swore blind I'd never go back
Two days later I returned to shag Marc Andrew and Jack
Hope you like it. And it's true to my life xx |
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