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"Your mum's so fat, when she was at school, she sat next to everybody!!!!!" You've met her then?  | |||
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"Your mums so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back in flip flops!"  | |||
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"[Removed by your mum at 06/02/15 23:52:50]" | |||
"Your mums so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back in flip flops!"  | |||
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"Your mums so fat her idea of dieting is deleting the 'cookies' from the computer" | |||
"Your mums so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back in flip flops! " | |||
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Nathan Caton is the king of YoMomma jokes  | |||
"Not as well known as ErectJims )" | |||
"Your mums so fat her idea of dieting is deleting the 'cookies' from the computer "Being an IT Tech, this tickled me | |||
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"Yah Moms so fat that when a guy tried to give lick her pussy I heard him say For fucks sake fart and give me a clue " | |||
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"Jokes at the expense of fat people. Where will be the next stop on such a line of humour? Liberal minded swingers for minority ridicule ?" Jokes are always at the expense of someone or other, whether it be fat, Black ,White English Irish, welsh, Horse, Dog, Sheep, 2 Men, Essex woman, Blonde. Its called humour, people take life far too seriously these days, and people do like to jump on the PC bandwagon these days to proclaim shock and Horror at such outrages things, ptobably not because they really feel strongly about it but because they want to divide opinions and stir feelings up because they enjoy reading the mails which support their point of view amngst what they consider to be people of lower morals then themselves | |||
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"Jokes at the expense of fat people. Where will be the next stop on such a line of humour? Liberal minded swingers for minority ridicule ? Jokes are always at the expense of someone or other, whether it be fat, Black ,White English Irish, welsh, Horse, Dog, Sheep, 2 Men, Essex woman, Blonde. Its called humour, people take life far too seriously these days, and people do like to jump on the PC bandwagon these days to proclaim shock and Horror at such outrages things, ptobably not because they really feel strongly about it but because they want to divide opinions and stir feelings up because they enjoy reading the mails which support their point of view amngst what they consider to be people of lower morals then themselves" Yer what these said
Yo mamas soo fat when she fell over and cut her leg gravy poured out | |||
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"Jokes at the expense of fat people. Where will be the next stop on such a line of humour? Liberal minded swingers for minority ridicule ? Jokes are always at the expense of someone or other, whether it be fat, Black ,White English Irish, welsh, Horse, Dog, Sheep, 2 Men, Essex woman, Blonde. Its called humour, people take life far too seriously these days, and people do like to jump on the PC bandwagon these days to proclaim shock and Horror at such outrages things, ptobably not because they really feel strongly about it but because they want to divide opinions and stir feelings up because they enjoy reading the mails which support their point of view amngst what they consider to be people of lower morals then themselves Yer what these said
Yo mamas soo fat when she fell over and cut her leg gravy poured out "Please don't agree with me or youll make me as bad as the PC brigade and don't want that
A fat Blonde woman from Essex walked into a Bar on a horse carrying a Dog whist leading a sheep and bumped into 2 men One Irish and One Scottish who were drinking with 2 other men, one black and one white from Scotland and England, who were sat by a muslim and a Jew a Buddhist Monk and the Pope and said... there must be a joke in here somewhere | |||
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"As others have said why fat? Your moms so smelly even skunks run away!" Because Its Saturday and today is Fat Mom joke day, your a day early Smelly Moms are tomorrows topic, Sheesh we really need to get a joke rota set up hate people going out of sequence!! | |||
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"Jokes at the expense of fat people. Where will be the next stop on such a line of humour? Liberal minded swingers for minority ridicule ? Jokes are always at the expense of someone or other, whether it be fat, Black ,White English Irish, welsh, Horse, Dog, Sheep, 2 Men, Essex woman, Blonde. Its called humour, people take life far too seriously these days, and people do like to jump on the PC bandwagon these days to proclaim shock and Horror at such outrages things, ptobably not because they really feel strongly about it but because they want to divide opinions and stir feelings up because they enjoy reading the mails which support their point of view amngst what they consider to be people of lower morals then themselves Yer what these said
Yo mamas soo fat when she fell over and cut her leg gravy poured out
Please don't agree with me or youll make me as bad as the PC brigade and don't want that
A fat Blonde woman from Essex walked into a Bar on a horse carrying a Dog whist leading a sheep and bumped into 2 men One Irish and One Scottish who were drinking with 2 other men, one black and one white from Scotland and England, who were sat by a muslim and a Jew a Buddhist Monk and the Pope and said... there must be a joke in here somewhere "
What have you got against Sheep, have they done you any harm?
Bloody Sheepists should be ashamed of themselves 
BaBa Gimp | |||
"As others have said why fat? Your moms so smelly even skunks run away! Because Its Saturday and today is Fat Mom joke day, your a day early Smelly Moms are tomorrows topic, Sheesh we really need to get a joke rota set up hate people going out of sequence!!" Didn't read that bit lol I've made ammends | |||
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"Your moms nose is so big she started her own heard of elephants!, yeah she's fat too." ya momma is that fat she beeps when walking backwards | |||
"Jokes at the expense of fat people. Where will be the next stop on such a line of humour? Liberal minded swingers for minority ridicule ? Jokes are always at the expense of someone or other, whether it be fat, Black ,White English Irish, welsh, Horse, Dog, Sheep, 2 Men, Essex woman, Blonde. Its called humour, people take life far too seriously these days, and people do like to jump on the PC bandwagon these days to proclaim shock and Horror at such outrages things, ptobably not because they really feel strongly about it but because they want to divide opinions and stir feelings up because they enjoy reading the mails which support their point of view amngst what they consider to be people of lower morals then themselves Yer what these said
Yo mamas soo fat when she fell over and cut her leg gravy poured out
Please don't agree with me or youll make me as bad as the PC brigade and don't want that
A fat Blonde woman from Essex walked into a Bar on a horse carrying a Dog whist leading a sheep and bumped into 2 men One Irish and One Scottish who were drinking with 2 other men, one black and one white from Scotland and England, who were sat by a muslim and a Jew a Buddhist Monk and the Pope and said... there must be a joke in here somewhere
What have you got against Sheep, have they done you any harm?
Bloody Sheepists should be ashamed of themselves
BaBa Gimp"No No No Sheep Jokes are on Wednesdays don't alter the running order, the PC brigade moan enough without adding more fuel to the fire. I am willing to set up and run a joke topic calendar so we stick to the rules, PM me if you want a copy lol | |||
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"Yo momma so fat that when she fell down the stairs it sounded like the beginning of eastenders" hahahahahahahahahaha.... pissing ourselves laughing | |||
"Yo momma so fat that when she fell down the stairs it sounded like the beginning of eastenders" Never realised Eastenders started with Shit , ouch, Hell, Fuck Bang, crash Wallop, thought that was after 5 minutes, I must pay more attention | |||
"Jokes at the expense of fat people. Where will be the next stop on such a line of humour? Liberal minded swingers for minority ridicule ? Jokes are always at the expense of someone or other, whether it be fat, Black ,White English Irish, welsh, Horse, Dog, Sheep, 2 Men, Essex woman, Blonde. Its called humour, people take life far too seriously these days, and people do like to jump on the PC bandwagon these days to proclaim shock and Horror at such outrages things, ptobably not because they really feel strongly about it but because they want to divide opinions and stir feelings up because they enjoy reading the mails which support their point of view amngst what they consider to be people of lower morals then themselves Yer what these said
Yo mamas soo fat when she fell over and cut her leg gravy poured out
Please don't agree with me or youll make me as bad as the PC brigade and don't want that
A fat Blonde woman from Essex walked into a Bar on a horse carrying a Dog whist leading a sheep and bumped into 2 men One Irish and One Scottish who were drinking with 2 other men, one black and one white from Scotland and England, who were sat by a muslim and a Jew a Buddhist Monk and the Pope and said... there must be a joke in here somewhere
What have you got against Sheep, have they done you any harm?
Bloody Sheepists should be ashamed of themselves
BaBa Gimp
No No No Sheep Jokes are on Wednesdays don't alter the running order, the PC brigade moan enough without adding more fuel to the fire.
I am willing to set up and run a joke topic calendar so we stick to the rules, PM me if you want a copy lol"I think that Wednesdays are not appreciated enough, They are as good as any other day of the week and should be treated with equal respect and given the same opportunities
PC Gimp | |||
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"Jokes at the expense of fat people. Where will be the next stop on such a line of humour? Liberal minded swingers for minority ridicule ? Jokes are always at the expense of someone or other, whether it be fat, Black ,White English Irish, welsh, Horse, Dog, Sheep, 2 Men, Essex woman, Blonde. Its called humour, people take life far too seriously these days, and people do like to jump on the PC bandwagon these days to proclaim shock and Horror at such outrages things, ptobably not because they really feel strongly about it but because they want to divide opinions and stir feelings up because they enjoy reading the mails which support their point of view amngst what they consider to be people of lower morals then themselves Yer what these said
Yo mamas soo fat when she fell over and cut her leg gravy poured out
Please don't agree with me or youll make me as bad as the PC brigade and don't want that
A fat Blonde woman from Essex walked into a Bar on a horse carrying a Dog whist leading a sheep and bumped into 2 men One Irish and One Scottish who were drinking with 2 other men, one black and one white from Scotland and England, who were sat by a muslim and a Jew a Buddhist Monk and the Pope and said... there must be a joke in here somewhere
What have you got against Sheep, have they done you any harm?
Bloody Sheepists should be ashamed of themselves
BaBa Gimp
No No No Sheep Jokes are on Wednesdays don't alter the running order, the PC brigade moan enough without adding more fuel to the fire.
I am willing to set up and run a joke topic calendar so we stick to the rules, PM me if you want a copy lol
I think that Wednesdays are not appreciated enough, They are as good as any other day of the week and should be treated with equal respect and given the same opportunities
PC Gimp"Perhaps we should join the pc people, dont single wednesdays out for ridicule it may have feelings and feel persecuted i was going to suggest weekdays but then thought weekends would feel left out such a dillema to get it right to satisfy the pc police | |||
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"Dedicated to Stephen fry and those that follow (if u know what I mean) Nature doesn't give a hoot about any mothers. Once they are dead. U spent your entire life deluding yourselves that emotions mean something God is love " Here comes the mood hoover.. | |||
"Dedicated to Stephen fry and those that follow (if u know what I mean) Nature doesn't give a hoot about any mothers. Once they are dead. U spent your entire life deluding yourselves that emotions mean something God is love Here comes the mood hoover.." that comment really made me laugh. | |||
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"Dedicated to Stephen fry and those that follow (if u know what I mean) Nature doesn't give a hoot about any mothers. Once they are dead. U spent your entire life deluding yourselves that emotions mean something God is love Here comes the mood hoover.. that comment really made me laugh."Some ppl can't handle the truth. U need faith to believe your mood wil change...that's why Wales lost. It is easy to motivate yourself if u believe but not others...hence your comment. U should learn to turn the other cheek when I wrie so u won't be sad. U see I'm enlightening u buddy. Take the advice or be forever cursed...turn the other cheek to what is bring said to u....haha | |||
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"Dedicated to Stephen fry and those that follow (if u know what I mean) Nature doesn't give a hoot about any mothers. Once they are dead. U spent your entire life deluding yourselves that emotions mean something God is love " is this todays sermon..... because i don't think yesterdays went really well! | |||
"Dedicated to Stephen fry and those that follow (if u know what I mean) Nature doesn't give a hoot about any mothers. Once they are dead. U spent your entire life deluding yourselves that emotions mean something God is love is this todays sermon..... because i don't think yesterdays went really well! "Wait for tomorrows, thats a beauty, i can forsee the future and it doesn't bode well for us..... Beware the ides of March, oops but tomorrow is still February ah well needs must | |||
"Dedicated to Stephen fry and those that follow (if u know what I mean) Nature doesn't give a hoot about any mothers. Once they are dead. U spent your entire life deluding yourselves that emotions mean something God is love is this todays sermon..... because i don't think yesterdays went really well! "That's your interpretation. That's not a fact. U remembered me, how many ppl have u slept with and remembered? One man can make a difference.... | |||
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" U remembered me, how many ppl have u slept with and remembered? One man can make a difference.... " I think you are working under the assumption that "any publicity is good publicity"....... I............don't think that is quite what is happening here!  | |||
" U remembered me, how many ppl have u slept with and remembered? One man can make a difference.... I think you are working under the assumption that "any publicity is good publicity"....... I............don't think that is quite what is happening here! "U make the mistake of judging me. U have abandoned reason of what I wrote because it conflicted with your understanding. Put your money where your mouth is. Prove what I said was false. Any fool can say u are wrong. Give me your reason behind your adamant and certain dismissal. U love your mum but once she is dead she meant nothing. Emotions are delusional. Ask yourself what u truly believe | |||
" U remembered me, how many ppl have u slept with and remembered? One man can make a difference.... I think you are working under the assumption that "any publicity is good publicity"....... I............don't think that is quite what is happening here! "U make the assumption I trust ops judgement to be always right. Bob Dylan said, trust yourself. I am, u trust yourself that your lifestyle is right | |||
"Dedicated to Stephen fry and those that follow (if u know what I mean) Nature doesn't give a hoot about any mothers. Once they are dead. U spent your entire life deluding yourselves that emotions mean something God is love Here comes the mood hoover.. that comment really made me laugh.
Some ppl can't handle the truth. U need faith to believe your mood wil change...that's why Wales lost. It is easy to motivate yourself if u believe but not others...hence your comment. U should learn to turn the other cheek when I wrie so u won't be sad. U see I'm enlightening u buddy. Take the advice or be forever cursed...turn the other cheek to what is bring said to u....haha"Cymprim so odd he think I understand what he saying and actually care even if he was calling me
(Oh help I don't even understand what I wrote.. It's rubbing off!) | |||
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"Dedicated to Stephen fry and those that follow (if u know what I mean) Nature doesn't give a hoot about any mothers. Once they are dead. U spent your entire life deluding yourselves that emotions mean something God is love Here comes the mood hoover.. that comment really made me laugh.
Some ppl can't handle the truth. U need faith to believe your mood wil change...that's why Wales lost. It is easy to motivate yourself if u believe but not others...hence your comment. U should learn to turn the other cheek when I wrie so u won't be sad. U see I'm enlightening u buddy. Take the advice or be forever cursed...turn the other cheek to what is bring said to u....haha
Cymprim so odd he think I understand what he saying and actually care even if he was calling me
(Oh help I don't even understand what I wrote.. It's rubbing off!)"I'll help u out then. U complain that my words upset u. But what is really upsetting u, that u can't deal with it after I have said it. U can not forget it. Hence turn the other cheek for situation like this... | |||
"Jokes at the expense of fat people. Where will be the next stop on such a line of humour? Liberal minded swingers for minority ridicule ? Jokes are always at the expense of someone or other, whether it be fat, Black ,White English Irish, welsh, Horse, Dog, Sheep, 2 Men, Essex woman, Blonde. Its called humour, people take life far too seriously these days, and people do like to jump on the PC bandwagon these days to proclaim shock and Horror at such outrages things, ptobably not because they really feel strongly about it but because they want to divide opinions and stir feelings up because they enjoy reading the mails which support their point of view amngst what they consider to be people of lower morals then themselves" PC bandwagon ? Not the case, whatever that bandwagon is, ( where the massed ranks of the PC brigade ride ) ? However my right wing credentials are impeccable; shop at John Lewis, support free speech, believe both you and I have a right to offend others. So......go go boil your head in a vat full of fat, rendered down from the bodies of overweight people why dontcha ? See if it helps improve your spelling, punctuation or thought processes. Just joking, obvs! | |||
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"Jokes at the expense of fat people. Where will be the next stop on such a line of humour? Liberal minded swingers for minority ridicule ? Jokes are always at the expense of someone or other, whether it be fat, Black ,White English Irish, welsh, Horse, Dog, Sheep, 2 Men, Essex woman, Blonde. Its called humour, people take life far too seriously these days, and people do like to jump on the PC bandwagon these days to proclaim shock and Horror at such outrages things, ptobably not because they really feel strongly about it but because they want to divide opinions and stir feelings up because they enjoy reading the mails which support their point of view amngst what they consider to be people of lower morals then themselves PC bandwagon ? Not the case, whatever that bandwagon is, ( where the massed ranks of the PC brigade ride ) ? However my right wing credentials are impeccable; shop at John Lewis, support free speech, believe both you and I have a right to offend others. So......go go boil your head in a vat full of fat, rendered down from the bodies of overweight people why dontcha ? See if it helps improve your spelling, punctuation or thought processes. Just joking, obvs! " Poor spelling and puncuation are as a result of laziness and fat fingers which continually strike the wrong letters on my phone, the fat fingers are a direct result of an intake of too many calories and not burning enough off, this, combined with the fact i couldnt be arsed to proof read things i write as most people with even a basic intellect can understand what im stating, and those that cant are probably too busy eating......joking of course. Take care | |||
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