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"I cannot seem to find anyone who is willing to reply..... I know there are lots of yoy kinky bunch out there. " Look at BBC news. The zombie acopalypse has started. On no account go out of your front door. | |||
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"I hope not, it has a lot of people living there. " Oh well I must be part of the living dead,at least then I could just sit in the corner and watch without being seen | |||
"I cannot seem to find anyone who is willing to reply..... I know there are lots of yoy kinky bunch out there. Look at BBC news. The zombie acopalypse has started. On no account go out of your front door." Oh shit. There's a surge of them coming. | |||
"I cannot seem to find anyone who is willing to reply..... I know there are lots of yoy kinky bunch out there. " Surrey closes at 2pm on Fridays, and early closing on Wednesdays. | |||
"I cannot seem to find anyone who is willing to reply..... I know there are lots of yoy kinky bunch out there. Surrey closes at 2pm on Fridays, and early closing on Wednesdays." Damn I missed opening hours again. I need to find a better job. On the us side I don't get caught up in rush hour! | |||
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"just peeked out of the curtains and apart from a couple of zombies shivering in the cold easterly all is normal.. btw OP isn't Crawley in Sussex..?" It certainly is and it's even worse down.this way tonight! | |||
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"just peeked out of the curtains and apart from a couple of zombies shivering in the cold easterly all is normal.. btw OP isn't Crawley in Sussex..? It certainly is and it's even worse down.this way tonight! " not much nicer in daytime too.. | |||
"just peeked out of the curtains and apart from a couple of zombies shivering in the cold easterly all is normal.. btw OP isn't Crawley in Sussex..? It certainly is and it's even worse down.this way tonight! not much nicer in daytime too.. "Depends which part 
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"You awake, dazed and confused. You find yourself in the middle of a large field. Naked, lying on your back on a cold, unforgiving surface, you sense a great pressure around your body. You try to move, but you can't. You've been fastened tight to a metal feeding trough. There is movement behind you. A large figure lurks at the edge of your vision. The figure walks slowly and heavily around to your front. You gasp at the terrifying sight before you. A man, a thing, seven, maybe eight feet tall. Not a man - a monster. Foul, threatening. A terrible clown, or a scarecrow, or something between the two, confronts you. Human in shape, but not a man. Not of this world. The hideous giant scarecrow-clown approaches. You tremble uncontrollably, overcome with fear. Drooling grinning, the awful beast looms over you. It's grotesque face meets yours. You turn your head in fear and disgust, desperate to avoid meeting its gaze. In the distance a huge pall of smoke rises over a nearby town. Loud booms carry on the wind. Unusual craft thunder across the evening sky. The horizon is lit by sinister light. The beast nears further still. You sense this is the end. It locks you into a sickening embrace, and utters, in a dreadful, rasping whisper, the last words you will ever hear: "Welcome to Guildford."" Was that really in a large field? Or in McDonalds? | |||
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"Plenty of fun to be had when I lived there, can't believe it's changed that much." I think it's that scenario again of being a single male... 70000/1 chances on here. | |||
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"Can the famous bearded lady of Guildford still be seen about?." I'm not sure but I haven't been that way in a while. What a beard it was too.... | |||
"Can the famous bearded lady of Guildford still be seen about?." I saw her in Marks and Spencer! ! I got a little bit of sick in my mouth  | |||
"Can the famous bearded lady of Guildford still be seen about?. I saw her in Marks and Spencer! ! I got a little bit of sick in my mouth "It's amazing as she was in complete denial or wanted to audition a few years too early for eurovision | |||
"Can the famous bearded lady of Guildford still be seen about?." isnt she on fab? | |||
"Can the famous bearded lady of Guildford still be seen about?.isnt she on fab?" Possibly maybe she's on.the thread about the hot towels shave? | |||
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"I hope not! "well it looks like three of us have made it be careful out there | |||
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"I'm alive! Not so much of the kicking though "Aw get well soon X | |||
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"Is Surrey dead? Speaking as a Northerner I'd say almost certainly yes!" What makes you think that? | |||
"Is Surrey dead? Speaking as a Northerner I'd say almost certainly yes! What makes you think that?" Only joking...we tend to think of you lot as a little uptight and a bit dull. Obviously not true I know. | |||
"Is Surrey dead? Speaking as a Northerner I'd say almost certainly yes!" Feed him to the walkers | |||
"Is Surrey dead? Speaking as a Northerner I'd say almost certainly yes! Feed him to the walkers" If he's north of the wall they will find him | |||
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"I'm still in Surrey and I'm definitely alone! " must be fighting them off though | |||
"I'm still in Surrey and I'm definitely alone! " *not alone!!!!!! Who are you calling uptight and dull??! | |||
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"I cannot seem to find anyone who is willing to reply..... I know there are lots of yoy kinky bunch out there. Surrey closes at 2pm on Fridays, and early closing on Wednesdays." Hahaha dead right. | |||
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"Dont know if Shags replied but little milking happens in Penge. " Yes I did and 10 weeks after penge is still very quite lol yes the only milking that is going on is at the farm | |||
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"I used to live in Surrey was very much alive when I lived there "what part did you live in | |||
"I used to live in Surrey was very much alive when I lived there what part did you live in"Addlestone and Byfleet | |||
"I used to live in Surrey was very much alive when I lived there what part did you live in
Addlestone and Byfleet"i was a byfleet boy lol and lived in addlestone for a bit now chertsey | |||
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"I used to live in chert set on fordwater road" Chertsey even | |||
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"I know a few guys from those clubs I was a member of the mysterons twickenham" i bet we know of the same people lol | |||
"I know a few guys from those clubs I was a member of the mysterons twickenhami bet we know of the same people lol " I bet we do bud | |||
"I know a few guys from those clubs I was a member of the mysterons twickenhami bet we know of the same people lol I bet we do bud " where did you used to drink around this way then | |||
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"Wagon and horses mainly" i was the Woburn back in the day before it became a nursery | |||
"Wagon and horses mainlyi was the Woburn back in the day before it became a nursery " Kings head in Byfleet before it closed as well | |||
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"The blue anchor and black prince " Nearly got barred from the blue anchor upset the land lord lol | |||
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"Has Surrey been given life support then? " It's alive and kicking | |||
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"Shall be giving my slut more than a little tickle there on Sunday ... "where you taking her then | |||
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"Yes. Everyone moved to Kent " only to be closer to Essex lol | |||
