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Look, fellow posters. Please do not make light of my theologically challenging question. Can I put a different angle on it, perhaps, just to attract more learned debate? If God were an all-powerful entity, would He not eat all the gingerbread men Himself? |
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Only if you take his head clean off in one bite. Don't torture the poor little fella by nibbling at his limbs first.
Make it a clean and dignified ending. |
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"Only if you take his head clean off in one bite. Don't torture the poor little fella by nibbling at his limbs first.
Make it a clean and dignified ending."
Tell that to the kneecapped gingerbread man in Shrek  |
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"Only if you take his head clean off in one bite. Don't torture the poor little fella by nibbling at his limbs first.
Make it a clean and dignified ending.
Tell that to the kneecapped gingerbread man in Shrek "
He deserved his fate for selling out to Disney |
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"Look, fellow posters. Please do not make light of my theologically challenging question. Can I put a different angle on it, perhaps, just to attract more learned debate? If God were an all-powerful entity, would He not eat all the gingerbread men Himself?"
No a loving God would share with the big society...om(g) wasn't that one of Smiley Camerons targets that got lost as soon as the ballot boxes were emptied? |
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"Cheese on toast please  "
Very close to the point. Cheese contains many millions of little organisms, all happily living together in flourishing harmony .... Oh, just going to check on the bubbling cheese. I like a bit of mustard on mine. |
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"I cant bring myself to watch the cravendale ad where the gingerbread man loses his head!!!"
I don't understand that advert. How come his legs don't fall apart at the start of the advert? J he's standing in the milk!
Mike |
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"I cant bring myself to watch the cravendale ad where the gingerbread man loses his head!!!
I don't understand that advert. How come his legs don't fall apart at the start of the advert? J he's standing in the milk!
Mike "
Can we embrace a God who allows adverts depicting gingerbread men standing in milk? Has man's capacity for freewill finally undone our connection to deities? Has the world gone mad? Is there now too much choice in biscuit variety that we have forgotten the wholesomeness of a simple custard cream? Do we care enough about our gingerbread men? Is that wrong? Why do we not eat gingerbread women? There are far too many unanswered questions here. Please help me out. I feel I am drowning in a sea of unknowable knowledge. Surely someone can do a "Ah, glasshopper" thing and put my fevered mind to rest. |
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"I can't comment on any further theological debates - my knickers are still twisted. Tina neither assisted personally nor sent for help."
TIIIIIINNNNNNNAAAAAAA!!!!!! |
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"I can't comment on any further theological debates - my knickers are still twisted. Tina neither assisted personally nor sent for help.
TIIIIIINNNNNNNAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
No insurance policies are honoured here, I am afraid. The Gingerbread deity accepts no claims. Quiver, mortal. |
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"I'd meet a gingerbread man, but only if verified, naturally
You keep em Tina, I'm cutting out Gingers in protest. Blondes, brunettes and black - again verified of course - can be met. "
Had to rework due to finger harm. |
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